april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

Cassandra Cain | DC comics | OTA

[smallbat]

1. It's not weird to call it the bad dad club if your dad is actually bad.
2. Did I leave my unicorn kigurumi over there?
3. I don't think that's a good idea, last time that happened I woke up in someone else's body.
4. You ever get that weird feeling when someone is talking about your mom being hot? Yeah, that's what it feels like.
5. [Text her]

1

[pursuitofcappiness]

I didn't mean to say it was weird. Just, I'm sorry you didn't have good parental figures.

[smallbat]

To be fair, I also have a cool dad.

[And Babs is pretty much her mom anyways.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, hopefully they're divorced.

[ He did not understand. ]

[smallbat]

Oh no, my parents were never together. It was a much more transactional sort of thing cause my birth dad wanted a kid to train as an assassin and the other ones he got kept not being good enough.

[She also is completely missing the multiple dad confusion.]

cass!!!! my beloved!!! (also 2)

[eggplanting]

its my unicorn kigurumi now

[smallbat]

Just because I let you borrow it when you were cold? That's not how that works Steph.

[eggplanting]

its how it works when you leave it at my place :P

im a dastardly criminal, didnt you know?

[smallbat]

Impossible I haven't had any ✨CLUES✨ to lead me to it.

4

[brat]

Disgusting.

[smallbat]

Thank you! It's so weird right?

[brat]

My mother has slaughtered others for lesser offenses.

They should know to focus their minds elsewhere.

[smallbat]

We have that in common, that's for sure.

2.

[disastergod]

I'm not sure what a unicorn kigurumi is but I'll keep an eye out for it!

[smallbat]

Oh it's one of those purple fuzzy things with the hood that you wear over your whole body while you binge watch horror movies and slurp cup noodles!

[disastergod]

And this one is unicorn shaped? It sounds delightful! Where does one find one of these for purchase? Asking for a friend.

[smallbat]

Oh! My friend got it for me, but I feel like a store would have one??? Or I think there's magic around here maybe someone could make one?

3.

[a_normal_man]

You got body-swapped? By accident, or did someone switch you on purpose?

[smallbat]

Oh you know, just evil mystical women.

[a_normal_man]

There seem to be far too many of those running around.

[smallbat]

You kind of get used to it in Gotham. Is it a thing in Metropolis too?

2

[gothcowboy]

Maybe. Did you stop by Central City for the pride fest?
It got a bit crazy.

2

[budgetcaptainmarvel]

no but u did leave a pair of duck slippers
they're super cute & comfy

[smallbat]

Oh that's what happened to them. I was looking for those yesterday!

[budgetcaptainmarvel]

yeah sry
i've been wearing them for like 3 days now
prob should've told u sooner
my bad

u can have them back ofc