april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[soloacts]

Lucky for you, I'm a music lover.
I'm a drummer. Although, I don't have a drumset here.
Or a band.

Here's a few more that maybe you'd like:
Chop Suey!- System of a Down
You've Got Another Thing Coming- Judas Priest
Sabotage- Beastie Boys
Crazy Train- Ozzy Osbourne
We're Not Going to Take It- Twisted Sister

[survivalthroughhate]

You have much of my appreciation. I like people who can introduce me to more of the varied music of Earth. Or Earths as the case may be.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Maybe increase your threshold for the necessity.

[mightysmall]

I know.

But you know I'm going to match your effort and you give 110 so I will to.

[soloacts]

We? So you're a mutant?

I hope you're right.
He was right to be mad at me. I was mad with myself, too.

[punderworldgod]

Not all of them, but so many. Good news: if you're someone who overshares, you can blame it on Thirteen now. Blend right in.

[heyunderoos]

Feeling a little sensitive about that, huh?

#doubt

[silent_butdeadly]

Thanks. [For being considerate. For not pushing the issue. For not asking questions on why he's so wound up at times.]

Well, yeah, I'm not the safest guy to cuddle with, clearly. But I have a feeling you're not going to listen to me even if I try, are you?

[He doesn't know her all too well, but he knows that much about her.]

Yeah. That might be best. You can use the sliding door on my balcony when you get here, I'll unlock it.

[It leads directly to his bedroom, and while he waits for her, he makes the bed and brings in all the pillows and throw blanket from the living room on it.]

[backwaterbelle]

Of course.

You know I'm invulnerable right? Besides, I'm more liable to accidentally hurt you.

[With her mutation. She doesn't say it, but the tiniest brush of skin on skin could mean her inside his head or worse. At least he's a super soldier.
A brush won't do much damage.]

I'll still knock. I think it's a 15-20 minute ETA.

[When she does arrive, Rogue raps her knuckles on the glass door, waits a few moments, and then steps inside. She's wearing a dark green, oversized hoodie and gloves, black leggings, and just over the knee black boots with a heel.

A faded black messenger bag is also worn as a crossbody. Seems she's brought something. Treats maybe?]

Sugah?

[soloacts]

Where are you from? Since apparently it's not Earth.

[uncrownedawn]

[ Diluc takes the scale from Kaeya and sighs, looking down at it. He can sense the subtle shift in the other man’s tone and attitude, furrowing his brow and looking at the scale. He holds it up to the sunlight. ]

They aren’t concerns… so much as I just… find it difficult to imagine.

[ He chuckles softly, wryly. ]

Perhaps it has been too long since I went gliding.

[survivalthroughhate]

Dathomir. It's a planet that is in an entirely different galaxy from Earth.

[ihadstrings]

Just a little bit.

[He couldn't even deny that he had daddy issues. That was as clear as day to anyone who spent even a few minutes with the robot.]

It's hard to take someone seriously who uses hashtags unironically.

[ihadstrings]

This place doesn't look to be on the verge of destroying itself. Maybe they'll be less need for an outright purge.

[shadowsincryo]

Prehaps. Or this is all very far outside of our usual. [The scale catches the light. The metallic sheen of the scale is quite like holding a shell to the sky.

Kaeya watches him.] When I first shifted. It was a strange new world. It reminded me of you leading me down to the stream for the first time. Remember that?

[licensetocrane]

lmao

[Though you can insert a minor existential crisis of 'man was future me motherly' right here that she shoves down because this is a LIGHT CONVERSATION]

dumb ways to hurt adoptive parents and pretend you dont have to do what they say
the war cry of adopted teenagers bein little shits everywhere

[pursuitofcappiness]

Small victories.

[nonbinarystar]

I have quite the sweet tooth. I'll take the risk.

True enough. I usually turn into starlight and streak across the sky in an arc of light.

[necrosavior]

[ There it is. People as expected. It's hardly surprising. People are the answer to so much. Plus, everyone needs an external perspective sometimes. Being willing to listen is important. ]

How could you get something like that here?

[ Gideon has ideas, but she knows she can be her most bullheaded when someone tries to tell her what to do. She's certainly not one of those good ones to Maul right now. They're just getting to know each other. Thankfully, the silence is filled in by pushups on her part. ]

[ironypoisoned]

Been there, done that. Gotta spice things up now and then.

You can't just take your anger out on people by SHOOTING THEM.

[apuckalypse]

[Put a pin in it, April, surely that won't be a vaguely awkward conversation one day.]

oh yikes. the privilege of having fewer problems in life I guess. wonder how much of a bratty teenager I'd have been if I grew up in the past

[Cassandra's kid? Probably max brat. Aren't they all lucky.]

[soloacts]

That's so cool.
And do you travel around space???
I've only ever been on Earth.

Except for here.
And when I traveled the multi-verse.
But that was still always a version of Earth.

[uncrownedawn]

[ The mention of the memory makes Diluc lower the scale and look back at Kaeya for a moment in surprise. He almost… didn’t expect the other man to have that memory still. ]

…You acted as though you had never seen running water before. You were fascinated by everything. You loved the calla lilies.

[shadowsincryo]

And now you know why. [It was new. All of it was new. Streams running freely where he could see. A wide open sky that isn’t dangerous.] I remember all of it.

I caught on to Teyvatian fast because I was taught to write and speak it from the moment I could speak. Father must have been planning to put me in Mond long before I was born.

[peaceistheway]

I see.

I have my moments, that my anger makes it difficult for me, as well. But in the long run, not respecting my enemies would make it difficult to make any sort of peace with them.