texts from "last night" or whenever

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. (You also don't have to use TFLN itself as a source for your messages, or you can modify them for your character.) This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

Merrin | Star Wars

[dathomirs]

1. You were so wasted you were trying to ride one of the goats. It did not go well.

2. Critiquing your thirst trap photos is my specialty. 6/10; too blurry.

3. I was fine with you camping out on my bathroom floor but can you please tell me why it's flooded this morning?

4. You somehow ended up sleeping on one of the ceiling beams.

5. You refused to answer to anything but 'Devil's Advocate' all night.

6. [ BYO text! ]

4

[restoringorder]

Well yeah, because the floor was lava.

[dathomirs]

If I recall correctly, that was also your doing. The lava moat had very well-defined parameters until you tried to improve it.

[restoringorder]

It makes perfect sense that over time things would sink lower and lower into the lava so things below a certain height should be off limits

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | familiar

[culver]

1. No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling.

2. My breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad.

3. Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.

4. I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.

5. I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning.

6. text her!

[dathomirs]

I think we have rather conclusively proven that lava moats and living spaces should not be adjacent to one another, in any case.

[restoringorder]

Yeah, sorry. I really thought the lava waterfall idea was going to work.

3.

[necrosaint]

bathtub demons. sorry.

[dathomirs]

Who told you to summon bathtub demons?

[necrosaint]

oh. I wasn't. I was getting rid of them. They had followed me. That was why I could not use my bathroom and then it got a little out of hand.

[dathomirs]

I think we deserve credit for inventiveness.

Also, I've broken the cooled lava, so now our floor is floor again.

[dathomirs]

Do I want to know how they got into your bathroom to begin with?

[necrosaint]

I certainly would. Because I don't. Do let me know if you find out.

Kate Cordello - Original - Myth

[bossyboiler]

1. Please don't ironically join a cult.

2. Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later.

3. The alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star are the same tune. Just thought you ought to know.

4. Apologized to them about 10 times for being drunk. Told them about 15 times that they were "really pretty"

5. YOU'RE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.

6. Misfire/Text her!

[dathomirs]

Demons are, regrettably, beyond my purview. Unless they were somehow also dead.

Touya Todoroki | My Hero Academia

[selfroasting]

1. is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

2. at this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. it would mean I could get this over with quicker.

3. there's a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises. thoughts?

4. I'm going to stand naked in the kitchen with my hand on fire. that'll get them to leave fast.

5. MISFIRES + WILDCARD + TEXT HIM??

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel

[doesntsing]

1. I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb.

2. He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 1957 anymore?

3. Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…

4. It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you.

5. He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.

6. Text her.

[restoringorder]

Thanks for doing that.

Also, thank you if you were the one who tied me to the beam so I wouldn’t fall off.

1

[velocityraptor]

Not last I checked. Why? Looking on coming up with something?

3

[velocityraptor]

Don't look at me, it's not mine.

wei wuxian | the untamed

[fuzhuan]

1. I can NOT believe I just sent you a message bearing my soul about how much you mean to me and your only response is "Are you drunk"??

2. The wine seller just saw me and said "Wow haven't seen you in a while, is everything okay?"

3. Please take me home? I'll be passed out somewhere in the library, it will be like a fun scavenger hunt!

4. That's the last time I take romance advice from a ghost..

5. Who is this? I have your contact info saved as "💖💖💖" ??

6. We kicked down a door together last night, so I'm pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends now.

7. Misfires/wildcard!

1.

[a_darker_path]

Given I've never met you, it seemed a safe assumption.

Were you drunk?

2

[bossyboiler]

Gross. I think I would have dumped the popcorn THAT I PAID FOR on his head.

Hawke | Dragon Age

[da_champion]

1. I just know my balls have never hurt this bad before.

2. It's like I just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.

3. This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Qunlat now.

4. text him.

1

[necrosavior]

Antifucker
Invisusexual
Odiosexual