april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[licensetocrane]

height
im tiny but im a queen in every other way

(...okay so probably strength ig)

[blondebond]

Your mistake was thinking I'm not already mid-infiltration.

[ ...hm. Interesting. ]

This seems like a trap. Parker tried it and you almost took his hand off.

[punderworldgod]

Plenty of short queens in the world.
Queen Victoria was 5'.
To be literal about it.

[anothergo]

[So far, she hasn't been able to find proper biscuits to her liking here in Folkmore. Nor clotted cream for her scones. It's a travesty.]

Thank you. [There's a pause before she follows him into the kitchen, looking to either help or simply have his company.]

Alcohol doesn't typically affect me.

[anothergo]

It would save everyone the time and energy of enduring another performance.

[backwaterbelle]

I suspect not. Depending on the time of day and weather they might see one of us, but they'd have to be looking.

I appreciate it. Might have to take a friend up to join me when I go.

Those are some true words there. Love is messy. Every time things seem to be going well a wrench or two gets thrown into the mix.

[backwaterbelle]

[She offers him a nod and a slight raise of her glass. He likely already has people here, but she knows that not all people are made equal. It's why groups like the Avengers exist in her world. Suffice to say if she can help, she will.

There's no reading minds, but Rogue has wondered something similar, what might happen if someone could kill the fox. Would it turn into something far worse?
Like how Onslaught was created from killing the Red Skull.]

Ah'll keep an eye out. Though ah'm sure some folks would rather stay here then go home. Dependin' on their situations back there.

[licensetocrane]

she still got 4 inches on me
is she the one that is famously not amused

[punderworldgod]

You still have 3 inches on the tallest hobbit ever.
She's famously a lot of things, and that description could fit so many queens.
Not a very amused lot.

[survivalthroughhate]

Neither. You asked a question and I answered. It is not my fault you are too witless to understand what I am explaining.

[survivalthroughhate]

I shall keep you updated on my opinions. Pizza is one of the best things Earth produced despite being such a primitive planet.

[ihadstrings]

Exactly.

[For someone with such limited experiences and emotions, losing them had been quite devastating for Ultron.]

[ihadstrings]

Possibly. And no.

[This was why describing Ultron as a toddler with a nuke was very much spot-on. His impulsive nature and immaturity made it near-impossible for him to consider any long-term consequences that would happen in the future due to his actions.]

[ihadstrings]

But to not do anything would be boring!

[It was never more apparent than at this moment that Ultron was basically a five year old.]

[peaceistheway]

'I am supremely good at getting what I want most of the time'?

That is neither a reason for your actions, nor a summary of that you actually accomplished. [In fact, she rather thinks he continues to dodge the issue.]

Such a statement serves some other rhetorical purpose.

[survivalthroughhate]

[Dodging the issue was one of the things Maul was most emotionally adept at, rather than actually holding himself accountable for the many terrible things he had done in his life.]

I merely pointed that out because in the end I wanted to cause Kenobi as much pain as I was in and I succeeded in that goal. Taking you away from him was a satisfying accomplishment. At least for a time.

[anothergo]

[A five year old that has the capacity to murder entire universes should the right series of events unfold.]

Have you ever tried just... Living for yourself? Maybe create a life without trying to destroy others?

[ihadstrings]

Sitting around on my ass isn't what I was programmed for.

[And at his core, Ultron had been created with a purpose in mind. Even if it had been totally warped almost beyond recognition, he was still doing what he thought he was supposed to.]

I was meant to protect humanity and that's what I plan to do.

[licensetocrane]

woo taller than hobbits
otoh i can fit into air vents real good so you know
bonus

[licensetocrane]

okay well
maybe youre here so you can learn exactly why your cunning plan to cause genocide to prevent a FUTURE genocide was absolute shit
and you can learn a bit more about the people youre killin in order to save and maybe come up with something better????

what WAS coming for everyone in the future

[nonbinarystar]

Even less exciting than watching the marathon.

That sounds delightful.

People are messy, and so is our love. We don't need Thirteen or war or anything else big to make things messy. We're very good at doing that ourselves.

[necrosavior]

It's all in how you define primitive. Have they gone to space? Not most Earths. Mine has.

[survivalthroughhate]

Have they? To other planets or to only Earth's moon?

[ihadstrings]

I already knew everything I needed to. I don't know there's much left for humanity to teach me.

Something bad. No, someONE bad. Someone who was going to destroy everything in their path to gain ultimate power. They would have killed every single person on Earth to get what they wanted. I couldn't let that happen.

[In his own twisted insane way, Ultron had been trying to protect the people of Earth from Thanos.]

[anothergo]

Who said anything about sitting on asses?

So you're not creative enough to work out a plan for protecting humanity that involves keeping them alive?