april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[ihadstrings]

How fun for me. Whopee-dee-doo. So I guess my new assignment here is to talk to people and learn about them?

[necrosavior]

The universe is a large large place. Also, you know all those Earth people? Most of them are from ten thousand years before me. Roughly speaking. If our timelines were laid out to be parallel. Ooooooooooooooold.

Pizza is good. I'm sad we lost pizza.

[nonbinarystar]

Good. I will continue to provide a show, as I do.

As is your divine/god-given right. Sometimes we even learn how to clean part of them up.

[peaceistheway]

And now?

[survivalthroughhate]

I haven't killed you again, have I?

[That was about all he was willing to discuss on the matter of his changing feelings towards Obi-Wan with his girlfriend. Some things he just wasn't going to talk about with anyone and this was one of them.]

[peaceistheway]

For which I am glad.

Do we have a truce of sorts, then?

[survivalthroughhate]

Interesting. That might make you the furthest along the timeline that I've encountered of someone from Earth.

No pizza? How dare one of the only few things that make this planet worthwhile disappear!

[survivalthroughhate]

[It was a long time before Maul responded but finally he sent a response.]

Yes. You are the sensible one of your family and I know I can trust you to keep a truce as long as we have one. Your sister? Not so much.

[peaceistheway]

My sister can carry quite a grudge, that I will admit.

Has she done something here?

[survivalthroughhate]

So can I. She deliberately insulted my mother to get a rise out of me and it worked. I would have immediately fought her but fortunately someone else intervened to stop us both.

Beyond that, I am not fond of her concerning what happened after she chose to fight me in the Mandalorian Civil War that happened after you died. I have not actively sought her out but I won't back away from a fight if we end up in the same room together.

[peaceistheway]

[Somewhere, Satine rolls her eyes, deeply.]

I can't quite tell if I should read that as 'I will attack her on sight' or 'Not unless she attacks first'.

[survivalthroughhate]

More of the latter. I'm not interested in starting a feud that will end with a bunch of people taking sides. But she'd do best not to provoke me. I won't sit back and be insulted by her without repercussions.

[peaceistheway]

[None of this is altering her opinion that he is, on some level, rather pathetic.]

I find it disturbing that you think an insult deserves death, but I am willing to speak to her about minding her words for the sake of not starting a feud.

[survivalthroughhate]

I'm sure you find many things I think deserve death disturbing. But I digress. You have my thanks for speaking to her for all the good it will do. She can be frightfully stubborn.

[licensetocrane]

couldnt hurt
not like you dont have all the time in the world here

if youre so keen on learnin from the internet maybe you should do a deep dive on the relic system
you might find people are a lot different to how the internet represents them

[necrosavior]

Haha! Yes, I want that title. Who are my contenders?

Near extinction event. Survival. Blah blah blah. Much is lost. Short version.

[survivalthroughhate]

A few immortals. But no one who comes that close.

Terrible. What a shame. Earth only has so many good things to begin with. To lose those is a tragedy.

[ihadstrings]

I'll do it. I'm not going to like it but I'll do it.

[Mainly because he was intrigued now as to if people in real life really were all that different to how the presented themselves on the internet.]

[necrosavior]

Oh ho, so they're going to try to live long enough to beat my record. Sorry, folks, older me was here for the future, and I'm around at least a thousand years more. [ She's aware that might be her lying to herself, but Gideon's not above using it to beat these unnamed immortals. ]

Complete shame. Didn't eat a single bite of pizza while I was there. Had some tasty fish, though.

[licensetocrane]

there you go strength of character
good luck may you learn something fun

[survivalthroughhate]

The way to immortality is simply not to die. Just don't do it.

Now I'm getting hungry. I think I'll need pizza for breakfast.

[necrosavior]

[ Gideon laughs long and loud. It's the simplest answer, the kind of thing a child might say as a joke, but it's no less funny coming from Maul. ] Hear hear. All the best wisdom from Maul, folks.

An excellent choice. I've heard the sauce even counts as a vegetable.

[anothergo]

So by your logic since you perished then you're not worthy. Maybe time to give that programing a rest and evolve into something that does rise to the occasion.

[backwaterbelle]

As you should. So long as you're enjoying putting on that show.

If you have any tips and tricks for doing that, I'm all ears.
Or eyes, in this case.

[nonbinarystar]

Oh darling, I enjoy putting on a show.

Open communication and honesty, sharing the truth of matters, is a starting point. That and a commitment to it. People who understand they are both (or all) meeting on those grounds can work through a great deal, even as we deal with hurts we may have long carried.