folkmeme | texts from folkmore; tffm

1. Yes, Intoners have a high sex drive. No, I'm not interested in engaging in such methods. Now please stop talking about it. I don't even know how you were able to obtain this information!

2. For the last time, I don't have a dragon problem. I just think some of the designs are neat.

3. All I'm saying is for that one arcade game, the super form of the dragon turtle should be playable.

4. Not being able to enjoy eating or drinking is a nightmare the more I'm reminded of it.

5. I believe many will call me evil for my actions in overthrowing a kingdom. However, given my world lacked the politics present in others, and the fact that these individuals were crazed killers serving their own self-interests, I was in the right for overthrowing them. And technically, I only killed one of them. The others died through other means through their own faults. And they had it coming. Yes, even the child.

6. I was created from and had to witness my family go insane from an evil Flower bent on destroying the world. What made you think taking me to a garden was going to improve my mood?

1. I don't think a Fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity. 2. A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys. 3. That's a really terrible idea. 4. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience. 5. Please don't ironically join a cult. 6. Misfire/Text her!

1. Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse 2. You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams 3. THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt. 4. It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that? 5. or misfire/shoot him a text!

1. It was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.

2. Someone you can't stand thinks you and they are friends.

3. Humans eat animal muscles to grow their own. By that logic, zombies must be pretty freaking smart.

4. There is so much good food in the world. Not that you'd know it to talk with some people.

5. After three rings, I hang up. I'm not going to beg you to answer your phone.

6. Text him.

Edited 2025-02-24 20:30 (UTC)

1. Hot baths are an incredible luxury.

2. Can you confirm that you aren't dead?

3. Like how do you live your life and have never made ramen? The audacity of some people.

4. Lore may be back, but it is always useful to maintain competency of core survival skills.

5. I still get up earlier than most people.

6. Text him.

1. Sometimes I really need to think farther ahead. I don't know what to do with this cube.

2. Surviving somewhere that's not just mile after mile after mile after mile of sand sounds like the easiest thing in the world.

3. Could real world conversations come with a flow chart?

4. Let me wash your hair. I have some new shampoo.

5. Is anything less trustworthy than a moving vehicle?

6. Text him.

1. Expedition into Exile? There are pretty gems at the end of it.

2. You asked me how to turn on the ladder.

3. I once saw a man send a messenger to his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.

4. I am reconsidering the importance of violence.

5. Life in Folkmore is so different from home, it will be a culture shock to return.

6. Text her.

1. I do not know why anyone complains about living with their mother-in-law. My future mother-in-law is a delight.

2. I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.

3. If you wish to safely argue, then this medium is the best way to do so.

4. The best way to have sex is any way she wants me to.

5. It's a three dimensional fire sculpture made of tiny roses.

6. Text him!

1. I was so fucked up last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

2. My mom is the best. [ There is no lead-up to this text. It's just sent out randomly. ]

3. Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.

4. Did you know I can sunburn? Because I sure as hell didn't. Kill me and free me from the itch. Please.

5. I just got a ton of spray paint. Wanna tag some shit with me?

6. TEXT HER

1. The bouncer asked you what your sign was and you replied, "Brooklyn."

2. You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka.

3. Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.

4. Hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara.

5. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.

6. text her!

1. They should make cuter targets. I'm not saying I want to shoot at an adorable picture of bambi, but I wouldn't say no to swoopy flowers.

2. He made me a drink using cucumber gatorade and whiskey. :( I did not stay over.

3. I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back. Thank you! :)

4. People should be more careful in the dark.

5. I once wrote an Alex Casey x Harry Potter crossover. It got dark. I had to stop for my own mental health.

6. TEXT HER

1. Oh, yes, many drinks have happened. Many pretty, colorful drinks.

2. If you don't want me to make fun of you, why are we friends?

3. I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and I'm so frustrated.

4. Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.

5. Text her.

1. i got kicked out of the bookstore cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section.

2. I was sat outside all night in the cold... I was waiting for a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

3. Renamed Aki's iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

4. I'm at the train station in Epiphany and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?

5. o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket!

6. [ Text or misfire them ]

01. finders keepers. they're mine now.

02. when was the last time you slept?

03. Fanny is greatly enjoying living in the woods.

04. I will be cold and in the ground before THAT happens.

05. You will have to be more specific. I do a lot of 'what the fuck' kind of stuff.

06. [BYOT.]

