February-March 2024 Test Drive Meme

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February-March 2024 TDM

Introduction

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This Test Drive meme is open to all.
Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Test Drive Meme! Please feel free to test drive any and all characters regardless of your intent to apply or whether you have an invite or not.

All TDMs are game canon and work like "mini-events". For new players and characters, you can choose to have your TDM thread be your introduction thread upon acceptance or start fresh. Current players are also allowed to have in-game characters post to the TDM so long as they mark their top levels ‘Current Character.’

TDM threads can be used for spoon spending at any time by characters accepted into the game.

Playing and interacting with the TDMs will allow characters to immediately obtain canon items from homes especially weapons or other things they may have had on their person when they were pulled from their worlds! There will always be a prompt that provides some sort of "reward" to characters who complete certain tasks.

Current players are always encouraged to tag new people on the TDM!


🦊 New Star Children meet the Fox still in their worlds, and she brings them into the new realm of Folkmore. As you follow her, your body begins to change and new characteristics emerge. These may stay for a while, or perhaps they will hide away after. And during all of this, the Fox explains to you where you will be going: to Folkmore.

and then... you fall like a shooting star, falling to the land in a burst of starlight.


🦊 Experienced Star Children are already familiar with this time of the month. There are shooting stars all across the sky, and some fall to the land, which means the Fox has brought new arrivals. These newly arrived Star Children will face some tests, but Thirteen wants the more seasoned residents to participate as well.

Perhaps you follow the falling stars on your own, or perhaps the Fox simply teleports you there, but it appears you too will be part of this.

[ Soon You'll Get Better ★ Netfox & Chill]

Soon You'll Get Better . ★

Content Warnings: Power Nullification, Potential Kidnapping, Potential Animal Spirit Harm

The island of Never Fade can no longer be seen in the sky from elsewhere in Folkmore, enclosed within a large purple tinted cloud. Within that cloud, the island is under water—a dreamy purple underwater that all Star Children can breath in if they breath and function in if they function on electricity, so on and so forth. It causes no more difficulties than reduced visibility and greater effort to walk. It's even possible to swim underneath the island, so long as Star Children make sure to make landfall before they get too exhausted and… well… fall.


Friendnapped

The purple water has streaks of silver shot throughout it. Beware, these silver streaks neutralize powers, canon and role abilities alike, for at least an hour. A neutralized Legend won't be able to sense others in danger. A neutralized Myth won't sense danger coming. A neutralized Familiar won't be able to shapeshift to help others. That may set of a danger alarm but not any spidey-sense. These silver streaks are harbingers of spirits recently returned to Folkmore thanks to donations at the Shattered Spoon Shrine: lonely sharks.

The source of the silver streaks in the water, these silver gray sharks swim up and gently bite people. These bites make people go instantly limp but otherwise don't do any damage. They won't even break the skin. Once limp, the lonely sharks take their prey new best friends down to a cave or grotto off the underside of Never Fade. These caves are full of silver water, saturated by the magic of lonely sharks, and the entrances are covered by a thin silver barrier that prevents Star Children from leaving. That means should a Star Child track down where someone is being kept, should they enter its home, they too will be trapped there.

Being held by the lonely sharks isn't the worst experience. These spirits will try to please their new friends, giving them their favorite foods and perhaps even an item from home. This may even be a weapon or magical item. Mind, the magic of these items will be neutralized in the shark's cave. It is possible to fight a lonely shark, even to kill one, but that will only be a temporary measure. Star Children will remain trapped and have to wait for the lonely shark to revive—with even more golden cracks than before. In the end, the only way to escape are hugs, cuddles, and other measures of friendship. Once all the golden cracks have thinned and disappeared, Star Children can leave.

Spread the Love

By the time mid-March comes around, most of the lonely sharks have been fully healed and no longer kidnap Star Children. Instead they swim the None of the Above tunnels below the island's surface, where they provide guidance to Star Children who ask them how to get somewhere. If Star Children have nowhere particular in mind, the lonely sharks encourage Star Children to make their way toward the Shattered Spoon Shrine.

The lonely sharks still create silver streaks in the water that neutralize powers, but they will accompany Star Children and warn them of some of the dangers. When voices call their names, the sharks will snuggle up against Star Children to provide comfort. They're devoted to helping Star Children reach the shrine. Once there, they will encourage the Star Children to donate Lore to one of the broken spoons there, each spoon representing spirits who have left, spirits who became shells of themselves from lack of lore, or ghosts.

