folkmeme | april first tfln

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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So there's a place in this world where demon goats adopt you? Somehow, I am not that surprised by this.

Yeah, they tend to do that, sometime. But the ones I used to watch over looked a little more friendly than yours. Can't imagine waking up to something like him looking down on me. That's the stuff of nightmares.

Much appreciated. I'm durable, but I don't think I would survive being skewed by those horns.

[And he really doesn't want to know either.]

Can't say if it's Starbucks' quality. They were all out of business when I got out of Wakanda, I never got the chance to try them.

I didn't do anything, honest.

[ A pause, and then:]

Someone asked me what I was good at. I thought I'd be funny with the answer. I guess I didn't click on the right username when I sent it.

See. Good at mistakes.

I'm Bucky. But I guess 'unicorn from Neverland' is a good nickname too.

[Better than the 'Winter Soldier'.]

Yeah, I am. Why?

[ Gideon grins. God she remembers the time she fought Erik in the middle of Leshy. It was so much fun. ]

Trust me, no matter your level, there's someone else here at it. It's a matter of finding them.

I'd like that, to hang out after chatting here sometime.

That's easy to arrange. I can even bring you with me. As for wishes, well, I could grant certain kinds of wishes. Like an outfit you've always wanted.

See, I'll never forget who the unicorn from Neverland is when I look at my Relic.

You could turn into a unicorn.

Yeah? Wanna turn this into a wager? If you find one bottle within 4 hours, I'll share my stash.

[He's not going to turn down a chance to hone his skills without having to kill anyone, zombies included.]

Thanks.

[A pause, and then:]

You know, you don't have to get drunk for that. You can just ask.

That's just an honest mistake. No big deal.
I'm sure the person found it amusing.

Or maybe his pants are cursed to always be too tight and wet, making him grumpy and he takes it all out on the heroes?

I'm not sure why being sad would make you into falling out if you're a boy, though. [Why does he feel like he's missing something here?]

Fine. I guess I am old enough to be your gramps. Better not bring more kids to my yard, young lady or I'll shake my cane at them. Or something.

I'd say.

Well, most people tend to be angry when they wake up handcuffed to a stranger's bed. So I'd say being grumpy is the reasonable outcome of this.

Wait. What were you planning if I was in a better mood?

[He can understand the curiosity, especially since the Red Room and HYDRA didn't have that much contact. And there's always the inevitable need to compare him to the Red Guardian, he supposes.]

Hair spray. Well. Good thing you were more sober than she was? Not sure Thirteen likes her houses to be burned down.

Please tell me Steve answered the text and was your ride home?

[Hopefully that punk(affectionate) didn't waste a good opportunity like this.]

Did Stark or Steve show you where the Avengers Compound is?

[That comment does make Bucky laugh. Good job, Thor, that doesn't happen often.]

I don't know, I think your brand of honesty is refreshing.

That would make anyone angry. I can see it. And that would be a brutal curse. [pfft.] Fallout Boy is the name of a band. Don't worry about it.

Okay, I'll steer them clear of the lawn.
So long as you give me some Werther's Originals while you tell me about all the hills you had to walk up to get to school.

rue has great taste like that. oh i guess that does make sense. she's a real standup fox. panda. yokai.

They sure do!
when it has fur, I'll bring it over and you can pet it.

she seemed nice! maybe when we go back to Earth you can introduce me?

Glad I'm not the only paranoid one here.

Can't argue there. Nice to have another mutant around though.

I'm still figuring that out. I thought I knew but now I'm not so sure.

He's not a demon goat! He's ADORABLE!

[Maul's standards for what he considered adorable were far different than most people.]

I'll be there soon. Just give him a hank of grass or something in the meantime and he'll leave you alone.

Perhaps I should put out a call on the network for people who would like to come spar with me?

Okay. Talk me through it.

[He wouldn't have been able to do this with Tony. But the emotional distance between himself and Steve made it easier to reveal some of the more vulnerable cracks in his personality.]

I thought I was supposed to be the next step. BETTER than the human beings that created me. A perfect creation. But now I'm wondering if I inherited too many of their flaws. Being wrong never seemed like an option up until now.

That would work. Sure you might sweep the floor with some people, but others will give you a good fight. You might even find yourself the broom.

[ Gideon grins. ]

I'd spar you. I don't have magic or anything, but I'm good with a sword and hard to take down.

Well, you're right about that. But it's alright. Nobody is perfect, and neither is any software or any machine. But that isn't the expectation from anyone but you.

If I cannot find someone stronger than me to fight, that would rather satisfying.

[That meant Maul would have a goal to aspire to in beating them.]

I would enjoy that. When shall we meet up?

What do humans do when the feel that need to be perfect? I'm sure people have expected it of you all the time.

[Ultron never had to develop coping strategies in the short amount of time he'd been alive and wasn't sure how to do so now.]

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