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Texts From Folknight

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme!

Because it's still April and Thoth is still amused, consider this round two of the Initial Misfire Edition. Initial messages maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | ota

[culver]

1. Weed salsa. I deserve a Nobel Prize

2. The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face.

3. I have a coffee mug of wine in the library and I'm doing homework.

4. You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.

5. I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka.

6. text her! misfires welcome now that i'm back from family obligations

Steve Rogers | MCU | ota

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. Champagne floats are not as good an idea as they seem.
2. The neighbors are trying to steal the ducks.
3. We haven't even scratched the surface of the damage we could do. I'm just saying.
4. You kinda tried to chest-bump everyone on the way back to your place.
5. Please do not test out your new soulmate mark by lighting yourself on fire.
6. I think my roommates are having an awkward chat downstairs. Do you think anyone will notice if I jump out the window to avoid passing by? I should mention it's a treehouse.
8. Do I want to know what this is you left all over my camera roll?
9. Text him! Misfires welcome!

6.

[wewillwewill]

If you do not fall past the downstairs window you may avoid notice. However the fall--

You are not Luke. Who are you?

[pursuitofcappiness]

This is Steve.

Sorry, your name is right next to the D's.

[wewillwewill]

Ah yes. Pray forgive me. My answer stands. If you are able to survive the fall, then you may avoid their notice. Unless you are concerned by those outside the dwelling noticing your exit.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I don't think anyone's on the ground floor, but I might leave a dent in the grass. Wait.

I almost forgot.

I can fly.

[wewillwewill]

The ground can be made even again.

Ah. Wings or some other ability?

[ Lots of people have wings because Legends. But that doesn't mean it's what Steve means! ]

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wings. Also, other things.

Jumping's a lot faster. Might just do that, still.

Thanks, buddy.

[wewillwewill]

I wish you success in your discretion.

[ Deadpan? From Elidibus? Surely not. He's clearly sincere. ]

Dee Reynolds | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[agiantbird]

1. The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
2. If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Works like a charm.
3. Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Great thinking.
4. I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
5. Sorry, I'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret.
6. I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
7. All I remember about last St. Patty's Day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.

2

[ironypoisoned]

Dee, you have MY number. That's the only guy's number you need. Every other guy is a step down, especially if they aren't falling over themselves trying to get YOUR number.

1

[ironypoisoned]

Not at all, that was vile. Fun experiment though.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Abort mission.

They definitely heard me.

I'm gonna hide out at a cafe.

Do you think that made it worse?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Next time we do fun experiments, I want a smaller batch size.

I'll finish the rest of this, but I don't want to look at champagne for a month.

4

[pursuitofcappiness]

I was walking and the blades were down. It was fine.

Sephiroth | ff7 (Ever Crisis) | OTA

[miniroth]

1. awake at 4 AM I have to remind myself that none of the emotions I'm experiencing right now are peer reviewed
2. Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
3. beginning to notice none of you are well
4. I may not be addicted to worry but I am a frequent recreational user
5. I don't want to get involved in the problem I just want to know 103% of the information on what happened
6. The most important thing I've learned in life is, and I can't stress this enough, always make your salad in a bigger bowl than you think you need.
7. The REAL treasure is all the things we looted on the way.
8. Text him instead! Bring on all the misfires, why not.

9.

[overnightoaks]

Pardon my language, Steve, but... if an ass-man and a boobs-man are arguing over which category you belong to, just take the win!

[pursuitofcappiness]

I guess so. Didn't even know it'd spark such a long debate. They haven't even noticed I stopped to text.

[overnightoaks]

Sounds like either way, one of them is bound to show you a good time!

That is, if you're even interested...

Sharon Da Silva | Silent Hill | OTA

[fogsong]

1. I'm actually pretty cool just give me like five tries to get it right.

2. My era right now is uncategorizable. The way I am living is unheard of.

3. Oh no... Not my bed and my pillows and my blankies... sure would suck if I... got snug as a bug in there... whatever would I do.

4. Not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldn't assume they are! I of course am but not everyone is!

5. How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archeology instead of grave robbing? Just curious.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Not interested. Definitely not interested.

[ After a minute, he realizes that it might sound like he's way too eager to explain that he isn't interested in either because they're men, so he elaborates: ]

Not sure my partner would like it if I let 'em.

[overnightoaks]

Partner? Steve, buddy, congrats! Who's the new beau/belle?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, I think you've probably met before. It's Tony. We're coming up on half a year.

[overnightoaks]

Oh ho ho, dating a fellow X-Men?

That's great, Steve, I'm so happy for you two. Tony seems like a real swell guy.

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ Look, Steve's gonna let it go. Henry named a superhero team with a letter association. It's fine. ]

Well, our team's seen a fair amount of romance. Thank you.

Can't believe you keep going home and coming back, but I guess Thirteen wants you to be able to see your family. That must be nice. How are your boys?