Truth Meme

[folkie]

Truth Meme

Somehow, there is kirin on you.

Most likely, it is the fur of the kirin that was caught in the environment of wherever you’ve been; there is a stray hair on you because one was on the seat you sat on upon the train or because it blew onto the brim of your hat in the wind.

Or it may be because you met the kirin—a playful ungulate moose-sized spirit who prefers not to speak—and engaged with him and gave him a pat, or a scratch behind an ear. Maybe the kirin nosed or licked your hand because you made him laugh (it’s an adorable ‘keh keh keh’ sound).

Unfortunately for both you and the kirin (who had not meant to trouble your day like this, truly), this exposure to his dander has only one reaction, and it happens to 100% of Star Children: you are compelled to tell the entire truth. About what is less specific; you are compelled simply to announce things about yourself—your life, experiences, thoughts, opinions, feelings. No matter if it’s something silly and inconsequential, deep or secretive, life-altering or commonplace. Some may choose to do this by employing Foxi and their relic; others by finding people to exchange truth with to face to face.

When you have met the kirin’s subconscious desire for four hours, you will be free from the truth telling and the recipient of 24 hours of good luck. The good luck will be sometime in the next year rather than in the next day, and you may have no idea where it came from, but you’ll know a lucky day when you have it!

• This meme is game canon unless marked otherwise at the start of threads! Threads can be used for spoons and application samples.
• Assume all characters involved on this meme are affected.
• Characters will compulsively state truths about themselves/their feelings on the network or in-person. Top-levels may include either/both options.
• Please include prompts in your top level.
• All questions will be answered with complete and total honesty. No special abilities, half-truths, or omissions can avoid sharing all of the truth.
• Meme is open until the next truth meme!
• After one month, you may use the kirin mechanic generally in game. It can be one-sided! All truth-telling characters must consent.

Comments

[semilethal]

Worth it for who

[supersmashbro]

worth it for raph dummy
why else would i eat them

[semilethal]

Chemical warfare

[supersmashbro]

like i said. worth it for raph.
its funny

[semilethal]

it's a war crime under the Geneva convention

[supersmashbro]

LIKE YOU CAN EVEN TALK, WAR CRIMES MCGEE

[semilethal]

Those charges were thrown out!!! They aren't legitimate

[supersmashbro]

well i think they're legitimate
my love for my brothers don't blind me to their crimes

[semilethal]

The charges being thrown out LITERALLY means they aren't legitimate and even if they were they're for the sake of the family

So you're welcome

[supersmashbro]

wheres the line between like crime which i know we DO do sometimes back home
lots of stuff we do falls under human crimes it's not like i missed that. the most legal heroes we ain't!
but i mean the line from there to CRIME CRIMES and WAR CRIMES territory
the big no-nos

[semilethal]

Do we need to go down the list and categorize what we've actually done into regular crime and war crime? I feel like that's just going to end in disappointment

Lets acknowledge that mustard gas is a universally bad idea and leave it at that

[supersmashbro]

i mean i guess not. even if we get it all listed i'm gonna worry about it anyway so we can save the reading.
it's nbd.

i'll allow it.
i still think i could outlast some mustard gas though

[semilethal]

Raph

[semilethal]

Would YOU like some of my home grown anxiety medication?

[supersmashbro]

[ don't admit you thought he was gonna offer to let you test his war crime mustard gas and that sounded kinda lit, don't admit it raph. ]

since when did you start home growing THAT?

[semilethal]

[oh girl that's coming up don't you even worry] A long while back. I was synthesizing mood-altering narcotics for fun and started working on anxiety medication because I thought Casey had anxiety

Apparently he doesn't and I assume by various reactions that it was rude of me to say he did, but that still leaves me with the formula and the means

You seem to worry. Very much. This was also a concern of mine for a while but I tend to misread and it hurts my feelings when I'm mocked for that so I kept it to myself...I didn't want to tell you that part so if you ignore what I said it then I'll let you try out my patented Donnie Diet Mustard Gas when I finish it to satisfy your urge to attempt horrifically stupid things for your own amusement

[supersmashbro]

buddy
idk where to START unpacking that.
don't get me wrong. real thoughtful to do that one thing for casey. raph sees the intent and intent is 9/10 of the gift law. even if it uhhhhhhhhhhh didn't work out.
but please stop making narcotics. i don't think that's a good thing to do. i mean you probably won't stop just bc i told you to stop but i gotta say it anyway.

and deal accepted because i REALLY wanna test my might against the mustard gas.
i do worry. basically all the time. it's kinda just part of the gig. but i don't want you to worry about me worrying so i can think on the medicine thing if it'll make you feel better? like for real think on it, not just say i will and then ignore you about it!! idk how i feel about the idea of not running on all cylinders though.

[semilethal]

[WHAT'S THERE TO UNPACK.....it already out there man just accept it]

Yeah I'm not going to stop. If it makes you feel better, it's just a hobby and not for the hustle

I'm not worried about you worrying, but I AM concerned about what "not firing on all cylinders" means to you

Is this about Tony thinking some of you guys needed to smoke marijuana?

[supersmashbro]

dude WHAT
THAT WASN'T EVEN HIS BUSINESS

[ EVERY OTHER POINT IN THE CONVERSATION NEEDS TO BE PUT TO THE SIDE IMMEDIATELY ]

[semilethal]

Maybe not? What's that matter though, it's not as if he forced anybody to do it

...to my knowledge.

Actually maybe that's a question for Peter

[supersmashbro]

it matters bc i didn't really know the guy so i feel weird about him having opinions on what this family needs!

and it matters twice as much if it turns out he forced anyone to do a drug!!!! idk if he even has those vibes that's how much i didn't get a read on him!!!!!!!!!!

[semilethal]

My reads are not your reads so I couldn't say it's malus domestica to same, however

Mr. Stark was encouraging and patient with me and provided opportunities for me to discuss my ideas with a peer. I felt understood in ways I rarely do. When he complimented my work, he did so as an individual who could recognize the intricacies of everything I make

Not to say I don't enjoy compliments from other sources, but it's different when they come from someone who knows what they're talking about. No offense

I miss him very terribly and because he's dead back in his home dimension, I have every intention of bringing him back here once I complete my interdimensional travel research





So please don't kill him for thinking about giving Leo weed

Leo doesn't like him very much, if that reassures you at all

[supersmashbro]

[ a lengthy pause of Raph reading what he personally considers a long passage of text because he doesn't like reading enough for all that, but this is important.

it's also a pause of processing. ]

eh. offense not taken.

this whole place stinks but you getting to work with someone who gets you is at least one good thing to have outta it. i'm sorry you miss him so much.

i wouldn't kill him anyway for the record, i'm not a big murder guy. i'll have a talk with him. as a big brother. about why i think that was a: weird and b: not his place.
i'm still getting the hang of rue! tony's gotta wait in the line for new parent-aged family adults. that's the rules that i made up just now but i'm pretending i made up a long time ago.

[semilethal]

He only told ME. Since when do you get to decide who has what kinds of conversations with me

If you saw some of the forums I frequented back home you'd hurl

[supersmashbro]

well you told ME! it ain't about deciding who talks about what with you or whatever, it's about



idk what it's about exactly okay i just got strong feelings! safety! influences! looking out for you guys!!! all that stuff!

do NOT tell me about your browser history or i'm gonna smack you at 20% strength