Star Children who donate Lore will find their companion lonely shark presenting them with an item from home. This may even be a weapon or magical item. Mind, the magic will be neutralized until the Star Child has spent at least an hour away from the silvery water lonely sharks create. Lonely sharks will happily spend as much time with Star Children as they're willing but will show the way back to the surface either via LIM (Lavender Institute of the Mind) or the None of the Above tunnels.

• Never Fade is underwater within a cloud.
  
• Silver streaks in the water neutralize powers, both canon and Role based.
  
• Lonely sharks kidnap Star Children and take them to caves on the underside of Never Fade.
  
• Star Children who find those caves are trapped too.
  
• Escape by hugs, cuddles, and being friends.
  
• By the second month, most lonely sharks are healed and found in the tunnels.
  
• Lonely sharks guide Star Children to the Shattered Spoon Shrine to donate Lore to help others.
  
• Either when captive or once donating Lore, lonely sharks will give Star Children an item from home.

Netfox & Chill . ★

Content Warnings: Forced Relocation, Potential Secret Revelation, Potential Coerced Physical Intimacy

With the wide range of Star Children from many different worlds, sharing similarities, it's no surprise when moments of deja vu happen. That sense of the familiar with the new, the sense of something that happened before without quite being able to place it… or perhaps it being impossible. Regardless, when that connective moment happens, the Star Children involved are transported to a windmill home from the Cloud Colonies. They land together on a couch before a large television with all the makings of a movie night. There could be wine and cheese. There could be soda and popcorn. There could be tea or other hot beverages. There's a cozy blanket (only one). The movie has already been selected, and it starts playing.

Headliner

The movie is roughly based off one of the Star Children's lives, specifically for the Star Child that experience deja vu and triggered this experience. Regardless of the moment of deja vu, the plot of the movie is based off of some real or potential relationship—romantic or queer platonic—in their life. That Star Child can recognize some similarities immediately. If they had any doubts, they get a text message on their relic as the movie starts:

You need to get closer with your companion(s). You can either talk about what happened (or didn't) or not talk wink wink about it with them. The choice is yours (and theirs)! Have fun!

It's possible to ignore the message, at least for a while. The longer the movie plays, the more apparent it becomes that it's based off that Star Child. The starring character's clothes will change to resemble theirs. The cadence of their voice will shift to imitate theirs. Their facial features will shift. These changes will become more and more heavy handed as the movie goes on until even the most clueless companion will have real trouble not picking up on it. It may get harder and harder to distract them from talking about it! There's no pause button, and the only way to mute the movie is to *ahem* distract themselves from it until it becomes an indistinct background murmur.

Remake

If any Star Children thought this experience might have been a Valentine's Day prank, they'll be poorly mistaken come mid-March when it continues with a twist. The movie less closely resembles any one Star Child's life (whew?)… because it blends the lives of all those present together into a new story. One character is based off each Star Child, and it fits the other Star Child into the role of someone who was or could have been emotionally and/or physically intimate with them. If they had any doubts, each Star child gets a text message on their relic as the movie starts:

You need to get closer with your companion(s). You can either talk about what happened (or didn't) or not talk wink wink about it with them. The choice is yours (and theirs)! Have fun!

Not only does each Star Child have to decide what approach they want to take, but the other Star Child may pick up on what they're putting down! One Star Child may want to talk it out, but the other one desperately doesn't. Oh noes, how shall it be resolved? Well, the longer it takes, the more clearly the film demonstrates one way they could resolve it—a fictionalized ending, happy or sad or bittersweet or anything else, between the characters as they more closely resemble those watching them on the sofa. No one's free until they have a heart to heart or a something to something else. Any physical intimacy can do.

• Experience a moment of deja vu and get transported to a cozy living room in a Cloud Colony windmill.
  
• For the first month, the 'host' Star Child gets a text letting them know to get intimate—emotionally or physically.
  
• For the second month, all Star Children get that text.
  
• For the first month, the movie is based on the 'host' Star Child's experiences, what did or could have happened. As the movie progresses, it becomes more and more obvious that's the case.
  
• For the second month, the movie is a story blending Star Children's experiences together. That too will become more obvious over time.
  
• Some form of intimacy is the only way out!

Comments

[idkmybffspandex]

Nah, just us, I think. [ A beat. ] Well, okay, there is this other guy who was sort of made that way to counter my cousin, actually. He's... Less green than either you or I though.

Maybe that means I could be a goblin supermodel? [ She chuckles and smiles wide. ]

But guessing it's a bit... You know, not always easy to be half-orc? [ Jen's dated a couple half Asian guys, few half black guys, that one half Mexican guy who couldn't speak a single word in Spanish except taco and puto... She's figuring a similar struggle probably applies to this too. ] It's hard, being stuck between two places. [ Jen could kinda relate. ]

[mayberaven]

Made that way? [That sounds like there's a Story there.

