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February-March 2024 Test Drive Meme
February-March 2024 TDM
Introduction
Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Test Drive Meme! Please feel free to test drive any and all characters regardless of your intent to apply or whether you have an invite or not.
All TDMs are game canon and work like "mini-events". For new players and characters, you can choose to have your TDM thread be your introduction thread upon acceptance or start fresh. Current players are also allowed to have in-game characters post to the TDM so long as they mark their top levels ‘Current Character.’
TDM threads can be used for spoon spending at any time by characters accepted into the game.
Playing and interacting with the TDMs will allow characters to immediately obtain canon items from homes especially weapons or other things they may have had on their person when they were pulled from their worlds! There will always be a prompt that provides some sort of "reward" to characters who complete certain tasks.
🦊 New Star Children meet the Fox still in their worlds, and she brings them into the new realm of Folkmore. As you follow her, your body begins to change and new characteristics emerge. These may stay for a while, or perhaps they will hide away after. And during all of this, the Fox explains to you where you will be going: to Folkmore.
and then... you fall like a shooting star, falling to the land in a burst of starlight.
🦊 Experienced Star Children are already familiar with this time of the month. There are shooting stars all across the sky, and some fall to the land, which means the Fox has brought new arrivals. These newly arrived Star Children will face some tests, but Thirteen wants the more seasoned residents to participate as well.
Perhaps you follow the falling stars on your own, or perhaps the Fox simply teleports you there, but it appears you too will be part of this.
Content Warnings: Power Nullification, Potential Kidnapping, Potential Animal Spirit Harm
The island of Never Fade can no longer be seen in the sky from elsewhere in Folkmore, enclosed within a large purple tinted cloud. Within that cloud, the island is under water—a dreamy purple underwater that all Star Children can breath in if they breath and function in if they function on electricity, so on and so forth. It causes no more difficulties than reduced visibility and greater effort to walk. It's even possible to swim underneath the island, so long as Star Children make sure to make landfall before they get too exhausted and… well… fall.
Friendnapped
Spread the Love
The island of Never Fade can no longer be seen in the sky from elsewhere in Folkmore, enclosed within a large purple tinted cloud. Within that cloud, the island is under water—a dreamy purple underwater that all Star Children can breath in if they breath and function in if they function on electricity, so on and so forth. It causes no more difficulties than reduced visibility and greater effort to walk. It's even possible to swim underneath the island, so long as Star Children make sure to make landfall before they get too exhausted and… well… fall.
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The purple water has streaks of silver shot throughout it. Beware, these silver streaks neutralize powers, canon and role abilities alike, for at least an hour. A neutralized Legend won't be able to sense others in danger. A neutralized Myth won't sense danger coming. A neutralized Familiar won't be able to shapeshift to help others. That may set of a danger alarm but not any spidey-sense. These silver streaks are harbingers of spirits recently returned to Folkmore thanks to donations at the Shattered Spoon Shrine: lonely sharks.
The source of the silver streaks in the water, these silver gray sharks swim up and gently bite people. These bites make people go instantly limp but otherwise don't do any damage. They won't even break the skin. Once limp, the lonely sharks take theirpreynew best friends down to a cave or grotto off the underside of Never Fade. These caves are full of silver water, saturated by the magic of lonely sharks, and the entrances are covered by a thin silver barrier that prevents Star Children from leaving. That means should a Star Child track down where someone is being kept, should they enter its home, they too will be trapped there.
Being held by the lonely sharks isn't the worst experience. These spirits will try to please their new friends, giving them their favorite foods and perhaps even an item from home. This may even be a weapon or magical item. Mind, the magic of these items will be neutralized in the shark's cave. It is possible to fight a lonely shark, even to kill one, but that will only be a temporary measure. Star Children will remain trapped and have to wait for the lonely shark to revive—with even more golden cracks than before. In the end, the only way to escape are hugs, cuddles, and other measures of friendship. Once all the golden cracks have thinned and disappeared, Star Children can leave.
