april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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Comments

[disastergod]

I will have to inquire about seeing if someone might be able to magically make one of these for my friend then. Perhaps they might be able to make it frog shaped...

[spktr]

We'll definitely need a dose of magic to help fortify things there...

[disastergod]

Alright, my head hurts just listening to you explain it. People who are just like us but on different paths, and people who assume our roles in different universes, do I have that right?

A Tony with blue eyes? I admit, I'm having a hard time picturing it.

As in...their trajectory has been altered somehow?

[sine_metu]

No.

[ Matt gets to his feet and walks stiffly to the kitchen to get a bottle of water. He feels through a few pill bottles for over the counter painkillers. ]

Are you going to babysit me all night?

[backwaterbelle]

Salt is the spice of life. Care to help me cook?

[da_champion]

I think I can provide a few things for that.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yes, there's a world where Peggy took the serum instead of me. And there's a world in which Loki went off to work with something called the Time Variance Authority and now he oversees a bunch of different universes.

I think he can explain it better than I can.

Pizza's on its way. Got that chair?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Good, then maybe you won't be going to look for another fight.

And I don't know, should I?

[ Once he's done bandaging Matt, he'll get up to cook. He's... not great. ]

[sine_metu]

[ He chuckles and shakes his head. ]

The way I was trained, I could go fight like this. If I had to. You want anything to drink?

[disastergod]

I have so many questions. And I'm not sure I want any of the answers.

I will keep an eye out for my brother then. Both versions of him.

I have procured a chair. And one for you as well of course. I have our drinks ready as well, if you'd like some.

[backwaterbelle]

It ain't exactly a finite fuel source, that's for sure.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I'll get myself a water. You want me to crack you open a beer?

[heypartner]

How do you think I made it to this ripe old age? I'm salt cured.

[backwaterbelle]

To each their own. That's why they have furry conventions, right?

[sine_metu]

Not after taking painkillers I don't.

[ He gestures around his head. ]

It'll dull my senses.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Unless you brought a flask from Asgard, I'll be having just water.

Okay. Weird question.

Has Loki ever apologized to you?

[geodesics]

I'm a redhead.

[smallbat]

Would your catsuit be purple?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Just water then.

I won't stay all night. But I might next time if you bleed through those bandages.

[ At least it seems like he can't screw this up too badly... ]

You usually do your own patching up?

[eggplanting]

naturally
and i'd have cool goggles and gloves with claws

[soloacts]

What was the occasion? Besides making him fall on his face?

[spktr]

A few?

[dathomirs]

Cal, is that you?

If it is, I mis-texted, but in that case I also take it back. I am absolutely hitting on you if you are my redhead.

[nonbinarystar]

I have never been to a furry convention, but I fully respect furries. I'd even try it out if any of my lovers wanted me to.

[dathomirs]

Thirteen sent us fashionable attire to wear to the scientific celebration; I liked it enough to actually try dancing in it.