april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[eggplanting]

have you seen the acrylic nails on some girls? claws would be a walk in the park compared to those

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[eggplanting]

you gotta get some chocolate covered espresso beans, they're so much better than straight coffee grounds

[smallbat]

I'm pretty sure those girls have boyfriends to do things for them. Also they don't grapple across roof tops for work.

[smallbat]

You kind of get used to it in Gotham. Is it a thing in Metropolis too?

[smallbat]

Oh that's what happened to them. I was looking for those yesterday!

[mightysmall]

That would probably be a better way to do that.

[eggplanting]

if i was a dude i think id be a little scared of those nails

you dont know their lives, maybe they're secretly vigilantes that we havent heard about for some reason

[smallbat]

You don't think if there were secret teenage vigilante girls flying around Gotham that Bruce wouldn't know about them?

[pursuitofcappiness]

There's more than just you, Matt.

That's what I'm saying.

[geodesics]

Whimsy is one way to put it.

Red hair is the least common natural hair color in humans, so it's still rare. Back in the day, however, it was associated with the devil and considered evil.

[eggplanting]

work smarter, not harder
or like
eat things that are meant to be eaten, not things that are used to make a drink
but that doesnt have the same ring to it

[smallbat]

Isn't that taking it a little far?

[eggplanting]

bruce doesnt know about the clean $5 mil i stole from him last week, sooooooooo

[This is a lie, she didn't steal anything from Bruce.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

You're not so bad yourself.

[ He takes her to the diner, and then parks. It's a lovely night, balmy for the time of year, crickets already starting to come out. ]

Good thing this place is open all night.

[whowillmourn]

You may be spending it moping, but you aren't content merely to mope alone if you are reaching out to other people.

[ihadstrings]

The end was coming. Whether you wanted to admit that or not. What I did was to save what remained. You're a soldier. Sometimes, you have to sacrifice a few in order to save many.

[ihadstrings]

Why would I pull the same trick twice? I've got other plans in mind for this place.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You just wanna get along with everyone, Peg. It's fine. He's grown. He'll understand.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Thought you guys were into temptation. Plus, there's that whole thing Milton was writing about with celestial beings having sex. Or was that all fiction? Thought it would be a weird thing to dictate to his daughter if it wasn't something he thought was true.

[dathomirs]

Fascinating. Where I come from, there are those who would consider me evil based on superstition and lies they have been told about my kind. I am a Nightsister of Dathomir, you see, and our tattoos and white hair tend to make us particularly visible as something to be feared.

What is the devil?

[smallbat]

You know just because this is text and I can't see your body language doesn't mean you can lie to me, right?

[fuckthefamily]

You're not his parent and how old is he? Because there comes a time you have to step back and say, I need to do what's best for me and if they don't understand, They can deal with it.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Tell me. If you destroy the world and everybody on it, who exactly are you saving?

[a_darker_path]

You can't really fix things that are already broken with one decision.

What are you trying to fix?

[licensetocrane]

i mean thatd be nice for a while!! a month of me time maybe
probably get old after that