Spread the Love
By the time mid-March comes around, most of the lonely sharks have been fully healed and no longer kidnap Star Children. Instead they swim the None of the Above tunnels below the island's surface, where they provide guidance to Star Children who ask them how to get somewhere. If Star Children have nowhere particular in mind, the lonely sharks encourage Star Children to make their way toward the Shattered Spoon Shrine.
The lonely sharks still create silver streaks in the water that neutralize powers, but they will accompany Star Children and warn them of some of the dangers. When voices call their names, the sharks will snuggle up against Star Children to provide comfort. They're devoted to helping Star Children reach the shrine. Once there, they will encourage the Star Children to donate Lore to one of the broken spoons there, each spoon representing spirits who have left, spirits who became shells of themselves from lack of lore, or ghosts.
Star Children who donate Lore will find their companion lonely shark presenting them with an item from home. This may even be a weapon or magical item. Mind, the magic will be neutralized until the Star Child has spent at least an hour away from the silvery water lonely sharks create. Lonely sharks will happily spend as much time with Star Children as they're willing but will show the way back to the surface either via LIM (Lavender Institute of the Mind) or the None of the Above tunnels.
- Never Fade is underwater within a cloud.
- Silver streaks in the water neutralize powers, both canon and Role based.
- Lonely sharks kidnap Star Children and take them to caves on the underside of Never Fade.
- Star Children who find those caves are trapped too.
- Escape by hugs, cuddles, and being friends.
- By the second month, most lonely sharks are healed and found in the tunnels.
- Lonely sharks guide Star Children to the Shattered Spoon Shrine to donate Lore to help others.
- Either when captive or once donating Lore, lonely sharks will give Star Children an item from home.
Content Warnings: Forced Relocation, Potential Secret Revelation, Potential Coerced Physical Intimacy
With the wide range of Star Children from many different worlds, sharing similarities, it's no surprise when moments of deja vu happen. That sense of the familiar with the new, the sense of something that happened before without quite being able to place it… or perhaps it being impossible. Regardless, when that connective moment happens, the Star Children involved are transported to a windmill home from the Cloud Colonies. They land together on a couch before a large television with all the makings of a movie night. There could be wine and cheese. There could be soda and popcorn. There could be tea or other hot beverages. There's a cozy blanket (only one). The movie has already been selected, and it starts playing.
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Remake
With the wide range of Star Children from many different worlds, sharing similarities, it's no surprise when moments of deja vu happen. That sense of the familiar with the new, the sense of something that happened before without quite being able to place it… or perhaps it being impossible. Regardless, when that connective moment happens, the Star Children involved are transported to a windmill home from the Cloud Colonies. They land together on a couch before a large television with all the makings of a movie night. There could be wine and cheese. There could be soda and popcorn. There could be tea or other hot beverages. There's a cozy blanket (only one). The movie has already been selected, and it starts playing.
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The movie is roughly based off one of the Star Children's lives, specifically for the Star Child that experience deja vu and triggered this experience. Regardless of the moment of deja vu, the plot of the movie is based off of some real or potential relationship—romantic or queer platonic—in their life. That Star Child can recognize some similarities immediately. If they had any doubts, they get a text message on their relic as the movie starts:
You need to get closer with your companion(s). You can either talk about what happened (or didn't) or not talk wink wink about it with them. The choice is yours (and theirs)! Have fun!
It's possible to ignore the message, at least for a while. The longer the movie plays, the more apparent it becomes that it's based off that Star Child. The starring character's clothes will change to resemble theirs. The cadence of their voice will shift to imitate theirs. Their facial features will shift. These changes will become more and more heavy handed as the movie goes on until even the most clueless companion will have real trouble not picking up on it. It may get harder and harder to distract them from talking about it! There's no pause button, and the only way to mute the movie is to *ahem* distract themselves from it until it becomes an indistinct background murmur.