Edited 2025-02-25 01:45 (UTC)

(1) I just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. It hasn't moved in 20 minutes. (2) The black eye was caused by a 12-year-old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggressively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howling at the moon... (3) Thanks for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. The pillow fort you built around me is also appreciated. (4) y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. You are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. If you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. That is all.

1. No.

2. Agreeing to the date was strategic; part of a deal to silence him on the subject. Nothing more.

3. Thing would have never asked me for an explanation. He would have simply complied with my request.

4. My first kiss was with a serial killer. I avoid people even more intensely to prevent that from happening. 'That' being me having been incorrect and manipulated. The incorrect part is the most significant.

5. I had a vision on the way back to my home. The path appears to have shifted in that time.

6. Text her or misfire!

1. I fell for a man who can't believe in magic or god because 'nothing can be greater than myself'. Why is my taste like this?

2. Once again I went to the future and it was a dystopia. The only surprise this time was I was in charge of it.

3. My twin is married to a half mutant half faerie from Otherworld. She's bloody wonderful, shapeshifts based on the mood of those around her though. Yet he judges my taste still...

4. On a scale of 1 to 10 how unethical is it to erase everyone's memory of last night? They'll never know.

5. Remind me that killing is not the solution to every problem again.

6. Text her or misfire!

1. The abomination is in progress. At least one customer side eyed me and one just walked out mumbling 'what kind of place makes things like that.' You owe me big.

2. It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and ick out of my mouth.

3. Just because I found out my father hunts vampires and I'm now a vampire and he lied about everything in my life doesn't mean I have daddy issues.

4. At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker. Wait. Shit. I would probably just destroy the truck now...

5. Do you think vampires can get tattoos? I kinda want one

6. Misfire/text her!

1. It was more of a drizzle but Gil has still enjoyed it outside. 💦

2. I believe Thanos' brother Eros tried to flirt with me.

3. 🦎 This looks nothing like an iguana.

4. He told me I would qualify as a 'cougar' and he always wished to 'hit one of those'. I told him hitting a cougar would more than likely result in death for him. He became rather belligerent about me threatening him after that.

5. I apologize for missing your fourteen calls. I beat the high score on my game.

6. Attempting to put this strange square pastry in the toaster has caused irreparable damage to it.

7. Text her/misfire!

1. I just found my relic after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the bar's fridge.

2. My father has the same powers as me and goes by Magneto and people wonder what the fuck is wrong with me.

3. Got thrown in prison because a bunch of anti-mutant Purifiers "accidentally" "fell" off a highway overpass. "Accidents" just keep happening to them.

4. Went from being arrested to leading the mutant underground to being arrested again to joining the Hellfire Club's inner circle. Gonna try to get arrested again to bring it full circle.

5. Let's all be honest here, sacrifice is just a pretty name for losing. I don't like to lose.

6. Sorry about the lightbulbs exploding. Bad night. Or good one. Can't entirely remember.

7. Text her or misfire!

1. I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.

2. Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night

3. My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.

4. he literally just asked me which googly-eye shirt he should wear tomorrow.

5. (text him!)

1. We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.

2. Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is

3. Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.

4. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.

5. I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.

6. (text him!)

1. She's kind of crazy but she's also kind of cute. Like one of those cats that look all innocent till they maul your hand. I figure if I keep fixing her dinner, the chances of her killing me in my sleep go way down.

2. One of the perks of living alone is being naked whenever you want.

3. I am too damn tired to give a fuck. Try again tomorrow.

4. I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at

5. I went on a manic cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.

6. Text him!

1. I'm tired as fuck but I can't leave him here like this. I gave him the acid and I feel the responsibility to put his mind back together. It's fun! I'm an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychotherapy!

2. Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.

3. I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.

4. Do you think Thirteen would turn me temporarily human again just for the sole purpose of letting me experience pizza one more time?

5. Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.

6. Text him!

Edited 2025-02-25 02:58 (UTC)

1. For the last time, NO, you may not use my lightsabers. I will not be held responsible when you accidentally and inevitably cut off a limb.

2. Yes, I suppose technically I did run around the galaxy naked for close to a full month.

3. Unless someone is actively dying, go away.

4. He deserved to have his arm cut off. I stand by that decision.

5. Yes, at one point I was listening to Metallica and doing pushups last night. I went through a lot of emotions.

6. Text him!

One | Drakengard 3 | Myth

Kate Cordello - Original - Myth

raphael hamato | rottmnt | legend

Katsuki Bakugo | My Hero Academia | Legend

Tsukasa Shishio | Dr. STONE | Familiar

Nicholas D Wolfwood | Trigun Stampede | Familiar