april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[backwaterbelle]

Then we should get along just fine.

[She's used to charismatic men with a penchant for dramatic flair.]

And what if there's just too much baggage to work through for the love. Not that it matters. He ain't here and I doubt he'd choose to go with the fox.

[Famous last fucking words Rogue.]

lost this tag somehow oops

[punderworldgod]

I am great muscle. I was one of the best in a fight, even of the gods.
Not everyone's a war god.
Or has experience.
The benefit of Folkmore means I can turn into a house cat and do just fine.
Usually more a lion type, but that won't fit in the vent any better.

[nonbinarystar]

I am pleased. I find you charming.

He's not here, so you can work through your baggage for yourself. For your own sake. Then, if he shows up—never underestimate a fox—you'll be in a better position for it not to be too much baggage. If it still is? Whether the love works out or not, you're still better off doing what you can about it. Coming to terms. Don't fuck up what comes next because shit was fucked up in the past.

[survivalthroughhate]

[He grinned and gave a small, overexaggerated bow.]

And with that in mind, I believe I am tired enough now for sleep. So I shall bid you good night.

1/4

[ihadstrings]

[He started to type out an answer but then it occurred to him.]

2/4

[ihadstrings]

[Wait.]

3/4

[ihadstrings]

[Was she right?]

[ihadstrings]

[He had to sit down and think for a while before he was able to go back and type out another answer. Peggy had almost broken him with that logic.]

So evolve into something better like I was trying to do with humanity?

all good!

[licensetocrane]

oh so what youre sayin is you can fit in wherever the heist group needs u
see thats pretty awesome

[necrosavior]

It's been a pleasure, Maul. Sleep well.

[punderworldgod]

Clearly I should go into thievery.
I've even been the DM in D&D. I should be an excellent mastermind.

[licensetocrane]

oh you too huh? love me some sadism
i mean DMing

[punderworldgod]

DMs and players are both sadists and masochists.
It goes both ways.
A while ago, there weren't enough people interested in getting a table going.
Or LARP, my beloved. Even better.

[licensetocrane]

aw man id totally be down for a game
and larp i never tried but it depends on what kind
i think id have to go NOPE if i had to see a room full of cosplay wizards

[punderworldgod]

Only if you saw a room of poorly cosplayed wizards.
Or those without any good hearted spirit.
Those being creepy dicks are no matter where you're at, a table or a LARP.
We did vampire LARP in this cave system. Amazing stuff.

[anothergo]

A little less evolve or die and more try to be better despite how you were programmed.

[ihadstrings]

My programming is just FINE, tyvm!

[anothergo]

Is it though? It was made by two imperfect humans after all.

[licensetocrane]

okay yeah point granted
idk why but theres a buncha old guys dressed in raggedy robes wandering ny theyre a legit plague
and they smell of moldy cabbage
and quote gandalf
badly

[ihadstrings]

[Now he was wondering if he could be perfect since he was created out of imperfection. Ultron felt so confused right now.]

So evolve my way into perfection?

[He wasn't quite hitting the mark yet but A for effort.]

[anothergo]

Perfection has always been a difficult goal to achieve, for sentient life and machines alike. I'd start with trying to be better each day. Since evolution isn't a quick process by definition.

[punderworldgod]

Some of that mold must have gone to their head.
Affected their memories.
RIP nerds. Rest in peace. Down boy.

[licensetocrane]

LMAOOO
yeah every hobbys got their weirdos ig
said with affection
(mostly)

[punderworldgod]

Weirdos. Creeps.
It's our responsibility to say piss off to the creeps.
Did that to a DM once.
The plot always involved the beautiful lady falling for him.

[ihadstrings]

Hmmmm, a slow path to evolve? I'm not one much for patience. But I guess that's the first thing to work on when it comes to evolving into the best version of myself.