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[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
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Comments

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

[doesntsing]

1. I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb.

2. He expects a blow job at the movies but won't pay for popcorn? Does he know it's not 1957 anymore?

3. The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was "Tits On A Stick".

4. My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car.

5. He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears a yarmulke to cover his bald spot.

6. Text her.

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[da_champion]

End him.

[doesntsing]

Physically or on stage?

[da_champion]

I was thinking stab him in the ribs. I can even show you where to make it quick and mostly painless.

[doesntsing]

I never realized how helpful it would be to have you as a friend.

[da_champion]

I'm an amazing friend!

Ask anyone.

[doesntsing]

I don't have to! You're proving it right here.

Murder is probably frowned upon by the fox though, right?

[da_champion]

It won't stick. People come back when they die.

But I can show you other places to stab that won't kill but it'll hurt them a lot.

[doesntsing]

Oh, that sounds like a good skill to have.

[da_champion]

Stop by the farm for a lesson whenever you'd like then.