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[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
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[sine_metu]

I thought I had already said something which is why I asked.

Clearly, I need to do the sleep first.

[ Alcohol doesn't make him mean but it does dull his senses and make him... looser. Dumber for sure. ]

[getscooperation]

[ Ah, she'd misunderstood. Yes, that makes sense now. ]

Probably for the best. Or else you might make me curious about what's driven you to drink.

[sine_metu]

I'm Irish.

Sorry, bad joke.

I'm Catholic.

[ Arguably an even worse one. ]

You didn't answer my question.

[getscooperation]

[ She had. She'd told him she'd preferred to be apologized to sincerely. Sincerity didn't need props. But she's not going to repeat that, now that she understands he'd only been talking about apologizing for texting her. ]

Can I go with the teddy bear option instead?

[ She amuses herself. ]

[sine_metu]

You may.

[getscooperation]

Excellent. The most stabbable option.

[sine_metu]

Better the toy than me.

[getscooperation]

I thought you might feel that way about it.
Can't say I blame you. Stab wounds are annoying.

[ Natasha IS that person who scoffs and turns off a TV show whenever someone casually rips out a knife from their body after being stabbed. 'You've just cut yourself twice, you idiot. You're supposed to leave it in there. Yes, more blood loss, excellent.' ]

[sine_metu]

[ Matt silently agrees. ]

I'm drunk and stupid but I'm not that stupid.

[getscooperation]

It's all right, Mr. Murdock. Texting me is not a stabbable offence.

[sine_metu]

I bet drunk flirty texts are.

[getscooperation]

[ ...??

Confused, yes, but also amused, ]

You would win that bet.

[sine_metu]

I really should sleep.

Getting stabbed is not good.

[getscooperation]

[ ...heh. ]

Very clever.

I don't think stabbing you would be as easy as stabbing a teddy bear.

[ Because he's so smooth he could talk his way out of it or because of that other thing she's not forgetting in a hurry any time soon, YOU DECIDE. ]

[sine_metu]

But I'd never see it coming.

[ God, he is so funny. ]

I don't know how to do emojis on this so please imagine a wink there.

[getscooperation]

[ That is a terrible joke, but it softens her up for the next line. It's the bit about the winking emoji that has her actually smiling at the screen. He is funny. ]

At least you've been warned. In the spirit of fair play and all.

[ As if fairness had ANYTHING to do with fighting. And he'd know; he'd fought alongside her, as she had him. That was its own sort of communication. ]

[sine_metu]

We'll see if I remember it.

[getscooperation]

At least you'll have this convenient record, in case it slips your mind.

[sine_metu]

Evidence to be used against me at a future court date.

[getscooperation]

[ She finds herself smiling again.

There is a slight delay in her response because Natasha doesn't know which direction she wants to take this. She knows by now that Jen is gone. She knows Matt is interesting and dangerous and can keep up with her. She knows from her other self that... well. Another version of him had been important to another version of her. And she's dead. But he knows that. And this is kind of... fun.

You haven't even flirted yet, and you're already planning a date? No. ]

I'd have thought it'd be used against me, to prove the stabbing was premeditated. I didn't know: 'Your honor, I warned him!' was an actual line of defense.

[sine_metu]

A good lawyer can make that a reasonable argument. It really depends on the jury and judge if you can get away with it.

[getscooperation]

For receiving only drunk flirty texts? No jury in the world would convict me.

[sine_metu]

I certainly wouldn't press charges.

It's my own fault.

[getscooperation]

That's surprisingly generous of you.

[sine_metu]

I can admit a mistake now and then.