texts from "last night" or whenever

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. (You also don't have to use TFLN itself as a source for your messages, or you can modify them for your character.) This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

Merrin | Star Wars

[dathomirs]

1. You were so wasted you were trying to ride one of the goats. It did not go well.

2. Critiquing your thirst trap photos is my specialty. 6/10; too blurry.

3. I was fine with you camping out on my bathroom floor but can you please tell me why it's flooded this morning?

4. You somehow ended up sleeping on one of the ceiling beams.

5. You refused to answer to anything but 'Devil's Advocate' all night.

6. [ BYO text! ]

4

[restoringorder]

Well yeah, because the floor was lava.

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | familiar

[culver]

1. No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling.

2. My breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad.

3. Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.

4. I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.

5. I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning.

6. text her!

3

[faceblocks]

anyone here to tell u not to? fuck em. do it anyway.

Kate Cordello - Original - Myth

[bossyboiler]

1. Please don't ironically join a cult.

2. Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later.

3. The alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star are the same tune. Just thought you ought to know.

4. Apologized to them about 10 times for being drunk. Told them about 15 times that they were "really pretty"

5. YOU'RE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.

6. Misfire/Text her!

1

[faceblocks]

sounds like a way to fuck em up from the inside though y/n?

Touya Todoroki | My Hero Academia

[selfroasting]

1. is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

2. at this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. it would mean I could get this over with quicker.

3. there's a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises. thoughts?

4. I'm going to stand naked in the kitchen with my hand on fire. that'll get them to leave fast.

5. MISFIRES + WILDCARD + TEXT HIM??

1

[velocityraptor]

Not last I checked. Why? Looking on coming up with something?

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel

[doesntsing]

1. I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb.

2. He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 1957 anymore?

3. Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…

4. It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you.

5. He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.

6. Text her.

2

[bossyboiler]

Gross. I think I would have dumped the popcorn THAT I PAID FOR on his head.

wei wuxian | the untamed

[fuzhuan]

1. I can NOT believe I just sent you a message bearing my soul about how much you mean to me and your only response is "Are you drunk"??

2. The wine seller just saw me and said "Wow haven't seen you in a while, is everything okay?"

3. Please take me home? I'll be passed out somewhere in the library, it will be like a fun scavenger hunt!

4. That's the last time I take romance advice from a ghost..

5. Who is this? I have your contact info saved as "💖💖💖" ??

6. We kicked down a door together last night, so I'm pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends now.

7. Misfires/wildcard!

1.

[a_darker_path]

Given I've never met you, it seemed a safe assumption.

Were you drunk?

Hawke | Dragon Age

[da_champion]

1. I just know my balls have never hurt this bad before.

2. It's like I just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.

3. This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Qunlat now.

4. text him.

3.

[getscooperation]

If you think you're speaking it right now, I am almost sure it's just the alcohol.

Gideon Nav | The Locked Tomb | Myth

[necrosavior]

1. Idk if I want to put a bra on
2. In the future we'll all be gay
3. I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
4. It's my emotional support sword.
5. Two things can be true: there's no such thing as too many swords, and if you have the right sword, you only need one sword.
6. Text her!

3.

[a_darker_path]

Please don't.

Matt Murdock | MCU

[sine_metu]

1. I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover.

2. My client was on time but he was still drunk so defending his DUI didn't go well.

3. I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time.

4. text him.

3

[faceblocks]

its not the worst idea ive ever heard

Baphomet | The Wicked + The Divine

[punderworldgod]

1. I found handcuffs in one of those survival cubes.
2. When is it mean to give someone exactly what they want?
3. I think our things sometimes grow legs here.
4. Time to quantify those warm fuzzy feelings.
5. I've become an endangered animal.
6. Text him!

1

[bossyboiler]

There are so many ways to go with your text that I don't know where to start. Okay. I know exactly where to begin.

Kinky.

Hawks | My Hero Academia

[velocityraptor]

1. Sometimes I think the term 'playing with fire' was invented for me.

2. If I wanted to spend the whole night tied up and getting railed, I should be allowed to.

3. You drank for 9 hours and didn't eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.

4. I didn't say it was classy, I said it was sexy.

5. I'd say take a picture, it lasts longer, but pictures would be bad for my image.

6. Text him.

1

[selfroasting]

for you? really??

John Constantine | DCU

[shabby_magic]

1. Am I new drunk or am I still drunk?

2. We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.

3. It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my pint.

4. text him.

1

[culver]

You're texting me from across the tavern in the seat you haven't left in six hours, so I'd go with still drunk.

Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D | Legend

[whowillmourn]

1. I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.

2. I am engaged, and it is vital that you know that, you and everyone else.

3. If you wish to safely argue, then this medium is the best way to do so.

4. The best way to have sex is any way she wants me to.

5. I need to come up with my next big idea.

6. Text him!

3

[faceblocks]

yeah but its a boring way to argue sometimes unless ur doing shit like this

🎀🎀🖕🖕𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾🖕🖕🎀🎀

then yeah it is kinda fun

Shuos Jedao | Machineries of Empire

[untitledshuos]

1. Everyone is in need of the new perspective granted them from being chased by a goose.

2. Imagine if everyone in Folkmore were teenagers.

3. Want to eat the best worst food in your life? It's nutritious.

4. Who wants to get in a fight to win a t-shirt? I'm very punchable.

5. FYI that pelt wasn't free real estate.

6. Text him!

4

[bossyboiler]

[ Jedao, you are not punchable. But she's not going to say that. ]

Have you considered trying to steal it instead?

