april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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Steve Rogers | MCU | ota

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. Heard you're having a rough time. What do you need to pull you out of this slump?
2. You wanted me to drive you back to the burger place so you could yell at them for not giving you enough ketchup. We did not go back to the burger place.
3. Went to the compound and found him taped to a treadmill.
4. Taping paper napkin to cloth tape recommendations
Makeshift sewing thread hack
How to make an apron with napkins
I'm so sorry I thought this was a search engine.
5. Well, it won't be a walk of shame if you run, right?
6. Need help putting together a "mixtape" which is basically some songs put together like a record. He showed me this song once called "Never Going To Give You Up" so that's definitely going on there.
7. Text him!

6.

[designate]

Stuff from the '80s, huh? What about Africa by Toto? Or Only You by The Flying Pickets? ( courtesy of karaoke nights with buck and his boy, christopher. okay. maybe eddie shouldn't be answering random network posts and focus on finding a way out of this weird place, but then again... this must be some kind of a messed up dream, so he'll just roll with it for now. this can't be real. it makes no sense. )

Merrin | Jedi Survivor | Familiar

[dathomirs]

1. You are no longer allowed to use our friendship to win arguments about the dark side.

2. I'm watching them argue over rum and cokes over who's going to split the table in half with a lightsaber.

3. Words of wisdom: it is okay to admit that you're into redheads.

4. I have acquired a mango. Tonight is successful thus far.

5. He nearly tripped over himself to get to me, so I think the new dress is a winner.

6. [ Text her; misfires welcome! ]

2

[survivalthroughhate]

Oooo, do you think I can make it there before either of them actually does it?

April O'Neil | Rise of the TMNT | OTA

[licensetocrane]

1. jkloafdajoptzl;fga/ [Mayhem says hi.]

2. okay take a breath who do i have to introduce to my bat

3. omg thats adorable i want one where do i get it

4. in my defense the restaurant caving in was NOT my fault

5. "well i did, pizza delivery boy louis. but im afraid i gambled away everything i owned except for this g-string i have on"

6. you know if every day was april 1st people would be way more critical thinkers

7. you could if you weren't a coward

[Or text her with your own misfires!]

3

[survivalthroughhate]

I think batcats can only be found in Trench. But I will see if I can spend some Lore to bring mine here. I am told she looks like the notorious feline Grumpy Cat.

raphael hamato | rise of the tmnt

[supersmashbro]

1. I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.

2. Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"

3. I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face

4. Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super villain whose only weakness is sunkist.

[ or text him, we out here ]

2

[ruevealing]

Sounds like a ham-ble brag.

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | ota

[culver]

1. I don't know that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.

2. The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face.

3. You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.

4. Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.

5. Just an FYI, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.

6. text her!

1.

[ultimateknight]

Do we have agave plants in Folkmore?

As far as homemade tequila goes, I'd trust it if Senku made it.

Steven Grant | MCU | ota!

[spktr]

1. On a brighter note, the strip club in Tides found my spoon. I have no idea how it got there.

2. The bloke in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife, and a container of peanut butter, and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.

3. If you need me, I'm rereading The Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine.

4. Going to stop paying attention now. I’ve noticed enough.

( or text him first! )

1

[volantes]

sounds like a prank to me
do you have to go down there to get it back?

Crowley | Good Omens | Myth | ota/misfires/etc

[goodtobebad]

1. I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in six thousand years. And then I offered everyone calamari.

2. Trust no bitch in paintball. Not a single one.

3. I'm a terrible drunk. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in 30 seconds.

4. I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.

5. Humans have nothing on me. Six months of self-pity? Try 80 years.

6. [Text him!]

4.

[revocations]

It is.

Darth Maul (CRAU) | Star Wars

[survivalthroughhate]

1. Yeah at one point I was listening to Metallica and doing pushups last night. I went through a lot of emotions.

2. I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.

3. Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.

4. I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at.

5. I'm tired as can be but I can't leave him here like this. I gave him the spice and I feel the responsibility to put his mind back together. It's fun! I'm an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychotherapy.

6. Text him!

1

[soloacts]

My Chemical Romance is my go-to working through some shit music if you want any recs for next time.

Bucky Barnes | Marvel What If...(Zombies) | Familiar | OTA!

