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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

[sine_metu]

I'm not an objective source.

[mightysmall]

I appreciate you trying but I think we both know my sense of obligation will make me go.

[getscooperation]

[ SIGH ]

Do you want me to be your emergency text?

[iamfree]

That's okay. We all have our favorites. Kind of would like to know what's so special about German beer.

[mightysmall]

My what?

[sine_metu]

Okay. I'll do my best to educate you. Just make sure you share your favorite too.

[iamfree]

I'm looking forward to it! I gotta say though, my favorite beer is kind of basic, especially compared to yours.

[getscooperation]

Emergency text.
It's. A 20th century dating thing. Say you're going on a date with someone for the first time and you want to be able to leave graciously if they are picking their teeth at the table or a Mets fan or even worse. You get a friend to send you a text at a specified time.
'Oh no,' you say. 'I have to go. My friend needs me, it's an emergency.'
But if it's fine, you text your friend back that it's fine and you stay.

[sine_metu]

We'll both get a taste of something new.

[mightysmall]

But I'm not going on a date...

[iamfree]

Hope you like Corona!

[getscooperation]

[ ...she genuinely can not tell if he's pulling her leg right now. ]

The concept is transferrable.

[sine_metu]

Only with lime.

[mightysmall]

[ Maybe a little bit. Easier to do in text when no one can read his expression. ]

I guess? But we're trusting me to lie convincingly.

[getscooperation]

You've never had to lie for a mission? Just say: 'Oh no,' and then, 'Excuse me, thank you for the lovely time' and leave. There's no lie there. Except possibly for the lovely time. Which you were probably going to lie about anyway.

[mightysmall]

I was under mind control. I lie really well under mind control.

[getscooperation]

[ Well, that's just sad. ]

Of course you did. Your wires were stripped and your conscience stuffed into a metaphorical bag and thrown down a river.
But I notice you make no comment about lying about having a lovely time.

[mightysmall]

I like art. I'm sure I'll see at least one piece I like.

I'm just not looking forward to the crowds.

[getscooperation]

[ THAT'S STILL NOT A COMMENT on his capacity for a polite lie.

Which is a comment by itself, in a way.

So Natasha takes this as Steve deciding he doesn't need rescuing. ]

I somehow don't think it will be very crowded...
...although there is free pizza.

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[getscooperation]

Well, that explains this text. Good luck with that, Councilor.

[sine_metu]

How do you prefer to be apologized to? With flowers or chocolate?

[getscooperation]

[ Well, that surprises her. ]

You must be very drunk. I might not be in the legal profession, but I advise you to maintain your right to silence before you text something a sober you may regret.

[ Surprises always interest her. It makes her want to answer his question, but... he hasn't done anything that merits an apology, has he? ]

Sincerely. To answer your question.

[ There have not been a lot of people in her life who have apologized to her. ]

[sine_metu]

I thought I had already said something which is why I asked.

Clearly, I need to do the sleep first.

[ Alcohol doesn't make him mean but it does dull his senses and make him... looser. Dumber for sure. ]

[getscooperation]

[ Ah, she'd misunderstood. Yes, that makes sense now. ]

Probably for the best. Or else you might make me curious about what's driven you to drink.

[mightysmall]

Pizza and art. Just hope for a smaller crowd.