april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[heyunderoos]

I'm super sorry you've been thrown through walls. It sucks every time. No one ever pitches you through a soft thing. Its always bricks or concrete, or a car.

Why never pillows or a bouncy castle to catch you after being thrown, that's the real question

[peaceistheway]

That does sound unfortunate.

I don't think Obi-Wan's beard is objectively awful. I suppose I'm just not used to it.

[ferrokinetically]

the Underground down in Tides. We've got food, drinks, pool, darts, sometimes entertainment. Should come down sometime

Kiyotaka Ayanokoji | Classroom of the Elite | Myth

[winatallcosts]

1. What do you consider your greatest accomplishment?

2. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

3. What is something you'd never say to another person?

4. How do you make important decisions?

5. Do you believe people generally have good intentions?

[ Does he not understand the game...or...? (It's the or. He wants to know who would answer his questions.) ]

I see no typos 😎

[tamethatfire]

They're beautiful, it's true.
I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to get friendly with them.

You think I haven't tried?
They just disappear into thin air!

[ Into her belly, that's what she means, into her greedy belly. ]

Is peanut butter man hot?

Elektra Natchios | Daredevil (netflix)

[tamethatfire]

1. Sometimes the most spiritual thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
2. Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
3. Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
4. [slightly slurred voice message:] I'm calling to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologise if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
5. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat chips with mayonnaise.

[ text her first ]

[sine_metu]

I think you would stick the landing.

[da_champion]

It really does! I'll have to remember to introduce myself as that at the next party.

I am skeptical of jellyfish strippers reminding me of anything other than jiggling jam.
But I like everything else about that.

Toge Inumaki | Jujutsu Kaisen | Familiar

[cursedwords]

1. When was someone going to tell me I had roommates?

2. We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail.

3. I made fried chicken. What have you done today?

4. You made cement angels, I laughed my ass off.

5. Any time before noon can go fuck itself.

6. I have the place to myself, wanna hang out?

7. Text him!

[spktr]

what good is being doppelgangers if we can't even take advantage of it??

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[foundlingfather]

Why abduction?

[somethingrevolutionary]

[ Someone whose sister is here? That's such a good thing. There's only so many sets of siblings in Folkmore. ]

No worries, but I would love to hear more about this romantic mutual abduction you're planning.

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[shehulksmash]

For which color skin?




You mean a tattoo right????

[somethingrevolutionary]

Remember, there are people from many different worlds. What feels unhinged to you could be perfectly normal to society where they are from. It takes effort to discern the dissimilar from the truly threatening.

Cassandra Cain | DC comics | OTA

[smallbat]

1. It's not weird to call it the bad dad club if your dad is actually bad.
2. Did I leave my unicorn kigurumi over there?
3. I don't think that's a good idea, last time that happened I woke up in someone else's body.
4. You ever get that weird feeling when someone is talking about your mom being hot? Yeah, that's what it feels like.
5. [Text her]

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[pursuitofcappiness]

I didn't mean to say it was weird. Just, I'm sorry you didn't have good parental figures.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You know, there are probably laws against testing on humans.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Thanks, I like your haircut.

[ He hops on, and, after waiting for her to put the helmet on, zips off to the diner. It's really not a long ride. ]

Order whatever you want. I'll eat whatever you don't.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, I have. But my boyfriend won't lend me his scarf.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, good on you for turning them in. But next time, maybe call for backup. It's gonna hurt to breathe for awhile.

[pursuitofcappiness]

It doesn't have to be good. It probably won't be. You should just keep doodling until something strikes.

[spktr]

You're just very distracting from reading these days. I end up losing track halfway through a page.

A lovely problem to have though.

bless 🙏

[spktr]

Oh my days... I walked straight into this, didn't I

Well...

[he's taking a sneaky look as he mulls it over]

He's very mysterious, if that's your type. I'd say he's pretty fit, yeah.

[soloacts]

T-Thanks. [She blushes a bit awkwardly tucking one of the longer pink strands behind an ear, because-- well, she might be Spider-Woman and usually very confident, she's still a teenager and Steve is, frankly, very hot. Like poster on her wall, hot. She clears her throat. Get it together, Gwen. Helmet on to thankfully hide her blushing, she gets on the bike, clutching to his waist once the bike starts moving.]

I might be small, but my stomach is not.

[smallbat]

To be fair, I also have a cool dad.

[And Babs is pretty much her mom anyways.]