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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
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1. Some guy asked for my number so I did a backflip and told him to get lost.
2. I understand you want a burger, I do too, but waxing a five text soliloquy about it isn't getting you any closer to getting one.
3. I was dared to front flip over a table and I didn't stick the landing... do you have a first aid kit?
4. S/He wouldn't stop talking about you. It was cute and hurtful all at once.
5. I think I kicked him in the... I don't know. I just felt my foot connect and ran.
6. Text her!

1. Good news: I'm still kicking. Bad news: I might have dented your door.

2. Have you considered murder?

3. Is this a vodka case of assholery, or a whiskey case of woe is me?

4. My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

5. I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

6. When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response, right?

7. BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

8. Text him

1. All I remember is that you climbed into a garbage can and said you were trashed.

2. Did I hit you in the face with my magick last night? And if so, which one of us owes the first apology?

3. Is it sad that I just used my extremely limited and largely vicarious electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?

4. Someone in this bar just yelled ‘dibs’ when I walked in.

5. WHY are the edges of my bra charred?

6. Wildcard!

1. Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.

2. Please stop telling people you are a sex Jedi.

3. Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I don't need words, just a response of any sort.

4. That’s how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball.

5. Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.

6. Text her!

Edited 2024-06-18 14:50 (UTC)

1. Your sword is ready.

2. Don't worry, a bird checks in on me.

3. All better. No arm hanging by a thread.

4. It takes less skill to wield a gun than a sword.

5. Still not kicked out of the library.

1. Need to escape the fox or wildfire? Come to the Underground. We have booze.

2. I'd win a gold medal in brooding.

3. Why does helping others find romance only sound like a good idea when you're happily in love?

4. I understand the urge to burn everything down.

5. TME when you've promised to be a ravishing hero when you're really the dark broody type.

1. Colors are the most amazing thing. Have you ever truly pondered the shades of green in a leaf? The streaks of blue in the sky? All the textures to white in clouds? Seen not through anything but with your own two eyes?

2. It is a remarkable irony to stand outside without burning with fire that refuses to burn me when for nearly all my long years of existence it would be the other way around, that sunlight would burn me and only me, such that you could cup my face without it harming you.

3. If anyone is in need of a hero, I will be there at but a word.

4. Usually everything is not on fire quite so literally, but I assure you, in all other regards, everything is perfectly normal.

5. If it be possible to get drunk on love, then consider me love drunk for there is no luckier person than I when it comes to the wondrous woman who loves me back.

Edited 2024-06-18 15:04 (UTC)

1. Everyone is in need of the new perspective granted them from being chased by a goose.

2. Should the wildfire come for it, I may just let my home be burned to the ground.

3. Which would you consider the greater gift of curse—being forced to forget something or never being able to?

4. You might be the easiest person in the world to assassinate (affectionate).

5. Is it a proper haunting if the ghosts don't follow you home?

1. What is your reaction to unexpected cuddles?

2. I should have joined the crafts club in high school.

3. Your true skill in dancing comes from being paired with a terrible dance partner, not a good one.

4. Talking about yourself doesn't qualify as a hobby.

5. The only people who want to be celebrities haven't been celebrities.

1. I fell asleep on the table at the burger store. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
2. You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs."
3. I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
4. I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night and just brought anger and rage with me.
5. Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
6. Text her!

That would depend on the memory and how long you're dealing with it.

Yes. Too many times.

What brought this up?

I didn't mean in general. I meant as a way to solve complicated problems. Or you know, as a way to deal with annoying people?

Apparently in a timeline that no longer exists I killed our Wanda in cold blood. In my defense, I thought she was going to exterminate mutants. She'd almost done it before with her abilities. Both are long stories.

But for minor inconveniences? No. I'm far more creative than that.

Do Nightsisters actually offer apologies? I expect it was my fault no matter the circumstances.

I cannot speak for my sisters, but I will offer an apology if I am in the wrong, or if something was an unintended consequence of my actions.

I cannot imagine I meant to aim directly at your head, but it was quite the chaotic scene.

1. There's a new barista at Starbucks, holy stars he's cute.
2. I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
3. I got in a fight last night.
4. I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
5. Just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser.

Edited 2024-06-18 18:04 (UTC)

1. So what even are heirloom tomatoes anyway? I've wondered that for years, do they pass the tamatoes down generations?

2. Hey hey who is willing to let me crash at their place?!

3. I feel somewhat insulted by the emotional pep talk I was just given by a shark

4. My fortune cookie had no paper inside it. I actually prefer this, I think. Makes me feel like no one's watching me.

5. Someone (and by that I technically mean me) should find me a date. I miss courtship and tender connection and boobs

6. [ Text Him / Wildcard ]

1: apparently I passed my English final. I don't even remember taking it.

2: I love high school girls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.

3: Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Haruhi.

4: video games are the ultimate cock blocker

5: I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.

6: text him?

Your sisters would never apologize to a Brother. We are to serve. It wouldn't be the first blow to the head I've endured. I barely felt it.

That sounds an awful lot like you're standing in the fire. Please tell me you're not standing in the fire.

Shame you missed the forced speed dating last year.

Fuck you

You sound like a creep.

That was a thing?

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