1. I fell asleep on the table at the burger store. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there. 2. You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs." 3. I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower. 4. I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night and just brought anger and rage with me. 5. Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged? 6. Text her!
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2. You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs."
3. I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
4. I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night and just brought anger and rage with me.
5. Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
6. Text her!