[silent_butdeadly]

1. Do you need moral support for this bender?

2. I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes.

3. You started petting my hair and said 'There, there, majestical unicorn. It won't be long before we get you back to the Neverland'.

4. Why the hell is there a goat in the kitchen?

5. I should know better than opening your texts at the grocery store.

6. (Text him!)

2

[soloacts]

Coffee and mistakes, specifically together?
Or just each individually?

[peaceistheway]

1. It'll be a mutual, consensual abduction. Dare I say romantic?

2. A vacation that doesn't involve either stale rations, hiding in caves, or my life being threatened at some point? I'd hardly know what to do with myself.

3. I don't care how old she is, I'm still the older sister.

4. If I don't make my peace with the beard, do I have to turn in my pacifist card?

5. [Text her!]

2.2

[survivalthroughhate]

Indeed. I would feel the same way if Savage was here and had gotten older than me.

Rogue | Marvel 616 | Familiar

[backwaterbelle]

1. Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says: "You know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica!"

2. I shouldn’t have to tell you to not throw knives at me.

3. I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... My face now has a green tint.

4. All I can remember is you climbing in a garbage can and said you were trashed.

5. I don’t need inspirational quotes. If I’m going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.

6. Text her.

2

[silent_butdeadly]

And you should know better than to sneak up on me!!!

[A minute goes by, dots appear then disappear before another minute passes, and then...]

Sorry I threw a knife at you. You okay?

Gwen Stacy | Spider-Verse | OTA

[soloacts]

1. there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my phone's webbed to your wall
2. yes, i'm a drummer. no, i'm not going to let you call me 'sticks'.
3. i didn't say it was safe, i said it was legal. i didn't say anything about it being safe. it's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
4. all I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
5. text her!

2

[silent_butdeadly]

Aw, come on. 'Sticks' has a nice ring to it. Plus, you do stick to everything.

Captain Peggy Carter | Marvel What If...? | Legend

[anothergo]

1. I simply find it astounding that you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right.

2. Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of single malt and moving on.

3. Wait, did you just flirt with me?

4. I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.

5. Did you bedazzle the espresso machine?

6. Text her!

1

[mightysmall]

I think I meant drinking and forgot the g.

Sharon Da Silva | Silent Hill

[fogsong]

1. I had a dream Kermit the Frog was eating me alive. Think there's some deep spiritual meaning behind that?
2. All I care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
3. DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
4. Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
5. Some guy had a sword and everyone was crying...

2

[pursuitofcappiness]

I think we just wanted to see if it'd fit.

Peter Parker | MCU CRAU

[heyunderoos]

1. For the record, I only fell off a rooftop like three times today. I am so fine. The finest. Don't worry about it.

2. Let the record show that I hate your ass. You know exactly why. Don't be a smart ass.

3. They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and a dance battle. At least one of them actually can dance. So I'm a little impressed.

4. It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.

5. At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.

6. It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you. I will never recover, and it's all I can do.

1

[ironypoisoned]

Exactly how many times is "like three"? Four and you're embarrassed to just tell me the number?

Is it five? MORE than five?

Poe Dameron | Star Wars

[volantes]

1. i have definitely underestimated how bad my alcohol tolerance is at this point

2. alright i've got another Earth question for you, it's actually very important, how do people usually listen to music?

3. i'm not sure about taking bb-8 up to the island, i've seen how those goats chew on things and his antennas are right there

4. how many dates there are between 'going on a few dates' and 'dating'? asking for a friend

5. [ text him! misfires welcome! ]

4

[survivalthroughhate]

I'm not sure. I went on about three dates with my husband before we ended up temporarily living together but I don't think that's exactly normal.

Elena Gilbert | The Vampire Diaries

[vervains]

1. have u ever liked two people and just thought life would be a lot easier if everyone had learned to share?
2. if you're dating someone like 140 years older than you, does that make him your sugar daddy?
3. I can't believe you asked me to tell you what your blood tastes like!
4. If you make enough bad decisions they start to become good ones
5. The most beautiful jellyfish I've ever seen invited me back to the private areas at Whalefall. do I go???
6. [ Text her or misfire! ]

1

[fuckthefamily]

You can always choose neither. Find someone else.

