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Texts From Folknight
Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme!
Because it's still April and Thoth is still amused, consider this round two of the Initial Misfire Edition. Initial messages maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.
If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.
This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.
This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.
(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)
nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | ota
2. The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face.
3. I have a coffee mug of wine in the library and I'm doing homework.
4. You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
5. I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka.
6. text her! misfires welcome now that i'm back from family obligations
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Steve Rogers | MCU | ota
2. The neighbors are trying to steal the ducks.
3. We haven't even scratched the surface of the damage we could do. I'm just saying.
4. You kinda tried to chest-bump everyone on the way back to your place.
5. Please do not test out your new soulmate mark by lighting yourself on fire.
6. I think my roommates are having an awkward chat downstairs. Do you think anyone will notice if I jump out the window to avoid passing by? I should mention it's a treehouse.
8. Do I want to know what this is you left all over my camera roll?
9. Text him! Misfires welcome!
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You are not Luke. Who are you?
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Dee Reynolds | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2. If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Works like a charm.
3. Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Great thinking.
4. I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
5. Sorry, I'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret.
6. I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
7. All I remember about last St. Patty's Day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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Sephiroth | ff7 (Ever Crisis) | OTA
2. Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
3. beginning to notice none of you are well
4. I may not be addicted to worry but I am a frequent recreational user
5. I don't want to get involved in the problem I just want to know 103% of the information on what happened
6. The most important thing I've learned in life is, and I can't stress this enough, always make your salad in a bigger bowl than you think you need.
7. The REAL treasure is all the things we looted on the way.
8. Text him instead! Bring on all the misfires, why not.
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Sharon Da Silva | Silent Hill | OTA
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Natasha Romanoff | MCU | ota
2. Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
3. The abomination is in progress. At least one barista has side-eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes.
4. You went on a date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on a date??
5. No tin can is safe in this house.
6. But the thing I'm most afraid of is what will happen when he meets Steve
7. I think there might be such a thing as too much tea.
8. Text her! Misfires and assumed CR, go ahead!
6, misfire
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Bo-Katan Kryze | Star Wars | OTA
1. Joining a cult was both the worst and the best thing to happen to me.
2. He may not have a drop of Mandalorian blood but he would make an excellent contribution to the gene pool.
3. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell.”
4. I never knew there could be so many ways to make macaroni and cheese.
5. He lifted his shirt and I nearly lost it.
6. Text her. Misfires okay!
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Emmet | Pokemon | OTA
2.) How does one punch without any arms?
3.) I am still surprised they have to teach 10 year-olds about that. I figure it out by watching Mom and Uncle.
4.) Of course, they hate you. They know what you're thinking.
5.) Really, everyone uses it if they are in a smartness or cleverness competition. It just works to make them come out ahead. Its a magic powder.
6.) txt him.
2, good with either normal or misfire, lol
Or your head.
2 ooh I dont' know! Both sounds good.
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Viktor | Arcane | OTA
2. So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
3. Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, but it's also full of skittles.
4. Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the Olympic channel 'Yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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zack fair | ffvii | ota
2) Already got asked if we're dating
3) i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
4) Great dream, you were in it
5) text him or misfire!
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Ingo | Pokemon | OTA
2. I think I may just go live in a tent after this.
3. Is it possible to do so badly at self-improvement that the Fox just puts us back?
4. how to sail a boat
5. Text him! Misfires welcome!
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zoisite | sailor moon classic
2. You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with the legality and more excited by the fact that if you get away with it you'll redeem yourself in my eyes.
3. I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
4. I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
5. Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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Trevor Belmont | Netflix's Castlevania
2. I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
3. I'm not completely sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
4. No, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
5. Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my trousers off?
6.( text him! misfires welcome. )
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Power | Chainsaw Man | OTA
2) I was cruelly misled about the contents of a 'Bloody Mary'!
3) I dont require a babysitter! I have Meowy, he is perfectly capable of dialing 911
4) No YOUR anemic!!! I'm fiindafjdaf;da
5) I find there are very few problems that a sword or a large hammer cant solve
6) Come on! Just one bite!
Wildcard! Text her! Misfires welcome
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Rogue | Marvel 616 | Familiar
2. Favorite flavor of cupcake? Go. Bonus round: favorite cookie flavor?
3. We are all done wearing pants today.
4. I'm gonna call it quits for tonight... I don't even have the motor skills to dj diddles.
5. I'd recommend that you leave that level of crazy to the experts.
6. Text her!
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Ultron | MCU
2. I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because you're hungry & want food.
3. So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
4. I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
5. All I need is the Internet and a good plasma blaster.
6. Regular texts or misfires welcome!
2 with a misfire
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Who is this?
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Darth Maul | Star Wars
2. Someone brought you back in a wheelchair last night. I assume it was a good night?
3. I didn't realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
4. I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my ability to kill people, being a teacher, and the fact I have a very cute Pokémon as a pet.
5. Their ex told me that they wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way they said it I couldn't tell if they wants me to look after him or murder him.
6. Regular texts or misfires welcome!
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Keyleth | Critical Role | ota
2. Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
3. Hahaha figures, hmm should I thank you? Or throw a cow at you?
4. "Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
5. The answer is no!! Its an illegal search n seizure!!!
6. 11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
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Jadzia Dax | Star Trek DS9 | OTA
2. be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
3. No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
4. HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
5. Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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1 - Misfire or not I will let you decide lol
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casmir dabrowski | star kingdom
2. The problem is that in the future historians will have the game disc but not all the day one patches that made it playable.
3. What even is a 'sport utility' supposed to mean?
4. asrev eciv acrev eciv si eciv acrev is versa vice is vice versa vice versa vice versa.
5. Tomato tea. Okay, most people call it tomato broth, but you know what I mean.