Remake
If any Star Children thought this experience might have been a Valentine's Day prank, they'll be poorly mistaken come mid-March when it continues with a twist. The movie less closely resembles any one Star Child's life (whew?)… because it blends the lives of all those present together into a new story. One character is based off each Star Child, and it fits the other Star Child into the role of someone who was or could have been emotionally and/or physically intimate with them. If they had any doubts, each Star child gets a text message on their relic as the movie starts:
You need to get closer with your companion(s). You can either talk about what happened (or didn't) or not talk wink wink about it with them. The choice is yours (and theirs)! Have fun!
Not only does each Star Child have to decide what approach they want to take, but the other Star Child may pick up on what they're putting down! One Star Child may want to talk it out, but the other one desperately doesn't. Oh noes, how shall it be resolved? Well, the longer it takes, the more clearly the film demonstrates one way they could resolve it—a fictionalized ending, happy or sad or bittersweet or anything else, between the characters as they more closely resemble those watching them on the sofa. No one's free until they have a heart to heart or a something to something else. Any physical intimacy can do.
- Experience a moment of deja vu and get transported to a cozy living room in a Cloud Colony windmill.
- For the first month, the 'host' Star Child gets a text letting them know to get intimate—emotionally or physically.
- For the second month, all Star Children get that text.
- For the first month, the movie is based on the 'host' Star Child's experiences, what did or could have happened. As the movie progresses, it becomes more and more obvious that's the case.
- For the second month, the movie is a story blending Star Children's experiences together. That too will become more obvious over time.
- Some form of intimacy is the only way out!

Tavenlan "Tav" Myani ❖ Baldur's Gate 3 ❖ Legend
ii. Spread the Love
iii. Headliner
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The half-orc definitely perked when someone else was dragged into the cave, yellow eyes darting from the half-elf to the shark consideringly. He could let the pair duke it out, but he'd tried slipping out while the shark was away, and found the path barred.]
I wouldn't if I were you, [Offered in a dry sort of drawl from where he'd posted up for the moment to think on his next move.] Way out's blocked by some sorta magic. Kill our host there or chase 'em off and we might just be stuck for good.
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Though the stranger could be correct, there's an equally good chance that getting rid of the creature might break whatever enchantment is apparently keeping them both here. Tav weighs up his options, clearly frustrated, then scowls and lets out an agitated sound.]
Let's say you're right. [Let's say, because he's not completely bull-headed.] What's your alternative?
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But when the other seems to calm even that little bit, a faint bit of tension bleeds from the set of the half-orc's jaw as the angle of the sword had been shifted ever so slightly.]
Not sure yet. [Admitted with a faint, grim smirk like he knows that it's a shit answer. Do something about it.] Could be tied to that little brat, but I doubt it unless it's way more powerful than it's lettin' on with that whole puppydog act it's got going. You went through some of the silvery water, yeah? Before it showed up to cart you off?
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[Ngh.
He lets the sword drop entirely, idly twirling it around with a deft movement of his hand and wrist as he finally turns his ire away from Fjord. His annoyance doesn't go back to the shark either but rather at an unspecified spot on the ground, the frown on his face deepening to a crease between his eyebrows as his mind works.
This is definitely different to the kinds of things he's had to face before. Thirteen was not like Raphael, and he's kicking himself for letting his guard down so easily to be taken in by a trickster like that.]
I can't boast the array of spells that a wizard or sorcerer might, but I haven't been able to use any magic since it caught me.
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Annoyed still, but Fjord sure as hell couldn't blame him for that. He was pretty ticked off himself, though at who it was hard to say. Definitely a healthy dose of irritation at himself for similar reasons. As if he didn't have enough trouble with mysterious magic beings without adding whatever Thirteen was up to into the mix.]
Same, unfortunately. Dispelled my disguise and everything. And this cave is absolutely stupid with the stuff, so let's assume for the moment that the silver currents are what's blocking our magic... [As he spoke, Fjord watched with an uncertain frown as the shark did a circle around the pair of them, before headbutting against the half-orc's side in an attempt to wedge it's way under his arm like an eager hound.]
Woah, hold on there- [Just gonna be trying to nudge the shark back because excuse you?]
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He watches the creature with just as much tension as his companion, but raises an eyebrow slightly as it decides to simply... headbutt him.]
