[Caduceus blinks at him for a long moment, allowing those words to sink in, then sits back down in the bath with a low, rumbling chuckle, rubbing a wet hand to his forehead. His ears droop a little. Honestly... this one might actually be difficult.]

No, that sounds like something Thirteen would ask of us. Sorry, friend. We're likely stuck here until we bare our souls a little. Though with it being not so specific, you might be able to get away with something simple.

[This might not require detention-level confession, here. Lots of people were stressed about that one.]