Lorna | The Gifted

[ferrokinetically]

1. you've left 10 voicemails. One was just you crying. If you need an adult to come pick you up.
I'm not it.

2. not sure I'd even know what to do on a date anymore but im not desperate enough to say yes.

3. Polaris is a codename. Not a superhero name. Huge difference.

4. You're damn lucky stopping bullets is a party trick to me.

5. fuck everyone I'm going to get drunk by myself in my own bar.

6. Text her/missfire!

5

[volantes]

i didn't know you had a bar

Thena | MCU

[rememoror]

1. You said you wanted to 'ctrl alt delete the night.' Does that mean it went well, or poorly?

2. I discovered a game called 'Willowlight Valley' on the relic. it allows you to plant fields of pumpkins. I think I may have also agreed to marry a villager?

3. Apparently Arthur had a crush on me and I never once noticed. Would you believe that? Sprite told me when we found Excalibur again...

4. If you want to ride Gil you'll have to put pants on and ask him.

5. Text her!

1

[ironypoisoned]

Oh boy, okay. On ye olde Windows computers you'd have to press these three keys (Ctrl, Alt, and Delete) to make the computer do certain things. Mostly it's used to reset the thing or shut it down after it freezes.

Means it went poorly and I want it erased from my RAM.

Diluc Ragnvindr • Genshin Impact • Legend

[uncrownedawn]

1. I can’t decide if the llama was helping or hindering the heart-to-heart conversation. She tried to eat a pillow.

2. Where does one buy a sword around here? I have not seen one smithy yet and when I ask, the villagers just look at me like I’m about to start trouble.

3. If you fall out of the treehouse on one of your benders and you’re too drunk to fly, I will not carry you back up.

4. We can’t even spar unarmed. We both keep ending up… distracted. Somehow he has only grown prettier.

5. I do not know what you gave me, but it was definitely not just fruit juice.

6. ( or text him! most of these will be misfires, which are welcomed!! finished app too late for this round, BUT NEXT ROUND… )

1

[shadowsincryo]

I think she was trying to help in her own fashion. Also she just likes to eat pillows.

Fushiguro Megumi | Jujutsu Kaisen | ota

[silentgame]

a. I'm just saying it probably shouldn't be that colour and that you should see a doctor before it falls off or something.
b. Did you mean to send that picture to me? What am I looking at?
c. Maybe he's just not that into you?
d. Alright, so he may be reckless and not the smartest guy around, but he's my friend so stfu.
e. If I have a choice here, I'd rather chew on broken glass that talk to them. :|

[ Text him first! ]

b.

[licensetocrane]

oh shit sorry
on the other hand thats also a firebreathing goat man so ur welcome??

Tony Stark | MCU | Myth | OTA

[ironypoisoned]

1. I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles. Think he was starting to get nervous about the fangs.

2. Clean the compound's kitchen before making food. Jen “rang in the new month” with some rando there last night.

3. If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him the next day. You’ll ruin sex for him because no one will compare.

4. Hey kid, is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

5. We still on for Manwhore Monday?

5

[da_champion]

I wouldn't dream of missing it!

Garrett Hawke | Dragon Age | Legend | OTA

[da_champion]

1. I drank the goose water! It tasted like fire.
2. I can neither confirm nor deny any bear related activities at this time.
3. No. Trust me. Falling down the stairs is a sobering experience.
4. I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you.
5. text him.

4.

[licensetocrane]

i mean u got the wrong person i think, but lemme know if you need to fight any other dragons
im game

Cobb Vanth | Star Wars | Familiar | ota

[heypartner]

Did you ever find your relic? And your dignity?
2. I'll be there in a minute. I got to find my arm.
3. You have to keep an eye on them tonight because you know how they likes to pickpocket people when they're drunk.
4. Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do push-ups.
5. Text him.

2

[survivalthroughhate]

.....I think I may know where it is.

Steve Rogers | Marvel What If? | Legend | ota

[mightysmall]

1. I can’t believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that.
2. We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your breasts for water.
3. Whoever wrote "twink" on my chest last night has really elegant handwriting.
4. I borrowed your frozen peas for an ice pack. When's a good time to return them?
5. text him.

4

[silent_butdeadly]

Keep them.

What happened, and who do I have to punch for this?