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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
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1. I'm hungry. But I've been banned from all the All You Can Eat Restaurants. What do I do?

2. You know that kind of cuddling where you want to cuddle something until it stops breathing but you don't want to kill it? It's that kind of cuddle mood I'm in.

3. Just once I wanna be the big spoon to someone who isn't my cat. Is that too much to ask?

4. The pain really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3-second bursts! And we both know I've dealt with way worse.

5. Text her!

Yeah, I know what you mean. Like you just need to hold on to someone as hard as possible. You don't even need to be laying or sitting down; you could just cling to them while they did stuff around the house.

Yes, exactly, I wanna be like a backpack.

Well, thankfully you're small; you could be a backpack for anyone.

Can I be your backpack?

Sure.

[ A pause. ]

Actually, I have an idea. How would you like a trip around Gram?

As a backpack or just in general?

Yes. :P

[ SO HELPFUL. ]

You better clarify cause I refuse to be blamed for tackling you for cuddles.

Just trust me. I promise you'll get all the cuddles you want.

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Put on a wig, a pair of glasses, and use a different accent. Problem solved!

... If this is another joke, Maul, I'm gonna wonder how the heck we were friends.

I'm serious! The spirits aren't too bright, most of them running those places will likely be fooled.

I... dunno... I've never actually worn a wig.

......Can you even FIT a wig over all that hair??

Um... no, probably not, actually. And cutting it wouldn't do any good, it'd just all grow back. [Instantly.]

Well, maybe you can achieve the same effect putting it all under a very large hat?

Yes, it's a terrible feeling.

Is there someone in particular you wanted to cuddle half to death?

My cat back home or my fiancé are the biggest... cravings, I guess. But honestly, I just wanna cuddle.

I've never had the pleasure of being a cat's favorite person, but I do understand the feeling of wanting to hold someone and be held.

...Why have they done that?

Oh... because they lose money when I enter the building.

That sounds like a them problem.

I mean... I think it's just they don't expect one girl to eat so much and want to keep enough food for other customers, too.

Then they should allow you to make a reservation and plan their kitchen accordingly.

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