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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

Sumire Yoshizawa || Persona 5 Royal

[mentalgymnastics]

1. Some guy asked for my number so I did a backflip and told him to get lost.
2. I understand you want a burger, I do too, but waxing a five text soliloquy about it isn't getting you any closer to getting one.
3. I was dared to front flip over a table and I didn't stick the landing... do you have a first aid kit?
4. S/He wouldn't stop talking about you. It was cute and hurtful all at once.
5. I think I kicked him in the... I don't know. I just felt my foot connect and ran.
6. Text her!

3

[ihadstrings]

I might. Do I still get to point and laugh at you while I patch you up?

Bucky Barnes | Marvel What If...(Zombies) | Familiar

[silent_butdeadly]

1. Good news: I'm still kicking. Bad news: I might have dented your door.

2. Have you considered murder?

3. Is this a vodka case of assholery, or a whiskey case of woe is me?

4. My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

5. I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

6. When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response, right?

7. BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

8. Text him

2

[backwaterbelle]

Yes. Too many times.

What brought this up?

Merrin | Star Wars | Familiar

[dathomirs]

1. All I remember is that you climbed into a garbage can and said you were trashed.

2. Did I hit you in the face with my magick last night? And if so, which one of us owes the first apology?

3. Is it sad that I just used my extremely limited and largely vicarious electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?

4. Someone in this bar just yelled ‘dibs’ when I walked in.

5. WHY are the edges of my bra charred?

6. Wildcard!

2.

[opress]

Do Nightsisters actually offer apologies? I expect it was my fault no matter the circumstances.

Trilla Suduri | Star Wars

[inquisitorium]

1. Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.

2. Please stop telling people you are a sex Jedi.

3. Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I don't need words, just a response of any sort.

4. That’s how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball.

5. Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.

6. Text her!

4

[survivalthroughhate]

Excellent. Is there truly any other way to have a man you like at your feet?

Mizu | Blue Eye Samurai | Myth

[artofrevenge]

1. Your sword is ready.

2. Don't worry, a bird checks in on me.

3. All better. No arm hanging by a thread.

4. It takes less skill to wield a gun than a sword.

5. Still not kicked out of the library.

1

[survivalthroughhate]

Excellent. I shall be by to test it out posthaste.

Baphomet | The Wicked + The Divine | Familiar

[punderworldgod]

1. Need to escape the fox or wildfire? Come to the Underground. We have booze.

2. I'd win a gold medal in brooding.

3. Why does helping others find romance only sound like a good idea when you're happily in love?

4. I understand the urge to burn everything down.

5. TME when you've promised to be a ravishing hero when you're really the dark broody type.

4.

[speyeria]

Did you ever actually do it? Literally or figuratively.

Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D | Legend

[whowillmourn]

1. Colors are the most amazing thing. Have you ever truly pondered the shades of green in a leaf? The streaks of blue in the sky? All the textures to white in clouds? Seen not through anything but with your own two eyes?

2. It is a remarkable irony to stand outside without burning with fire that refuses to burn me when for nearly all my long years of existence it would be the other way around, that sunlight would burn me and only me, such that you could cup my face without it harming you.

3. If anyone is in need of a hero, I will be there at but a word.

4. Usually everything is not on fire quite so literally, but I assure you, in all other regards, everything is perfectly normal.

5. If it be possible to get drunk on love, then consider me love drunk for there is no luckier person than I when it comes to the wondrous woman who loves me back.

2

[fogsong]

That sounds an awful lot like you're standing in the fire. Please tell me you're not standing in the fire.

Shuos Jedao | Machineries of Empire

[untitledshuos]

1. Everyone is in need of the new perspective granted them from being chased by a goose.

2. Should the wildfire come for it, I may just let my home be burned to the ground.

3. Which would you consider the greater gift of curse—being forced to forget something or never being able to?

4. You might be the easiest person in the world to assassinate (affectionate).

5. Is it a proper haunting if the ghosts don't follow you home?

3.

[complicity]

That would depend on the memory and how long you're dealing with it.

Tsukasa Shishio | Dr. STONE | Familiar

[ultimateknight]

1. What is your reaction to unexpected cuddles?

2. I should have joined the crafts club in high school.

3. Your true skill in dancing comes from being paired with a terrible dance partner, not a good one.

4. Talking about yourself doesn't qualify as a hobby.

5. The only people who want to be celebrities haven't been celebrities.

Dee Reynolds | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia | Myth

[agiantbird]

1. I fell asleep on the table at the burger store. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
2. You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs."
3. I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
4. I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night and just brought anger and rage with me.
5. Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
6. Text her!

4

[survivalthroughhate]

An excellent way to be. I approve completely.

Makoto Kino | Sailor Moon | Legend

[thunderingcourage]

1. There's a new barista at Starbucks, holy stars he's cute.
2. I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
3. I got in a fight last night.
4. I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
5. Just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser.

1.

[lightthedarkness]

Oooh~ Soooo are we gonna try Operation Get-a-Number? Should I call up Mina-chan to help? Did he flirt back?

Lex Adams | Original | Legend

[nativized]

1. So what even are heirloom tomatoes anyway? I've wondered that for years, do they pass the tamatoes down generations?

2. Hey hey who is willing to let me crash at their place?!

3. I feel somewhat insulted by the emotional pep talk I was just given by a shark

4. My fortune cookie had no paper inside it. I actually prefer this, I think. Makes me feel like no one's watching me.

5. Someone (and by that I technically mean me) should find me a date. I miss courtship and tender connection and boobs

6. [ Text Him / Wildcard ]

5

[fogsong]

Shame you missed the forced speed dating last year.

Kyon - Haruhi Suzumiya Series - Familiar

[kyonichero]

1: apparently I passed my English final. I don't even remember taking it.

2: I love high school girls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.

3: Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Haruhi.

4: video games are the ultimate cock blocker

5: I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.

6: text him?

2

[fogsong]

You sound like a creep.

alecto | the locked tomb | familiar

[greenthing]

[ I AM SORRY, i could not resist. yes, the relic will read for her, she is just trying this out! but you will get responses with actual words. ]

1. 🌊

2. 🌱

3. 🔥

4. 🌅

5. 🌳

(or text her whatever you like)

2

[faithlikeaseed]

sprout

what are we sprouting serah

?

Hawke | Dragon Age

[da_champion]

1. They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering flashing mine.

2. Come scavenge bits of chocolate out of my chest hair.

3. You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?

4. This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had snacks.

5. Text him.

2

[spktr]

This isn't what I meant when I said I was craving a sweet treat.

Cobb Vanth | Star Wars

[heypartner]

1. I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you.

2. It's ok we found him. He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.

3. I have some very unhappy turtles on my front porch.

4. You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.

5. Text him.

3

[survivalthroughhate]

Are they the actual four-legged animal kind or those big two-legged sapient ones I've seen walking around?

Matt Murdock | MCU

[sine_metu]

1. I'm ready to take a few years off my life this weekend.

2. I have random bruises including my spine and what feel like bite marks on my neck.

3. You took a shot and then laid down on the kitchen table and passed out.. then when I tried to move you to the couch you screamed "No! I love tables."

4. I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up sober.

5. Text him.

2

[saiqueen]

Were you fighting vampires?

John Constantine | DCU

[shabby_magic]

1. I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.

2. Even Jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.

3. Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.

4. If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.

5. Text him.

4.

[revocations]

If only.

Steve Rogers | Marvel What If?

[mightysmall]

1. Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza.

2. I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen both. Thanks.

3. Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball.

4. I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.

5. Text him.

3

[ihadstrings]

LOOK, there's a few advantages to being over seven feet tall, and that's one of them.

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | familiar

[culver]

1. Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?

2. Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in years. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE.

3. You may be fancy, but you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3 AM fancy.

4. Woke up with mangoes in bed with me?

5. I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka.

6. text her! tl;dr: nill is a genetic experiment (winged, mute) with a crau from 2 previous games. she is about 21 years old in folkmore.

1

[ihadstrings]

HUH. Really? I thought that was just a myth.

Evan "Buck" Buckley | 911 | Legend

[iamfree]

1. My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding.'
2. Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
3. You invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke.
4. Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket.
5. I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
6. Text him/bring your own!

1

[survivalthroughhate]

..........Well? Don't leave me in suspense. Did you get the pudding?

Morgan Elsbeth | Star Wars

[survivingsister]

1. Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

2. How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?

3. I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.

4. I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.

5. How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know.

6. Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.

5

[littlesunshine]

Very carefully. Would you like me to demonstrate slower?

Darth Maul | Star Wars

[survivalthroughhate]

1. The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay. Easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.

2. They obviously don't know that telling a Sith Lord to chill will get them murdered.

3. I am evil and not straight.

4. You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder.

5. Death is a social construct.

6. Wildcard! Text him, misfire, whatevs!

1

[acapriciousthing]

I decide to indulge ONE mortal about that...

Ultron | MCU

[ihadstrings]

1. Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

2. I accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so I'd say it was a fun weekend.

3. Everything can be solved through violence.

4. Oh...my GOD my dad just text me... "I need a naked women" ...........HELP????

5. Your existence is confusing. See, your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

6. Wildcard! Text him, misfires, whatevs!

3

[spktr]

This is how the world was nearly destroyed last time, let's not make the same mistake twice.

Usagi Tsukino || Sailor Moon

[lightthedarkness]

1. I'm hungry. But I've been banned from all the All You Can Eat Restaurants. What do I do?

2. You know that kind of cuddling where you want to cuddle something until it stops breathing but you don't want to kill it? It's that kind of cuddle mood I'm in.

3. Just once I wanna be the big spoon to someone who isn't my cat. Is that too much to ask?

4. The pain really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3-second bursts! And we both know I've dealt with way worse.

5. Text her!

2

[faithfulson]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Like you just need to hold on to someone as hard as possible. You don't even need to be laying or sitting down; you could just cling to them while they did stuff around the house.