It's acting like a dog.
[Hasn't he seen Scratch do similar things? Even the owlbear, after a time spent together, when he started picking up the dog's habits. Tav purses his lips slightly then holds out his hand, softening his voice like one might do to tempt a stray animal as he beckons to the shark.]
Hey, come over here.
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The shark was definitely behaving just like a dog who insistently wanted close to a person, wedging itself right in against Fjord's side which just had his brows lifting.]
Don't look at me, you little menace, [And seeing the other reaching out, taking on that coaxing tone, he lifts his arm away, to see what the shark would do.] Never seen a shark act like this before myself. You?
[Watching it all but wiggle in excitement as it swims right over to the half-elf and bumps it's nose right up to the offered hand, clearly hoping for pets.]
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ii. Spread the Love
[What he saw next there took the breath from him faster than any distance running.]
[Mid-length white hair. Dark skin. Could it be? He'd found him. He'd made it after all!]
Kel-- ! [The name died on his lips as Astarion's joy was crushed into despair at the glimpse of the other man's face. Unfamiliar tattoos. The subtle curves of their lips. The eyes. This wasn't Kelthrae at all, just another drow.]
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Astarion!
[His eyes brighten, an easy smile on his lips as he swivels around on one heel.]
Aren't you a sight for sore eyes, I was starting to think I was going to have to deal with this all by myself.
[But then he trails off. A frown pinches softly at his eyebrows. Something isn't right. He can't quite put his finger on it, but something isn't right.]
... What's the matter?
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How do you know my name? Who are you?
[There had been so many "conquests," so many he'd lured back to Cazador's palace, he didn't remember all of them. But he would have remembered this one, at least when he'd met Tav, for the resemblance. They were so similar, it was unnerving.]
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[He knows that look. The guarded, wary expression. He knows it but he doesn't know why it's being pointed at him... but he can see very well that Astarion is not joking.
Just as well. It wouldn't be a bloody funny joke if he was. Still, the bard's expression creases in faint consternation.]
It's me. Tav? What's wrong with you? Did you hit your head?
[He doesn't move forwards but his body language says that he wants to. All but screams it. That desire to offer reassurance and comfort to someone who took so long in accepting it from him.]
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[He wasn't. But, strangely, he didn't seem to be lying, either. Astarion squinted at the half-drow, perplexed. How was this even possible?]
If this is some shape-shifting trick, it's a poor one! You've gotten messy and the eyes are all wrong! [He gestured flippantly with his hand. Sure, a case could be made that Tav might have gotten a tattoo and new scars in the short time they'd been separated, but there was no mistaking those eyes.]
[Gods, this couldn't be Orin again, could it? Astarion began to reach for the dagger he'd been so thankful to find from the shark. The shark itself looked between the two men with uncertainty and drifted closer to the shrine.]
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[He doesn't quite look afraid, but definitely wary as he sees Astarion going for that knife. Tav steps back with his hands slightly raised but his eyes still on the elf's face, searching, trying to find a reason for his friend to be acting like this.]
I headbutted you the first time you drew a knife on me, don't think I won't do it again. [But Astarion isn't lying, is he? The confusion is real, he doesn't know who he is, and Tav was in no way prepared for how much that would sting. It must be a spell, right? Or he's been dosed with something, or this place has done something to him.]
Look-- I'm... I can prove it. Listen. Your full name is Astarion Ancunín. You're a vampire spawn. You have really expensive taste in wine. You think flowers are pointless because they don't make good poisons. [His hands lower, just a little.]
You don't remember what colour your eyes were before Cazador turned you. [Then, his voice softens at the edges.] You want freedom. More than anything.
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He should pass muster as ordinary enough at first glance, even if in the movie theater lighting his eyes seem to have a bit of a greenish glow. And the pupils don't look quite right. .. Nah, probably just the light cast by the TV.
Tav is in a similar position, Sephiroth can't quite tell if it's the lighting or if that man is actually gray.]
You should sit back here, you can view it better then.
