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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Kate Cordello - Original - Myth

[bossyboiler]

1. A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys.

2. That's a really terrible idea.

3. I thought it was Oro but I was wrong. This Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.

4. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience.

5. Misfire/Text her!

3

[fistofvengeance]

Wait how do you know it's evil? Is it bumping into things a lot, or...?

1

[pursuitofcappiness]

I can't tell if this is good, but it doesn't seem good.

4

[doesntsing]

It’s much more fun to live in fantasy land though, don’t you think?

3

[huntedtyphoon]

Do you know what the spirit wants? Maybe you can calm it down.

Cloud Strife | FF7 - OG | Familiar

[moseyin]

1. You'll wanna wait until i clean the kitchen to use it. Me an Zack celebrated new years in there last night [girl it is july]

2. Its time to test the effects of those weird shrooms cad has on my body

3. Please don't ironically join a cult

4. Rue had me open boxes they had delivered today. One of them was a sex swing so i blanked and said "go off then"

5. Brb these cougars are fighting over my junk and offering to buy me a motorcycle

6. [wildcard!]

5

[fistofvengeance]

Is it a cool motorcycle at least? Good brand?

1

[pursuitofcappiness]

New years in July?

3

[velocityraptor]

Would it be better if I took over the cult?

Steve Rogers | MCU | Legend

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. Ever get your wings caught in a car door? It's pretty embarrassing.
2. There's a banana under my pillow and I can't tell if I put it there or you did. So, thanks, maybe.
3. Gonna be late. A spirit handed me their baby and left, and I couldn't tell when they'd be back.
4. I had to stop you trying to light your breath on fire. That drunk.
5. Why are the 36 most recent photos on my relic all different angles of a lava lamp?
6. Text him!

6

[dadguardian]

captain America!!
I have amazing news
do you have time to hear it?
are you sitting down?

1

[velocityraptor]

Unfortunately, yeah, cars are pretty small when you have big wings.

Hawke | Dragon Age | Legend

[da_champion]

1. I feel like I have sunburn on my nipples.
2. Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice.
3. I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight.
4. I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
5. text him.

4

[huntedtyphoon]

Some nights are just like that.

1

[moseyin]

weird
bc you were mostly naked all over

Matt Murdock | MCU | Legend

[sine_metu]

1. A client gave me a bottle of vodka today.
2. If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee and doughnuts.
3. You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned me with a dildo from across the room.
4. And God said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
5. text him.

3, switching to voice

[pursuitofcappiness]

In my defense, it didn't look like a dildo and I didn't know you'd just have one in the living room.

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel | Familiar

[doesntsing]

1. I seem to have inadvertently sparked a bidding war for my company tonight. Should I have set starting terms?

2. Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "unrelenting pain in the ass"?

3. I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining.

4. I called him my "big strong man" today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Hanukkah sweaters, here we come.

5. Sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful.

6. Text her.

4.

[motiontocompel]

Awww, that's really sweet! BSM sure sounds lucky.

Rumi | KPop Demon Hunters | Legend

[rumi_nation]

1. I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants

2. Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.

3. Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.

4. Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow

5. kick those demons in the teeth and tell them mama came to party

6.[Text her]

5

[oratoria]

Excuse me?

Hawks | My Hero Academia | Myth

[velocityraptor]

1. For some reason, I can’t sleep, I think I might be compromised.

2. You texted me last night to tell me you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congratulations, you made toast.

3. I don’t know where I am, but the food in the fridge looks awesome.

4. I’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

5. Did you put birdseed all over my doorstep?

6. Text him!

3.

[ms3meters]

...Is the curry in the fridge pink or blue?

raphael hamato | rise of the tmnt | legend

[supersmashbro]

1. Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.

2. I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere

3. ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea

4. text him!

1

[icicleinferno]

Why is his phone taped to the dog?

Toge Inumaki | Jujutsu Kaisen | Myth

[cursedwords]

1. I can’t take this anymore, I’m going on a baking spree.

2. Just because you dressed up like a brontosaurus doesn’t mean you can roar at my neighbours.

3. Not only did a random toaster end up on my counter last night, but it’s full of skittles.

4. If you’re looking for someone to hang out with, you can come over, I can’t put myself to sleep.

5. Text him!

4

[pursuitofcappiness]

Ouch, am I that boring?

bolin | legend of korra | familiar

[bolincredible]

1. I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.

2. Little spoons don't ask big questions

3. I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.

4. text him!

3

[icicleinferno]

Didn't the shower get cold after 45 minutes?

Razor | Genshin Impact | Legend

[iamawolf]

UN: Razor

1. Do not eat the bread on table. It is... very hard. Hurts bite.

2. It was too hot, at night. Entire pack spread out! The ground is not as nice.

3. We should eat... together, soon. I want to share food with you.

4. [Voice-to-Text mistranslation here, whatever it sent is definitely NOT what he said, but what was it?]

5. Wildcard.

3

[ms3meters]

Oh! That sounds like a threerific idea! I have lots of curry dishes I want you to try! When are you free?

Morgan Elsbeth }{ Star Wars }{ Myth

[survivingsister]

[1] Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but binders are not a good look on me.
[2] I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Folketsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
[3] I made that whipped coffee shit today. Took six pouches of instant espresso.
I can feel colors
[4] As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities