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[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

[faithfulson]

The way you say adorable makes it sound like a bad thing, you know.

[survivalthroughhate]

I'm just being honest. If I said you came off as some ferocious, intimidating person you'd know I was lying.

[faithfulson]

Hey, I can be intimidating!

[survivalthroughhate]

Right. Uh-huh. Sure.

[faithfulson]

I can be! There are stormtroopers that have seen me and run away.

[survivalthroughhate]

Stormtroopers also run away from Ewoks. That's not a hard bar to clear.

[faithfulson]

To be fair, Ewoks are vicious. You know they tried to cook Han, Chewie, and me when we first encountered them?

[survivalthroughhate]

That does not surprise me. Having read up on the fauna that exist on that planet, small wonder Stormtroopers do not intimidate them. They're used to dealing with things far larger and more dangerous.

No, you did not! To be fair, they probably consider anything not an Ewok fair game to eat, so you all probably looked delicious by their standards.

[faithfulson]

Oh wait, it gets better.

Did I ever tell you about my droid, C-3PO?

[survivalthroughhate]

Briefly. You mentioned he was a fussbudget.

[faithfulson]

Well, the Ewoks have a legend about a golden being that will descend from the sky........

[survivalthroughhate]

NO. They did NOT see him as fulfilling their prophecy!

[faithfulson]

They did.

We were going to be the main course in a banquet to honor him.

[survivalthroughhate]

[It took a while for Maul's next reply to come in.]

Sorry about that pause. I dropped my Relic from laughing too hard.

[faithfulson]

I had a feeling.

So yes, I will never disrespect an ewok after all that. We were lucky to get out of there.

[survivalthroughhate]

You've always had a ridiculous amount of luck. Were I in your place, they would have barbecued me over an open fire and eaten me with a spicy sauce.

[faithfulson]

No, I'm sure you'll do what I did: scare them by making 3PO float over the fire pit.

[survivalthroughhate]

I suppose that’s one way to intimidate a tribe of murderous bear sapients!