april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[punderworldgod]

DMs and players are both sadists and masochists.
It goes both ways.
A while ago, there weren't enough people interested in getting a table going.
Or LARP, my beloved. Even better.

[licensetocrane]

aw man id totally be down for a game
and larp i never tried but it depends on what kind
i think id have to go NOPE if i had to see a room full of cosplay wizards

[punderworldgod]

Only if you saw a room of poorly cosplayed wizards.
Or those without any good hearted spirit.
Those being creepy dicks are no matter where you're at, a table or a LARP.
We did vampire LARP in this cave system. Amazing stuff.

[licensetocrane]

okay yeah point granted
idk why but theres a buncha old guys dressed in raggedy robes wandering ny theyre a legit plague
and they smell of moldy cabbage
and quote gandalf
badly

[punderworldgod]

Some of that mold must have gone to their head.
Affected their memories.
RIP nerds. Rest in peace. Down boy.

[licensetocrane]

LMAOOO
yeah every hobbys got their weirdos ig
said with affection
(mostly)

[punderworldgod]

Weirdos. Creeps.
It's our responsibility to say piss off to the creeps.
Did that to a DM once.
The plot always involved the beautiful lady falling for him.

[licensetocrane]

ew yeah
i blew off a DM once b/c he just kept giving me mass favoritism in game
because HE wanted a date of course
i aint got time for that

[punderworldgod]

Creepy and lowers the quality of the game.
Either is unacceptable on its own.
Together? Get lost, loser.

[licensetocrane]

glad you think so
if i ever run into him again ill tell him a god thinks hes a loser
itll go down well

[punderworldgod]

Say it with confidence.
Even if he doesn't really believe you, part of him will be stuck with doubts and wonder.
He should think about it a little harder.
Wouldn't want a god pissed at him.

[licensetocrane]

you got it
of course first id have to see him again huh

[punderworldgod]

Unfortunately true, but you can still hold this card for whenever it's truly necessary.
Him or his ilk.

[licensetocrane]

oh dont mind if i do
i mean usually i just commit violence but variety is cool

[punderworldgod]

It's good to have more tools in your toolbox.
Violence is only one.

[licensetocrane]

i mean its a fun one
but point taken sometimes you cant just hit your problems with a baseball bat

[punderworldgod]

It's great when blunt force trauma is the answer.
LARP and D&D wouldn't be nearly so much fun if it always were.

[licensetocrane]

well
fun for me not so much other people
but if were not ALL having fun what is the point? im willin to be less violent on occasion

[punderworldgod]

Come now, don't you enjoy puzzles, clues, being clever?
Storytelling?
It's your childhood playing pretend taken to a whole new level.

[licensetocrane]

oh yeah those are all fun as long as lives arent on the line
but like larp and stuff yeah!! for sure
i just like beating things up a normal amount

[punderworldgod]

It's nice when things don't have to be solved by violence.
I've just seen a lot that has to be solved by violence.
But hey, war god.

[licensetocrane]

ahh
yeah look more seriously i would way prefer things didnt have to settle with violence
im thinking on a really basic level you know
wars suck
but hey philosophy time: if youre a war god does that mean you influence wars or do people just like
go to war and blame you

[punderworldgod]

Violence is terrible.
Sometimes the only thing worse is letting shit stand the way it is.
It means people expect you to win their wars for them. They may not like you most the time, but hey now they need you. Come on now.

[licensetocrane]

wow
dude that sucks im sorry
do you have a choice can you tell them to get lost

[punderworldgod]

There's always a choice. They simply always have consequences.
Plus the whole some battles need to get won thing.
Even if someone's an asshole, someone else is being worse.