"I don't care and I doubt Thirteen cares either about your grades," Baphomet says. He instead points to the screen where the surprise romance between the goth and the seeming background character continues. It's really easy to see that's how Kiyotaka casts himself, and Thirteen went right along with it.

"Have you ever dated anyone?" Because buddy, you have to have heard of whatever the Japanese equivalent is to watching a movie and making out. Anime & f*ck?

He waves a hand. "We're in one of the windmill colonies homes."