april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[spktr]

Alright alright

but if mysterious peanut butter man turns that absurdly large knife around on me, I know who to blame here.

[he's only teasing, he swears.]

[heyunderoos]

omg yeah! It's not like we intended to do anything to the car! It just happened! I had some lady get mad her window got broken during like a fight I had on street level and she was trying to make me pay for it??

some places actually have like huge bouncy castle festivals. we need one specifically for criminals to throw us into.

[heyunderoos]

I'm gonna hope your right, because I'm really feeling it right now.

The vomit taste obviously doesn't help even slightly with me forgetting it tbh

[spktr]

Could be fun to try! And then when we inevitably fail, your magic saves the day.

[heyunderoos]

Yeah, yeah, I know I would. I always (almost) stick the landing.

I'm not counting the billboard thing. ughhhh.

[heyunderoos]

No.

I'm going to find a water bottle and spritz you in the face.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I do.

I get to be anonymous here. It's kind of amazing.

[ He's not taking that for granted. ]

[volantes]

sure, i was invited out to go dancing at the club a while back
i got curious about what they had on the lower levels so i went to have a look

[tamethatfire]

[That's just fantastic- Oh no, wait. He can't come over. There's no room to hide the life-size Captain America she stole found!]

Never mind, I found a dress. :)
Where's that steak-cut fries heaven you spoke of?

[tamethatfire]

I would never beg!
That right there tells you how drunk I was.

[He would have tucked her in and she would have pouted endlessly aka until she passed out.]

Meet me in the gym when the elephants stop tap dancing in my head.
I'll show you.

[tamethatfire]

Why didn't you just say so?

[Gosh, these Englishmen!]

Alright, I'll put on trousers and come over.
Don't let him leave!

[sine_metu]

I mean you started with demands.
I teased you into begging.

[ She's so cute when she pouts at him. ]

Are you drinking water?
Did you take anything?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh. Well, I'm outside if you wanna hop on the bike.

[sine_metu]

You are one of the most well known people here. Still.

[sine_metu]

The billboard was in the way. I don't blame you.

[da_champion]

Alright, we'll try without magic.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Not in the same way I used to be. Here I'm just a neighborly guy.

Maybe it doesn't make a difference to you, but it makes a world of difference to me.

[ Now he pours everything into a dish to stick in the oven and cleans up some pans. ]

[smallbat]

Would the claws get in the way? Or would they be retractable?

[untitledshuos]

I am very much neither a blond nor pretty, though petite depends on your interpretation. I'm Jedao. Pleasure to meet you, supposedly not a unicorn from Neverland.

Are you a Familiar?

[sine_metu]

The oven runs 10 degrees cold. Turn it up higher.

[ Matt cooks and is aware of these oddities. He can feel the temperature difference. ]

People know too much about me here.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You think so? Your secret's safe with everyone. You don't have to tell them. But, on everyone's home it's like they're the ones living out our roles.

[ He cranks the oven up higher and goes back to cleaning up. ]

[necrosavior]

Eeeeeexactly. One of the easiest ways to work your way out of the briar patch.

[sine_metu]

I don't plan on telling anyone but this place reveals your secrets. Forces them out of you.

[somethingrevolutionary]

I have faith in you.

Yes yes, the mysterious peanut butter man. [ She's smiling. ]

[pursuitofcappiness]

Guess so. But ... most people try not to look. 'Cause they don't want it happening to them.

I know it's not the same, but.

Those days, you could also just... stay home.