april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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Comments

[survivalthroughhate]

Most of my victims haven't come back from the dead. It's not something I am used to dealing with.

And I've already been honest enough with Obi-Wan. Why do you think I haven't tried to kill him again? He doesn't need to be burdened anymore with the shadows of my past than he already is.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You might even make a friend.

[ihadstrings]

.......The last time I made friends it didn't work out so well.

[Of course, as with most things in his life, Ultron was reluctant to take responsibility for that.]

[peaceistheway]

Facile excuses and evasions.

Forgive me for fooling myself for a moment into believing you might engage with me as an actual person.

I am not a shadow, Maul. Yours or Obi-Wan's.

[survivalthroughhate]

You are a very difficult and vexing woman. I can see how you and your sister are related now.

You want to know the truth? No, it did not give me peace or healing, but neither of those was what I was after. I was angry and in pain and wanted everyone else around me to be angry and in pain as well. I wanted people to suffer the way I had suffered for fourteen long years. And I am supremely good at getting what I want most of the time.

[peaceistheway]

I am puzzled. Are you attempting to brag, or conceding that you failed?

[pursuitofcappiness]

What, Wanda and Pietro?

[necrosavior]

As much as I've eaten most everywhere I can, Tides being an exception because huge, I'm not sure what I'd say the best pizza place is. Possibly my spoon because all my desires for the pizza get translated into reality.

[punderworldgod]

All knowing, perhaps. Not all wise. Pretty sure wisdom is her dump stat.
Somewhat remember. Not entirely/as in depth. But hey, I'll take that.

[licensetocrane]

okay two questions
would they know you were the one who murdered the rest of the world probably including some loved ones
and do you have ANY idea how to improve morale in such a situation

[vostokoff]

Most people would not be able to break those handcuffs with relatively minor effort.

I am quite strong and flexible myself, and I have personal interest in a number of hobbies.
The possibilities are extensive.
Of course there are the obvious ones if you were in bed anyway.

[ It could be a joke. Regardless he is attractive, she has no problem acknowledging that. ]

[licensetocrane]

LOL im gonna remember that shade
but yeah i guess side benefit is gettin some new info on the side

[disastergod]

Still feels like the rug is about to pulled from under my feet at any given moment.

Well, you drive a hard bargain, Rogers. Suppose I'll have to indulge, just for you.

[disastergod]

Really? A whole bunch of us?

I suppose Mjolnir would be considered mythological from a Midgardian's perspective. But yes.

[disastergod]

I hope you'll continue to do what you do. And if I can help, please let me know.

Well, that's their mistake right there. Only focusing on size and not how to best balance that size. I can't say that I have but that sounds delightful. Anything that involves the beach is excellent.

Excellent! This movie night sounds like a feast already. What can I bring?

[disastergod]

Not yet no.

[Thor's 'brand of honesty' either goes well or is a total disaster; there's never any in between, in his experience.]

I do try. Gets me in trouble more often than not though.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Geez Thor, don't make it sound like such a chore.

I'll leave the door open.

Oh and if you see an alligator - that's just Loki.

[a_normal_man]

I don't know all of them, but off the top of my head, there's Tony, Steve and Bucky.

Oh and also there's a guy named Loki, but I'm not sure if he's with them or not.

[silent_butdeadly]

[That earns her a silent chuckle and he nods:] Deal. As long as you don't go around telling people my age.

[He sits in front of us with his cup and the plates of cookies. He hums as he blows lightly on the hot liquid in the cup before taking a careful sip.]

I do. There is a Spider-Man in my world. [He doesn't give out more details that could reveal that the masked hero is Peter. Even if in his world, there's no one left to know their real identities, he understands the value of anonymity.]

We were part of a small group of survivors that was trying to save the rest of humanity. Something like a Thursday night for you, I'm guessing. [he adds with a small smile that doesn't really reaches his eyes.]

[backwaterbelle]

I'll be sure to make an effort. Thanks sugar

[backwaterbelle]

I'll throw you in the group chat.

[Which will either be a brilliant idea or absolutely horrible. Time will tell. Either way, she's certain it'll be entertaining.]

Are you saying that you're difficult to topple because you do yoga? That sounds like a challenge there sugar.

Any snacks you deem necessary. And probably a giant bean bag bed/chair.

[Because she wants to watch him carrying it and then trying to shove it through the front door.]

[backwaterbelle]

Then let's put it on the docket sometime when the weather's nice.

Oh thank you that sounds stunning and right up my alley. I'll take a peek when I can. Is there enough room for a picnic maybe? Snacks to go with a view always taste better.

Three different goddesses rolled into one? Quite a list of responsibilities you must have. Does that mean you're good at love when it comes to your own life? Or is it just as messy as us mere mortals?

[soloacts]

Deal. [She chews on a cookie, looking around the place.] I know there are a couple Spider-Men here in the city too. I've run into both of them.

[One had been a far more awkward meeting than the other, since that Peter had gotten all weird upon learning her name. Gwen wishes she didn't know the reason why, but she did without him even needing to tell her.

Stopping in her next bite of cookie, she lowers it from her mouth, a pit forming in her stomach as his words catch up with her. Clearly something pretty terrible had happened in his reality.] Uh, I don't know about that... survivors from what?

[nonbinarystar]

Absolutely. I'd suggest an audience, but they wouldn't see much, would they.

As much room as you'd like by the lakes. A small picnic atop the rocks. It's not quite flat, so be careful things don't slide off.

Fortunately back home, I wasn't the only war goddess or underworld goddess. Though there's more than enough work to go around, god and human alike. Hearts are hearts. They get messy. It takes everyone involved to be good at love. Being honest gets you far.

[punderworldgod]

It's a great one. What's your dump stat?
Take all the side benefits you can grab. That's how I attended so many talks in uni. Free food.