april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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Comments

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[nonbinarystar]

That sounds like a fantastic and fun idea! The world should have more erotica of whatever tickles anyone's fancy or curiosity.

[backwaterbelle]

To each their own. That's why they have furry conventions, right?

[nonbinarystar]

I have never been to a furry convention, but I fully respect furries. I'd even try it out if any of my lovers wanted me to.

[backwaterbelle]

I've been both giant and furry, but I don't think that makes me a furry.

What animal would you be?

[nonbinarystar]

If you're into others being giant and furry, then you're a furry.

Last year, I briefly was a Familiar. I turned into both a seven headed Sumerian dragon and a lioness. Now the first would be perfect for a furry orgy wouldn't it?

[backwaterbelle]

Yeah, I'm not a furry.

That would be a lot to process even before getting down to orgy business. Seven heads is a lot.

[nonbinarystar]

Not everything is for everyone. That makes it more interesting.

It was, but I also had seven brains with which to process it. It was... really incredible.

[backwaterbelle]

Agreed. I'm certainly not everyone's cup of tea.

Damn. Were they working together or all separate voices speaking their opinions?
The latter's real rough.

[nonbinarystar]

I like a lot of kinds of tea.

They worked together. I think it's more like being an octopus, where the nervous system is distributed. Capable of working independently but all were me. One me. It was a lot even as that.

[backwaterbelle]

Do you like proper sweet tea?

Still lucky they all worked together. Last time I had a pile of voices bouncing around my head they were not working too well as a team. Gave me a headache.

[nonbinarystar]

I do, though I'm not sure I've had the most authentic sweet tea. I'm British.

I don't know if I would have gotten off the ground like that. I flew as a dragon, and it was a wonderful experience. Different from how I fly usually.

[backwaterbelle]

I can certainly rectify that. Though it might be too sweet for you.

One proverbial foot in front of the other, that's how. How do you usually fly?

[nonbinarystar]

I have quite the sweet tooth. I'll take the risk.

True enough. I usually turn into starlight and streak across the sky in an arc of light.

[backwaterbelle]

Then you and I will likely get along.

Oh that must be a beautiful sight. I'd love to see it some night. Do you grant wishes too, or is that just hearsay?

[nonbinarystar]

I'd like that, to hang out after chatting here sometime.

That's easy to arrange. I can even bring you with me. As for wishes, well, I could grant certain kinds of wishes. Like an outfit you've always wanted.

[backwaterbelle]

I would too. I'm still exploring Folkmore, so any suggestions would be great.

Even better, unless you'd enjoy a friendly race?

[When he mentions he actually can grant wishes, there's a tightening of hope in her chest. She quickly dashes that. There's no quick fix to her mutation. Still...]

Simple little things then?

[nonbinarystar]

Oh a race? I'd enjoy that.

If you can travel long distances quickly, there's beautiful lakes in Willow past the main easy to reach areas, incredible views atop rock formations in Cruel Summer, and everything in Tides. Enough you'll certainly like some of it.

I'm a love goddess and a war goddess and an underworld goddess. It has to be in my wheelhouse, and even then, not all gods are the same. I help, but in the end we are the best at resolving our own problems.

[backwaterbelle]

Then let's put it on the docket sometime when the weather's nice.

Oh thank you that sounds stunning and right up my alley. I'll take a peek when I can. Is there enough room for a picnic maybe? Snacks to go with a view always taste better.

Three different goddesses rolled into one? Quite a list of responsibilities you must have. Does that mean you're good at love when it comes to your own life? Or is it just as messy as us mere mortals?

[nonbinarystar]

Absolutely. I'd suggest an audience, but they wouldn't see much, would they.

As much room as you'd like by the lakes. A small picnic atop the rocks. It's not quite flat, so be careful things don't slide off.

Fortunately back home, I wasn't the only war goddess or underworld goddess. Though there's more than enough work to go around, god and human alike. Hearts are hearts. They get messy. It takes everyone involved to be good at love. Being honest gets you far.

[backwaterbelle]

I suspect not. Depending on the time of day and weather they might see one of us, but they'd have to be looking.

I appreciate it. Might have to take a friend up to join me when I go.

Those are some true words there. Love is messy. Every time things seem to be going well a wrench or two gets thrown into the mix.

[nonbinarystar]

Even less exciting than watching the marathon.

That sounds delightful.

People are messy, and so is our love. We don't need Thirteen or war or anything else big to make things messy. We're very good at doing that ourselves.

[backwaterbelle]

Hey now sugah. Some people live for that stuff. Not me, but some other folks.

We sure don't need help making all sorts of messes. Love or otherwise.

[nonbinarystar]

You are right. My apologies to everyone who enjoys that.

Simply put two or more people in a room, and mess is guaranteed to happen.

[backwaterbelle]

All ten of them accept your apologies.

It's one of my powers, making messes.

[nonbinarystar]

Good. I will continue to provide a show, as I do.

As is your divine/god-given right. Sometimes we even learn how to clean part of them up.