"I noticed that. You have even less social skills than I do." That was saying something given the man had literally had to be taught how to fake empathy growing up just so he'd be able to (barely) function in society.
"I doubt that. I think you'd look really pretty in a dress." Then he just sort of sunk down further into his chair as embarrassment took over and he realized once again he'd just blurted out exactly what he was thinking. That was it, he was officially gonna hunt down the kirin, shoot him, and mount his stuffed head over his doorway. Only then would Dex feel better about this whole clusterfuck of a situation.
At first, he wasn't sure what Ava was desperately trying to keep from saying by filling her mouth with food when she'd been right in the middle of a sentence. Then the first part of the word and the second missing clicked into his head. He wasn't about to laugh but a slow (and slightly evil) smile did come over his face. "I didn't quite catch that last word. What was it?" That faux innocent tone wasn't going to fool anyone. Dex clearly knew what he was doing.
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"I doubt that. I think you'd look really pretty in a dress." Then he just sort of sunk down further into his chair as embarrassment took over and he realized once again he'd just blurted out exactly what he was thinking. That was it, he was officially gonna hunt down the kirin, shoot him, and mount his stuffed head over his doorway. Only then would Dex feel better about this whole clusterfuck of a situation.
At first, he wasn't sure what Ava was desperately trying to keep from saying by filling her mouth with food when she'd been right in the middle of a sentence. Then the first part of the word and the second missing clicked into his head. He wasn't about to laugh but a slow (and slightly evil) smile did come over his face. "I didn't quite catch that last word. What was it?" That faux innocent tone wasn't going to fool anyone. Dex clearly knew what he was doing.