Inanna | The Wicked + The Divine | Myth

[nonbinarystar]

1. Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe

2. What music makes your list for survival necessity?

3. Just had a dream that I borrowed beyonce's car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.

4. Fuck lightning was barely here at all this year. Blink and you missed it.

5. Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Friday. Clarify.

6. Text them.

1

[faceblocks]

but u got the unicorn right? 🦄

Mel Medarda | Arcane

[somethingrevolutionary]

1. Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.

2. I'm saving my Lore for teleportation.

3. I have more paintings than I know what to do with. Please come and take one.

4. I will not judge you if the injury you need healing for comes from sex.

5. Expedition into Exile? There are pretty gems at the end of it.

6. Text her.

4

[faceblocks]

good to know. i wouldnt judge either but im probably gonna laugh

Zen'in Maki | Jujutsu Kaisen

[fuckthefamily]

1. The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
2.For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
3. I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
4.please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise outside.
5. [or text her. Misfires/etc welcome.]

4

[cursedpromises]

I’m still walking home - what kind of weird noise??

Sharon Da Silva - Silent Hill - Familiar

[fogsong]

1. I’m engaged. I am engaged! Oh my god, I’m fucking engaged!
2. Do NOT get drunk and try to steal from the Wandering Dog Cart.
3. Okay, how about Fuck, Marry, Kill, Folkmore Edition?
4. Wonder how many Familiars just wander around in their animal form just to get pets.
5. If there was one thing you could change about Folkmore, what would it be?

1

[bossyboiler]

I read that as enraged at first and was preparing to join you in your rage.

Nicholas D Wolfwood | Trigun Stampede

[nomansundertaker]

1. Sometimes I really need to think farther ahead. I don't know what to do with this cube.

2. Surviving somewhere that's not just mile after mile after mile after mile of sand sounds like the easiest thing in the world.

3. Could real world conversations come with a flow chart?

4. Let me wash your hair. I have some new shampoo.

5. If the plants gossip about me, he's too polite to say.

6. Text him.

5

[fogsong]

What do you think they'd say if they were?

Alluka Zoldyck & Nanika | Hunter x Hunter | Familiar

[tooawesome]

1. I'm experimenting with hugs.

2. What's your favorite dish? Would you eat it badly made?

3. You're not in a cube.

4. How do you make someone not sad?

5. I spilled half the jar into the pan.

6. Text her.

[faceblocks]

crab sandwiches
cheetos
fried potatoes
and yeah totally there is no bad not really

on the right day id eat the dish too

Tsukasa Shishio | Dr. STONE | Familiar

[ultimateknight]

1. If you need to survive when you have nothing, being able to kill an animal with your bare hands or a crude spear is useful.

2. Hot baths are an incredible luxury.

3. Can you confirm that you aren't dead?

4. Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.

5. Like how do you live your life and have never made ramen? The audacity of some people

6. Text him.

4

[fun_thementalist]

this is a good ‘oh shit’ not a bad ‘oh shit’ honest

Nanami Kento | Jujutsu Kaisen

[adherencetofacts]

1. Personal emergencies should have to keep to business hours.

2. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.

3. Bread makes or breaks the sandwich.

4. Making rice isn't hard. Making rice well is harder.

5. I'm not addicted to my phone. I'm simply too many people's emergency contacts.

6. Text him.

1

[cursedpromises]

I don’t think it’s fair to call this an ‘emergency’?

Mizu | Blue Eye Samurai | Myth

[artofrevenge]

1. The hubris of some people.

2. What do you think your weapon says about you?

3. Unbreakable skin is cheating, but lucky for him, cheating isn't against the rules.

4. How long do you expect (want?) to stay in Folkmore?

5. Dating makes no sense.

6. Text Mizu!

2

[faceblocks]

probably that i need to clean my fingernails

Katsuki Bakugo | My Hero Academia

[imtnt]

1. Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good.

2. Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.

3. This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

4. Unless you're a self-sustaining ecosystem, no survival list should be that short.

5. Not interested.

6. Text him!

5

[aloneforall]

Come on!! Superhero. Movie. Marathon!!!!!

jinx ( arcane ) || deer country/expiation AU.

[opheliac]

01. woah! looks like aldrag is glitching so much my phones connecting to other realms again. cool, cool. testing, testing! 1, 2, 6, 8, 934, 57, -12! hi, whoever is out there! its me, jinx. im good, how are u, never better! actually, thats totally wrong. i think im going to die pretty soon, SO! one last blast talk before i go. got any questions for me? im all ears! 🐒

02. okok before i die in the world that im in, i need some advice. how do u stop ur parental figure from burying ur FwB 6 feet under? COUNTER QUESTION! how do u hammer in ur FwB's head that ure not an item?

ANOTHER QUESTION!! how do u prevent urself from poisoning ur parental figure's "sex partner"?

03. text her.

all of them just a general !!! ??? ;;;

[faceblocks]

[she is not drunk enough for this. she is barely drunk. lightly drunk. vaguely tipsy.]

okay what
is this a joke bc if someone is fucking w/me i might be about to see how death works here up close and personal


[give her several minutes as she sees other comments that look far too real to be bullshit. you know it's serious when she bothers to use some punctuation.]

1. how does death work where you are? i have a hundred questions after that, just so you know.
2. maybe don't go with hitting them even though that's usually my first line option. try talking it out, negotiating. i guess you can tie them to chairs if you have to. probably the same option for the counter question.

is the poison fatal? i feel like that's important.

hey, powder jinxie.