april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[licensetocrane]

oh hell no
i think theyre in a race to the bottom honestly
which department can fuck the people over more??
its pretty gross all round

[pursuitofcappiness]

It's a lot nicer than fighting, isn't it? Gave Schmidt a couple chances to talk it out back home, he didn't bite.

[licensetocrane]

annnnd your way of dealing with it was to wipe out most of mankind

[heypartner]

I do appreciate the offer.

[ It's always nice to have another set of eyes on him though he's got plenty of friends watching his six. He thinks Steve and Fenris might be disappointed if they didn't go out together though. Only the future will tell. ]

Far as I know, no. The fox has us all locked in tight. Folks with magic can't crack it. Ain't no information in the libraries about this place's history or the fox herself. [ He shrugs a lopsided shrug. ] If there's a way out it's hidden real well.

[ But Cobb figures killing the being in charge will fix that. Not that he's figured out how to do that yet. ]

[peaceistheway]

Spare me your excuses, revenge is entirely personal.

Did you find any sort of peace or healing in it? Or merely a moment of satisfaction?

[nonbinarystar]

Oh a race? I'd enjoy that.

If you can travel long distances quickly, there's beautiful lakes in Willow past the main easy to reach areas, incredible views atop rock formations in Cruel Summer, and everything in Tides. Enough you'll certainly like some of it.

I'm a love goddess and a war goddess and an underworld goddess. It has to be in my wheelhouse, and even then, not all gods are the same. I help, but in the end we are the best at resolving our own problems.

[necrosavior]

Ooooookay. I prefer not to be too full when sparring, but hey, there's always eating extra meals in a day. That's a thing here. Eat when hungry.

[punderworldgod]

You weren't here when we lived alternate lives, were you?
Because funny thing is
In one of them I was a medical student
In America
I can remember first* hand how shitty it is

[anothergo]

[She doesn't expect him to stop trying, just to step back and update his plan.]

Any other ideas that you feel are worth an attempt here?

[anothergo]

You should see what I found under my couch back home when I finally had a chance to move and sweep beneath it. It was like a giant cat lived there.

[She chuckles and shakes her head at herself. Instead of missing toys and bottle caps it was pants and hair ties.]

Tea sounds lovely, thank you. And yes, that's right.

[It should be a surprise that he remembers, except it's Steve.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

One tea, coming right up.

[ He takes out some cookies too. They're not biscuits, but they're the closest thing he's got. ]

[licensetocrane]

[Yikes.]

okay thats kind of a hilarious memory to stick you with
i really wanna ask the fox why alternate lives was necessary?? like is it a 'hey guess what it could be worse' kinda situation?

[punderworldgod]

It really is.
Like no, I've never gone to medical school, but also I mostly remember so much biology shit.
It was like 'everything is possible, so does anything matter?'
With a kick in the pants if you thought not.

[ihadstrings]

.......I guess.

[Yes it was but he wasn't about to let Steve know that. Ultron was contrary to the very last.]

[ihadstrings]

Exactly!!! The ones left would be forced to evolve and become BETTER!

[ihadstrings]

Now, now, that would be telling. A magician doesn't reveal his tricks until it's time to perform.

[He needed to first come up with something the other Avengers would never see coming. Then Ultron would strike.]

[survivalthroughhate]

[Wow, way to call him out on his emotional state afterwards.]

Why do you think I would tell you something so deeply personal? We are not friends.

[survivalthroughhate]

Indeed. I have been on the hunt to discover the best pizza place in all of Folkmore.

[licensetocrane]

seems like a weird lesson to teach either way
but im sure the fox is all wise and it makes sense to her
hey does that mean you remember the skills of your other self?

[pursuitofcappiness]

And this place is a different planet, with different people.

[peaceistheway]

I just said - revenge is personal. Intentionally destroying someone's life, killing them, is that not a sort of intimacy? Can you not spare some honesty for your victims?

If you cannot bring yourself to offer it to me, or perhaps Obi-Wan, I hope you can be honest with yourself.

[licensetocrane]

oh yeah
the handful of traumatised people with no infrastructure left
who will focus everything they got on trying to survive and maybe drink a lot
yeah
i can see how theyd evolve

[ferrokinetically]

feel free to drop by my bar anytime. drinks on me

[ihadstrings]

At least there's less of them to judge me here because they don't know my past.

[ihadstrings]

*I* would have been around to lead them. And that would have made the difference.