Truth Meme

[folkie]

Truth Meme

Somehow, there is kirin on you.

Most likely, it is the fur of the kirin that was caught in the environment of wherever you’ve been; there is a stray hair on you because one was on the seat you sat on upon the train or because it blew onto the brim of your hat in the wind.

Or it may be because you met the kirin—a playful ungulate moose-sized spirit who prefers not to speak—and engaged with him and gave him a pat, or a scratch behind an ear. Maybe the kirin nosed or licked your hand because you made him laugh (it’s an adorable ‘keh keh keh’ sound).

Unfortunately for both you and the kirin (who had not meant to trouble your day like this, truly), this exposure to his dander has only one reaction, and it happens to 100% of Star Children: you are compelled to tell the entire truth. About what is less specific; you are compelled simply to announce things about yourself—your life, experiences, thoughts, opinions, feelings. No matter if it’s something silly and inconsequential, deep or secretive, life-altering or commonplace. Some may choose to do this by employing Foxi and their relic; others by finding people to exchange truth with to face to face.

When you have met the kirin’s subconscious desire for four hours, you will be free from the truth telling and the recipient of 24 hours of good luck. The good luck will be sometime in the next year rather than in the next day, and you may have no idea where it came from, but you’ll know a lucky day when you have it!

• This meme is game canon unless marked otherwise at the start of threads! Threads can be used for spoons and application samples.
• Assume all characters involved on this meme are affected.
• Characters will compulsively state truths about themselves/their feelings on the network or in-person. Top-levels may include either/both options.
• Please include prompts in your top level.
• All questions will be answered with complete and total honesty. No special abilities, half-truths, or omissions can avoid sharing all of the truth.
• Meme is open until the next truth meme!
• After one month, you may use the kirin mechanic generally in game. It can be one-sided! All truth-telling characters must consent.

Comments

[zacrifice]

considering you're still a kid that'd be extra fucked up, so uh
good job not being THAT evil i guess hojo

its not easy but jenova's usually stored in huge rooms so you'd be fine

idk about concern, afaik it's just a huge awesome sword future you always used. sephiroth + masamune. made him kinda extra legendary

[miniroth]

Happily I am a mule. :)

In that case perhaps flying won't be a problem indoors after all. I'll make a note in case I become evil.

I have encountered no such weapon as yet, just an assortment of ordinary katana. When you say huge do you mean on the scale of weapons Cloud uses or..

[zacrifice]

youre a what now

just don't become evil!

it isn't like our weapons, its a katana still. but a really really long one. longer than im tall

[miniroth]

[he should address all of that. He should.]

What am I supposed to do with a weapon that size?? It's completely impractical! It'll get hung up on a tree or. A wall. And be useless, meanwhile I'm wide open for counterattack!

I don't want it. Half that size I can use.

[zacrifice]

look man im not telling you you HAVE to use it
im just saying future you did
he def made it work, he was a powerhouse with it

[miniroth]

It had to have been worth SOMETHING if it could withstand SOLDIER strength at least. I suppose it'll depend on how much in the future is fixed and how much I can put aside as irrelevant. I think I could be an appropriately annoying powerhouse with most any weapon.

Something I can use indoors.

[zacrifice]

it was a pretty cool sword i'll give it that
i dont remember him having any trouble using it indoors either
but shinra also built like, HUGE hallways and shit
i can swing the buster around indoors np and its about as long as im tall

[miniroth]

I'm sorry, are you implying there's more than one of these impractically enormous swords, above and beyond the broadswords Seconds use?

[zacrifice]

huhwhat
you've seen the buster dude i wear it all the time
wdym

[miniroth]

Oh that thing.

Indoors, really?

[don't call it 'that thing', that is a very special thing]

[zacrifice]

[immediately distracted-]

that thing! that thing!!!
say you're sorry
im so offended

[miniroth]

I'm sorry I didn't know you NAMED IT

Why does everyone name weapons

[zacrifice]

its a classic move when you get a cool weapon
all the cool weapons have names



i didnt name it tho, it came with one when i got it

[miniroth]

The sword forged for me here is a 'cool weapon' and I am not giving it a name. It's better than anything Shinra's produced though.

Okay who ELSE is naming swords

[zacrifice]

you'd think a teenager would get the importance of sword naming :(

it was angeals sword, idk if he named it or his parents did
it was made special so it needed a name!

[miniroth]

I probably missed some critical moment of childhood where giving names to swords is very important. Probably because they break so easy half the time. Cheap materials, even the P0s can break them. I'd name one Nidhogg or something and then snap, I gotta get Nid 2.

I feel like you might have mentioned that name before but mostly it eludes me. Maybe I saw it somewhere. Not sure. Do things get busted with it or is it mostly decoration, I never really know. Sorry, not decoration. 'Ceremonial'.

[zacrifice]

that's probably why yeah. idk if anything could break the buster or masamune. they feel invincible lol
the kind of shit that can kill gods or w/e like you'd see in movies

[The Buster kind of did? does the mystery "goddess" Genesis was obsessed with count? Anyway.]

i mean it does bust things really well
no one gave me the origin story besides what i already said

[miniroth]

If it's important to you please don't try to use it to stab a god with. Or a 'god'. If you lost it, what then?

[zacrifice]

too late for the second one already
(didn't break it though)

[miniroth]

Wait what how is it too late

Did you stab a god here??

[zacrifice]

not here, no

[miniroth]

I am reasonably sure nothing on our planet qualifies, except perhaps summons, to some?

[zacrifice]

she wasn't a summon
at least not with any materia i saw
probably was mako related there was a lot of wispy shit around




she was called a goddess though

[miniroth]

By who?

[zacrifice]

genesis
don't remember if i mentioned him before