And he's about to ask what the heck a supermodel is, but Jen's moving right on past that into Touchy Territory. Which again... she sounds like she gets it, so it's not getting his back up as much as it could.

And he'd normally dodge it entirely, but again, what was the harm in a little commiseration while they walked? He could always claim ignorance later if she went blabbing about it to others for some reason.]

I mean... I suppose? Depends where you are, closer to orc settlements you're likely to see more half-orc around, same with bigger cities. Less of either around and you're gonna get... well. Some people hang on tight to old superstitions, and they're pretty shit. [A faint shrug.] If you don't fit the ideal, that's a whole new level. Don't fit anywhere at that point.

[idkmybffspandex]

Yeah he was some- [ What did Blonsky used to do, again? ] Special Ops kinda guy. And the government mutated him into- It's really, actually, kind of a horrible name, but they called him The Abomination? [ Which- Honestly, fucked up they called him that. She felt less weird saying it knowing he's reclaiming it at least.

Jen nods. ] Sorta the same where I'm from. There's one city, it's really big, it's called New York, and they're used to, you know, a lot of different kinds of people, so they're pretty good about at least hating everyone equally? But I made a bit more of a... Um, stir in my part of the country, because there hadn't really been a superhero based out in Los Angeles in several years. I think getting used to being green could've been easier, but it also could've been a lot harder. [ She shrugs a shoulder. ] See, I'm kinda only half-hulk, myself.

[ Jen pauses, takes a deep breath and shrinks back down to human. ] Ta-da?

[mayberaven]

Special Ops? [The addendum though, that got a grimace of sympathy from Fjord because wow, what a way to make a shitty statement. Super fucked-up.]

Superhero... that like... adventurers then? [It sounds self-explanatory enough for Fjord to hazard the guess at least. He's not sure why that would get people upset, but then people were weird when differences cropped up.

He can't help though, when Jen shifts, from tall and green to small and human, the dual internal response of finding her human shape actually... well, really cute. Suiting her golden retriever energy as much as her... hulk shape? That and a sudden heavy dose of envy at how easily it seemed she could just switch.]

That there's a handy trick... seems like it'd be hell on clothes though?

[idkmybffspandex]

[ She laughs, hard. ] It is hell on clothes!

[ With a wide smile still on her face, she continues with: ] My cousin's only tip on that front was "wear spandex"! [ A beat, she chuckles, before stopping and realizing she might need to explain that joke. ] Spandex is this fabric that's really good at stretching really far without ripping.

[ But back to Emil... ] Yeah, Special Ops are like... All human adventurers? [ Well, sorta. ] Usually not as strong as the superhero-adventurers one-on-one, but they're good at group tactics.

[mayberaven]

[Thankfully she explains, which does earn a chuckle from Fjord after he gets what she's saying, nodding his agreement.] Sounds like it'd be pretty much required if anything.

[The description of Special Ops though has a confused frown pulling his mouth, brows furrowing lightly.] All human? Is... Los Angeles a human city then?

[It'd be weird otherwise to exclude every other type of person, given the traits and advantages each bring to the table. Humans are pretty good at a lot, but there's some stuff they can't match without some sort of magic or equipment.]

[idkmybffspandex]

Mhmm. Los Angeles is... I dunno. Probably 99% human. And then there's me, kinda representin'. The only time I'm the 1%. [ She pauses when she realizes Fjord is not going to get that joke, probably. ] That's- Don't worry about it. Just a- Human joke I picked up.

[ You're so good at this, Jen.

But she transforms back into She-Hulk a moment later, and continues the walk with larger steps. ]

[mayberaven]

Kinda wild to think about really... sometimes you'll get smaller towns or villages where you've only got one sort, more by accident than design but in cities even if there's a lot of one type of person or another, it's not usually all one. Like... there'll be a lot of elves or humans, but you'll find some dwarves or halflings too, depending what the city's main deal is.

[It's pretty impressive, how easily she can just shift from one to the other. He wonders a bit if she's got a preference, if one shape feels more comfortable to her beyond the awkwardness of trying to fit in to a place where the majority only looks like one of her forms.]

So... are hulks born, or is it some sorta magic thing? I mean aside from that guy you were tellin' me about, the way you were talkin' makes it sound like there's at the very least not a lot runnin' around aside from you and your cousin. [Which honestly sounds kind of lonely to him.]