april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[punderworldgod]

All knowing, perhaps. Not all wise. Pretty sure wisdom is her dump stat.
Somewhat remember. Not entirely/as in depth. But hey, I'll take that.

[licensetocrane]

LOL im gonna remember that shade
but yeah i guess side benefit is gettin some new info on the side

[punderworldgod]

It's a great one. What's your dump stat?
Take all the side benefits you can grab. That's how I attended so many talks in uni. Free food.

[licensetocrane]

height
im tiny but im a queen in every other way

(...okay so probably strength ig)

[punderworldgod]

Plenty of short queens in the world.
Queen Victoria was 5'.
To be literal about it.

[licensetocrane]

she still got 4 inches on me
is she the one that is famously not amused

[punderworldgod]

You still have 3 inches on the tallest hobbit ever.
She's famously a lot of things, and that description could fit so many queens.
Not a very amused lot.

[licensetocrane]

woo taller than hobbits
otoh i can fit into air vents real good so you know
bonus

[punderworldgod]

You can totally take Gollum in a fight.
Oh a slam dunk on that role in a heist, eh?
I don't fit into vents nearly as well. Large square shoulders and all.

[licensetocrane]

thats all right you can be the muscle
i mean youre a god you can be anything you want but
thats kind of a hilarious image

lost this tag somehow oops

[punderworldgod]

I am great muscle. I was one of the best in a fight, even of the gods.
Not everyone's a war god.
Or has experience.
The benefit of Folkmore means I can turn into a house cat and do just fine.
Usually more a lion type, but that won't fit in the vent any better.

all good!

[licensetocrane]

oh so what youre sayin is you can fit in wherever the heist group needs u
see thats pretty awesome

[punderworldgod]

Clearly I should go into thievery.
I've even been the DM in D&D. I should be an excellent mastermind.

[licensetocrane]

oh you too huh? love me some sadism
i mean DMing

[punderworldgod]

DMs and players are both sadists and masochists.
It goes both ways.
A while ago, there weren't enough people interested in getting a table going.
Or LARP, my beloved. Even better.

[licensetocrane]

aw man id totally be down for a game
and larp i never tried but it depends on what kind
i think id have to go NOPE if i had to see a room full of cosplay wizards

[punderworldgod]

Only if you saw a room of poorly cosplayed wizards.
Or those without any good hearted spirit.
Those being creepy dicks are no matter where you're at, a table or a LARP.
We did vampire LARP in this cave system. Amazing stuff.

[licensetocrane]

okay yeah point granted
idk why but theres a buncha old guys dressed in raggedy robes wandering ny theyre a legit plague
and they smell of moldy cabbage
and quote gandalf
badly

[punderworldgod]

Some of that mold must have gone to their head.
Affected their memories.
RIP nerds. Rest in peace. Down boy.

[licensetocrane]

LMAOOO
yeah every hobbys got their weirdos ig
said with affection
(mostly)

[punderworldgod]

Weirdos. Creeps.
It's our responsibility to say piss off to the creeps.
Did that to a DM once.
The plot always involved the beautiful lady falling for him.

[licensetocrane]

ew yeah
i blew off a DM once b/c he just kept giving me mass favoritism in game
because HE wanted a date of course
i aint got time for that

[punderworldgod]

Creepy and lowers the quality of the game.
Either is unacceptable on its own.
Together? Get lost, loser.

[licensetocrane]

glad you think so
if i ever run into him again ill tell him a god thinks hes a loser
itll go down well

[punderworldgod]

Say it with confidence.
Even if he doesn't really believe you, part of him will be stuck with doubts and wonder.
He should think about it a little harder.
Wouldn't want a god pissed at him.