[He doesn't raise his voice any, and it doesn't sound like there's a whole lot of emotion going on, but he looks ... just a little bit amused. It's an expression that belongs on much older features.]
It's a television. You've never seen one before?
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[The way he says the word makes it clear enough, if nothing else already had, that he has not seen anything like this before. As close as he is to it he can make out individual little specks of colour on the screen, shifting and changing as the picture moves, but he does take the boy at his word and straightens up to retreat a little further back.
Away from the glare of the screen one thing becomes abundantly clear - his skin is definitely grey. When he turns his attention over to Sephiroth his eyes are shown to be two different colours too, one an inky obsidian and the other a pale blue.]
I've seen a lot of magic, but nothing quite like that.
[He's smart enough to realise it's not a portal, at least.]
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No, anyone he's ever seen alive. Occasionally the dead could be that strange color of gray, especially in very cold-- No, Tav is definitely not dead, or he wouldn't be moving. But every move he makes is watched closely, expression carefully guarded. Civilized, certainly, by language and the fact that there's clothes. Was he some victim of science?
Or maybe just from somewhere without a lot of tech?]
The word often used for such devices is 'technology', rather than magic, as anyone at all can learn to use it with a bit of time, unlike magic. Have you seen stageplays before? Theater?
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[Technology. Of course he knows the word, though he hasn't seen it applied to anything in the way that he sees it here. It doesn't seem to bother him overmuch however as he finally retreats fully from the television and drops himself down in a corner of the couch, huffing out a breath as he does.
An adventurer does not often get the chance to occupy a comfortable seat. Tav tends to relish the opportunities where he can.]
Yes, I've seen theatre.
[His attention strays back over to the television, eyes bright with curiosity.]
It's not a portal, so I can assume that what I'm seeing isn't happening now. Would that be right?
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[He's staying right where he is. Who cares if the little text suggested he was supposed to get closer to people, that's not going to happen. The distance of a couch cushion is plenty.]
Think of this as a theater production, recorded and replayed on the box for convenience. This particular production seems to be a work of fiction.
[Actually it looks like at least one of the people in that work of fiction has the same odd gray skin as Tav. Is.. is that actually a thing, somewhere?
When the boy speaks again, it's with caution.]
Forgive me, as I know this will sound rude, but I don't mean to offend. Does ... everyone look as you do, where you're from?
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So, he shakes his head.]
You mean the skin colour, don't you.
[Some half-drow are 'lucky' enough to be able to pass for human or even wood or high elf, but when it comes to Tav... his father's genes run strong. He couldn't hide his heritage even if he wanted to.]
Guess you've never seen a half-drow before? [Lifting one hand he brushes his hair back, showing one pointed ear.] Not everyone has. We're not too common outside of Dambrath.
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"It is electricity and light. Lightning and prisms. It displays life or art as a moving picture."
He's not a scientist, but he understands the rudimentary ideas behind video.
"You'll see it better from back here."
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Satisfied, it seems, at least for the moment, he pushes himself up and takes a few steps back. The separate grains of light resolve into a moving picture and he watches it in fascination for another few moments.
"I can't be faulted for being curious, can I?" It's not a question that really demands an answer. "I've known portals show similar images, but this... isn't happening right now, is it?"
Arcana check: passed.
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"I can't fault you, though I know many a situation where it ended poorly." A shrug. Life is what it is, you know? "It's a recording. The good news is that means things can be seen more than once. Like a play, without the actors having to go out again and again and again. It lets a lot more people see the same thing and thus talk about it together. Not that you have to talk about it with people, but people make it more fun."
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Performances being repeated isn't an unusual concept - they often are - but he does understand that this isn't what is being talked about. The man is speaking of a recording, a kind of thing Tav is aware of though certainly not in this context, but he can connect the dots well enough.
He always has been smarter than he likes to let on.
Tav retreats further and finally drops onto the couch, settling himself in one corner with one arm lazily thrown over the back of it.
"Are you a talker, then?"
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"I am when my company wants me to be," Jedao says. "I know how to stay quiet."