It's not my fault, I didn't get out much until recently, I've never seen a fish that wasn't in a glass bowl or on a plate, and this-- [He holds up his shark, which dangles. Sharks shouldn't look that cute, it's like a finned puppydog with serrated multiple rows of teeth.] Was never on a dish OR in a bowl!
[It's set gently back down. He likes the shark.
Wow, for an imp that's an awfully sheltered life.]
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Wait, is that what the fox turned him into?!]
It's not my fault, I didn't get out much until recently, I've never seen a fish that wasn't in a glass bowl or on a plate, and this-- [He holds up his shark, which dangles. Sharks shouldn't look that cute, it's like a finned puppydog with serrated multiple rows of teeth.] Was never on a dish OR in a bowl!
[It's set gently back down. He likes the shark.
Wow, for an imp that's an awfully sheltered life.]