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Truth Meme

Somehow, there is kirin on you.

Most likely, it is the fur of the kirin that was caught in the environment of wherever you’ve been; there is a stray hair on you because one was on the seat you sat on upon the train or because it blew onto the brim of your hat in the wind.

Or it may be because you met the kirin—a playful ungulate moose-sized spirit who prefers not to speak—and engaged with him and gave him a pat, or a scratch behind an ear. Maybe the kirin nosed or licked your hand because you made him laugh (it’s an adorable ‘keh keh keh’ sound).

Unfortunately for both you and the kirin (who had not meant to trouble your day like this, truly), this exposure to his dander has only one reaction, and it happens to 100% of Star Children: you are compelled to tell the entire truth. About what is less specific; you are compelled simply to announce things about yourself—your life, experiences, thoughts, opinions, feelings. No matter if it’s something silly and inconsequential, deep or secretive, life-altering or commonplace. Some may choose to do this by employing Foxi and their relic; others by finding people to exchange truth with to face to face.

When you have met the kirin’s subconscious desire for four hours, you will be free from the truth telling and the recipient of 24 hours of good luck. The good luck will be sometime in the next year rather than in the next day, and you may have no idea where it came from, but you’ll know a lucky day when you have it!

This meme is game canon unless marked otherwise at the start of threads! Threads can be used for spoons and application samples.
Assume all characters involved on this meme are affected.
Characters will compulsively state truths about themselves/their feelings on the network or in-person. Top-levels may include either/both options.
Please include prompts in your top level.
All questions will be answered with complete and total honesty. No special abilities, half-truths, or omissions can avoid sharing all of the truth.
Meme is open until the next truth meme!
After one month, you may use the kirin mechanic generally in game. It can be one-sided! All truth-telling characters must consent.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

CLEARLY BECAUSE I AM BEING COMPELLED

YOU THINK IM NOT YOU COULD ASK ME ANYTHING ITS REALLY RUDE i mean im usually honest af with u anyway but i like havin the choice and i am tryin so hard not to ask you questions rn

FINE I GUESS I'M GRATEFUL.

we put down our relics at the same time, agreed? on the count of three.
1
2

3 HANG UP

youre still there arent you i cant hang up

I'm only still here because I was making sure YOU would hang up

no i mean i literally cant hang up besides even if you hang up and im still here the problem is solved isnt it???

MY problem would be solved

true dat dont suppose you can just offline our relics or somethin from there

If only I could

Hacking any part of these things is
Illogical

u mean like this entire place if anyone can u can but it sounds like you already tried by the sounds

I just need to try again! and keep trying
I can figure it out
you're right if anyone can then it will be me

arrogant but true actually im curious have you taken any of the relics apart do they break does thirteen send you a new one

It's just a phone with a network as far as I can tell
And if I broke a phone just taking it apart I'd get my teen scientist license revoked

an unhackable phone with a network seems highly sus

It's not unhackable there's just no point in hacking
It's as interesting as hacking any other New Yorker's phone
Some have cool things on them but most are boring and worthless [guess how many new yorkers' phones he's hacked]

[Why should she guess when she can just ask]

uh huh and out of curiosity how many phones have you done this to have you hacked mine before actually thats a dumb question how many times have you hacked my phone

[the amount of times an app just RANDOMLY APPEARS ON HER--]

[OH NO]

I've hacked into at least three-hundred and forty-four phones in New York alone, most of that was debuting malware I was testing out on a specific network

Twenty-two times for yours

[LMAO]

were all twenty two times really necessary dee i mean seriously why

[344 other people psh who cares about them, sucks to be randomly selected by the Donnie lottery.]

Eighteen of them were for fun

[he's gonna die]

That one time your mom said she threw out the rest of your energy drinks like you asked was because of me. I asked her from your phone and then deleted your message history right after

[you're gonna die]

I KNEW IT!!! i had exams that week you lil where are you <3

YOU HAD A RESTING HEART RATE OF 120 BPM APRIL I WAS SAVING YOUR LIFE

IM AT MY LAB AAAAAAA I'M LEAVING MY LAB!!! DONT COME HERE

DONT RUN its not like im comin there to throw somethin large and heavy at your head i mean i totally am but i am dammit

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