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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Kate Cordello - Original - Myth

[bossyboiler]

1. A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys.

2. That's a really terrible idea.

3. I thought it was Oro but I was wrong. This Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.

4. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience.

5. Misfire/Text her!

Cloud Strife | FF7 - OG | Familiar

[moseyin]

1. You'll wanna wait until i clean the kitchen to use it. Me an Zack celebrated new years in there last night [girl it is july]

2. Its time to test the effects of those weird shrooms cad has on my body

3. Please don't ironically join a cult

4. Rue had me open boxes they had delivered today. One of them was a sex swing so i blanked and said "go off then"

5. Brb these cougars are fighting over my junk and offering to buy me a motorcycle

6. [wildcard!]

5

[fistofvengeance]

Is it a cool motorcycle at least? Good brand?

3

[fistofvengeance]

Wait how do you know it's evil? Is it bumping into things a lot, or...?

1

[pursuitofcappiness]

New years in July?

[moseyin]

I get to pick i can even make it custom

She showed me her bank balance man

[moseyin]

[HE SENT THIS TO STEVE????!!!]

Steve Rogers | MCU | Legend

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. Ever get your wings caught in a car door? It's pretty embarrassing.
2. There's a banana under my pillow and I can't tell if I put it there or you did. So, thanks, maybe.
3. Gonna be late. A spirit handed me their baby and left, and I couldn't tell when they'd be back.
4. I had to stop you trying to light your breath on fire. That drunk.
5. Why are the 36 most recent photos on my relic all different angles of a lava lamp?
6. Text him!

[moseyin]

[okay be cool be soooooo cool. Relax]

[moseyin]

yrah i was rly fked up

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh. Sounds like you still might be. Need me to bring you two anything?

[moseyin]

[WHY IS HE PERFECT WHY DOES THE PERFECT MAN ALWAYS SEE CLOUD WHEN HE'S SO GRODY AND MESSED UP]

um

Maybe
Some sandwichs

From not the kitche n

6

[dadguardian]

captain America!!
I have amazing news
do you have time to hear it?
are you sitting down?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Sure, I'll get you some from the corner store.

Ham and cheese okay?

[ Ooc: I can't find the exact video but this reminds me of a like 15 yo animatic of Cloud to this song about how he goes to a convenience store but gets his change back in an inconvenient way and is annoyed at the worker ]

[pursuitofcappiness]

I can be. But wouldn't you rather tell me in person?

gag

[moseyin]

I literally have a joke icon from that animation LMAO

[fistofvengeance]

Man that's wild.

It'd be wrong to accept but also kinda wrong not to let her spend her money on something really cool.

[moseyin]

yeah

Tahnk u

Alot

[dadguardian]

but it is a very long trip to get to compound
I can use audio function of relic though, it is sort of like phone

OMG AMAZING ok i can't believe i lost it

[pursuitofcappiness]

No problem.

You two didn't set off any fireworks, did you?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, great. You know there's a video, too?

[ Steve snaps it on to reveal that he's in a pristine compound, probably woke up hours ago, perfectly coiffed hair, his shirt probably ironed. ]

Hawke | Dragon Age | Legend

[da_champion]

1. I feel like I have sunburn on my nipples.
2. Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice.
3. I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight.
4. I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
5. text him.

Matt Murdock | MCU | Legend

[sine_metu]

1. A client gave me a bottle of vodka today.
2. If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee and doughnuts.
3. You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned me with a dildo from across the room.
4. And God said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
5. text him.

3, switching to voice

[pursuitofcappiness]

In my defense, it didn't look like a dildo and I didn't know you'd just have one in the living room.

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel | Familiar

[doesntsing]

1. I seem to have inadvertently sparked a bidding war for my company tonight. Should I have set starting terms?

2. Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "unrelenting pain in the ass"?

3. I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining.

4. I called him my "big strong man" today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Hanukkah sweaters, here we come.

5. Sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful.

6. Text her.