texts from folkmore; tffm

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

One | Drakengard 3 | Myth

[theonewhofailed]

1. Yes, Intoners have a high sex drive. No, I'm not interested in engaging in such methods. Now please stop talking about it. I don't even know how you were able to obtain this information!

2. For the last time, I don't have a dragon problem. I just think some of the designs are neat.

3. All I'm saying is for that one arcade game, the super form of the dragon turtle should be playable.

4. Not being able to enjoy eating or drinking is a nightmare the more I'm reminded of it.

5. I believe many will call me evil for my actions in overthrowing a kingdom. However, given my world lacked the politics present in others, and the fact that these individuals were crazed killers serving their own self-interests, I was in the right for overthrowing them. And technically, I only killed one of them. The others died through other means through their own faults. And they had it coming. Yes, even the child.

6. I was created from and had to witness my family go insane from an evil Flower bent on destroying the world. What made you think taking me to a garden was going to improve my mood?

Kate Cordello - Original - Myth

[bossyboiler]

1. I don't think a Fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.

2. A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys.

3. That's a really terrible idea.

4. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience.

5. Please don't ironically join a cult.

6. Misfire/Text her!

raphael hamato | rottmnt | legend

[supersmashbro]

1. Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse

2. You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams

3. THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.

4. It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?

5. or misfire/shoot him a text!

Katsuki Bakugo | My Hero Academia | Legend

[imtnt]

1. It was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.

2. Someone you can't stand thinks you and they are friends.

3. Humans eat animal muscles to grow their own. By that logic, zombies must be pretty freaking smart.

4. There is so much good food in the world. Not that you'd know it to talk with some people.

5. After three rings, I hang up. I'm not going to beg you to answer your phone.

6. Text him.

Tsukasa Shishio | Dr. STONE | Familiar

[ultimateknight]

1. Hot baths are an incredible luxury.

2. Can you confirm that you aren't dead?

3. Like how do you live your life and have never made ramen? The audacity of some people.

4. Lore may be back, but it is always useful to maintain competency of core survival skills.

5. I still get up earlier than most people.

6. Text him.

Nicholas D Wolfwood | Trigun Stampede | Familiar

[nomansundertaker]

1. Sometimes I really need to think farther ahead. I don't know what to do with this cube.

2. Surviving somewhere that's not just mile after mile after mile after mile of sand sounds like the easiest thing in the world.

3. Could real world conversations come with a flow chart?

4. Let me wash your hair. I have some new shampoo.

5. Is anything less trustworthy than a moving vehicle?

6. Text him.

Mel Medarda | Arcane | Legend

[somethingrevolutionary]

1. Expedition into Exile? There are pretty gems at the end of it.

2. You asked me how to turn on the ladder.

3. I once saw a man send a messenger to his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.

4. I am reconsidering the importance of violence.

5. Life in Folkmore is so different from home, it will be a culture shock to return.

6. Text her.

Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D | Legend

[whowillmourn]

1. I do not know why anyone complains about living with their mother-in-law. My future mother-in-law is a delight.

2. I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.

3. If you wish to safely argue, then this medium is the best way to do so.

4. The best way to have sex is any way she wants me to.

5. It's a three dimensional fire sculpture made of tiny roses.

6. Text him!

2 - assuming it's a misfire

[fun_thementalist]

please don't tell me you meant to send that to Senku-chan

3

[aloneforall]

doesn't it just mean they get worse and worse cerebral edema until their heads explode?

Sharon Da Silva | Silent Hill | Familiar

[fogsong]

1. I was so fucked up last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

2. My mom is the best. [ There is no lead-up to this text. It's just sent out randomly. ]

3. Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.

4. Did you know I can sunburn? Because I sure as hell didn't. Kill me and free me from the itch. Please.

5. I just got a ton of spray paint. Wanna tag some shit with me?

6. TEXT HER

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | familiar

[culver]

1. The bouncer asked you what your sign was and you replied, "Brooklyn."

2. You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka.

3. Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.

4. Hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara.

5. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.

6. text her!

Rose Marigold | Alan Wake | Legend

[lunchboxs]

1. They should make cuter targets. I'm not saying I want to shoot at an adorable picture of bambi, but I wouldn't say no to swoopy flowers.

2. He made me a drink using cucumber gatorade and whiskey. :( I did not stay over.

3. I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back. Thank you! :)

4. People should be more careful in the dark.

5. I once wrote an Alex Casey x Harry Potter crossover. It got dark. I had to stop for my own mental health.

6. TEXT HER

[ultimateknight]

Perhaps you can answer the question due to your Familiar bond. I haven't heard from him today, and he left before either of us got out of bed.

Re: 3

[imtnt]

No, they definitely eat bits of skull on the way there. That enables their skulls to grow with them. Plus, they can grow denser, not just bigger. Neurons per cubic centimeter.

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel | Familiar

[doesntsing]

1. Oh, yes, many drinks have happened. Many pretty, colorful drinks.

2. If you don't want me to make fun of you, why are we friends?

3. I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and I'm so frustrated.

4. Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.

5. Text her.

5

[apuckalypse]

yes yes 1000% yes
name a time and place i am there

[he longs to experience the stress relief of VANDALISM]

6

[lunchboxs]

Because these are nice flowers? [ Duh, but also: ] I also didn't realize flowers could be evil.

4

[lunchboxs]

Agree to disagree! In my household, it was a special delicacy reserved for the night before payday.

Angel Devil | Chainsaw Man | Myth

[idratherdie]

1. i got kicked out of the bookstore cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section.

2. I was sat outside all night in the cold... I was waiting for a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

3. Renamed Aki's iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

4. I'm at the train station in Epiphany and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?

5. o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket!

6. [ Text or misfire them ]

5

[lunchboxs]

I hardly think letting the phone ring is begging.

Yelena Belova | mcu | myth

[white_widow]

01. finders keepers. they're mine now.

02. when was the last time you slept?

03. Fanny is greatly enjoying living in the woods.

04. I will be cold and in the ground before THAT happens.

05. You will have to be more specific. I do a lot of 'what the fuck' kind of stuff.

06. [BYOT.]

[fogsong]

Midnight, Oozlum Station. Wear all black. Maybe the cool mask, too. [ They're gonna do this properly!! ]

3

[fogsong]

Or it's genius and you're just a hater. [ This is no doubt about her decision to start spraying graffiti at the various schools. ]

4

[fogsong]

Is this what friends normally do where you're from or has our relationship progressed to a weird point when I wasn't looking? [ she is 100% fucking with him ]