Yeah, I can handle it. I drank 70 beers on a plane once, so I can handle one bottle of tequila.
[It doesn't seem like she's joking about that either. In fact, she sounds like she's almost proud of the 70 beers thing. She probably... shouldn't be, but she is.]
I feel like a werewolf bite might be bad news for literally everyone. So that is... not surprising to hear. [She clicks her fingers and grins, before taking another sip of tequila.]
Okay. Question. Would you rather be a vampire, a werewolf, or a... [She trails off and glances at her shark, who is staring up at her with big, black, adorable eyes. Goddamnit, she wishes he'd stop looking at her like that.]
....ssshark... person? [What the hell is a shark person? Why would anyone want to be a shark person?]
cw: alcoholism
[It doesn't seem like she's joking about that either. In fact, she sounds like she's almost proud of the 70 beers thing. She probably... shouldn't be, but she is.]
I feel like a werewolf bite might be bad news for literally everyone. So that is... not surprising to hear. [She clicks her fingers and grins, before taking another sip of tequila.]
Okay. Question. Would you rather be a vampire, a werewolf, or a... [She trails off and glances at her shark, who is staring up at her with big, black, adorable eyes. Goddamnit, she wishes he'd stop looking at her like that.]
....ssshark... person? [What the hell is a shark person? Why would anyone want to be a shark person?]