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Texts From Last Night

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Comments

Hawke | Dragon Age

[da_champion]

1. They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering flashing mine.

2. Come scavenge bits of chocolate out of my chest hair.

3. You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?

4. This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had snacks.

5. Text him.

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[spktr]

This isn't what I meant when I said I was craving a sweet treat.

[da_champion]

What if I put the chocolate bits lower?

[spktr]

That's a completely different kind of treat.

[da_champion]

A treat that can include chocolate if you want.

[spktr]

I'll add that to the mental list for the future.

[da_champion]

Does that mean I have to wash this chocolate out?

[spktr]

I'd say Montoya would be more than happy to eat it off your chest, but is chocolate toxic for mabari?

[da_champion]

I'd rather not find out.

I guess I'll shower alone.

[spktr]

How'd you make such a mess anyway? were you eating naked again?

[da_champion]

No.

I was eating shirtless.

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[faithfulson]

I'm surprised you CONSIDERED it instead of just doing it.

[da_champion]

I'm almost certain they want a woman's tits and not mine. They might get fight-y with the wrong tits.

[faithfulson]

Then they should have been more specific.

Besides, if you have a nice chest, what's wrong with answering the call to show it off?

[da_champion]

See, that's what I'm thinking but if I get stabbed or beat up or something because of showing off my fantastic tits which are the wrong type of tits.

[faithfulson]

The Jedi in me would try to reason with someone before being stabbed, using the argument that they asked for tits and said tits are fantastic.

The Rebel in me knows the answer is to stab back.

[da_champion]

I usually respond to stabbings by setting the person on fire.

[faithfulson]

.........okay, a little extreme, but I get it.

[da_champion]

It's not extreme! They stabbed me.

How else is a mage supposed to respond?

[faithfulson]

I wouldn't know. The only thing close to a mage from my world is a Jedi, and we don't set people on fire.

Well, not intentionally.

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[betteroffred]

Maybe. How do gladiators dress where you're from?

[da_champion]

Knights for tourneies are usually in heavy plate. Or at least some chainmail and thick leather.

[betteroffred]

Actual knights? Or are you talking about reenactors.

As much as that sounds like fun, that kind of armor doesn't suit me. Whoever's dressing up like that, it's not me.

[da_champion]

Actual knights. I think pretending to be a knight can get you put to death.

[betteroffred]

That's harsh.

I would say we don't have as many crimes that are punishable by death where I'm from, but the people in charge have a tendency to skip legal procedures and punish as they see fit.