[He gave her a flat look.] I know what corn is.

[Sucking his teeth, he took a sip of his wine and muttered to himself,] But I didn't know it could puff up...

[A pause. Then a petulant frown as he, too, deeply felt the lack of such a snack that he'd never before known until just now.] Dammit, now I wish there were "popped corn" here, too! It certainly sounds more interesting than these... weird metal Gortash-boxes. [He gestured at the TV.]