april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[ferrokinetically]

I'll be expecting you by sometime then

being stuck here for another shitty birthday for a shitty science fair isn't good enough reason?

[vervains]

Then that will be a future Elena problem not a now Elena problem?
But I'm confident it will. It can't just keep making things worse forever

[vervains]

I actually tried a bunch of times but things just kept pulling me back. Or us back together. It was a complicated situation

[a_darker_path]

Or you can make better choices and not have it be an issue at all.

[fuckthefamily]

So cut ties with everything. If you wanted to be free, you could. There's no reason to keep going back unless it's what you really want.

Your life is yours, other people can sort themselves out.

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[budgetcaptainmarvel]

no but u did leave a pair of duck slippers
they're super cute & comfy

[shieldingfoundation]

You're hilarious. There are only a few things I'm afraid of, and arguing with a lawyer isn't one.

[geodesics]

Okay. [ That doesn't sound like a dumb name Dazai would make up. ]

We haven't, but I haven't been here that long.

[shieldingfoundation]

I know. But I was hoping he and I would somewhat get on.

[goodtobebad]

Lately, once or twice a week.

[goodtobebad]

I am an immortal supernatural being and representative of pure evil, what would I ever want with sex?

[dathomirs]

It takes some time to get used to the strange happenings that are commonplace here. Thirteen has an unrivaled sense of whimsy.

I do stand by my assertion, however, that redheads are very easy to become attracted to, though perhaps I only think so because it is an unusual color among my people. Humans, not so much.

[revocations]

So pretty frequently.

Reason? War, politics, something else like an apocalypse? Or just normal stress reasons?

[goodtobebad]

A demonic one, maybe.

What can I say, I'm on holiday, and if I want to spend my holiday moping, that's my business.

[goodtobebad]

All of human history! Much longer if you count the time before Time, but you can't actually count that because Time didn't exist yet.

[shieldingfoundation]

Between you and me, I'm not entirely sure. However, the latter feels best suited to this situation. He's dreadful.

[shieldingfoundation]

She assured me the house wouldn't have burned down because she had a fire extinguisher at the ready. It wasn't a fire extinguisher.

Enough. We'll leave it at that.

[goodtobebad]

Because it helps me forget. And what about you? Why do you do it?

[a_normal_man]

Normal plastic, unfortunately. I don't always pay attention, which is on me.

[a_normal_man]

There seem to be far too many of those running around.

[revocations]

Not much else to do.

[imnobody]

Nope. You'll forget this conversation the moment you look away from it. It'll still be there in your message history, for a little bit. But you might not ever notice it.

It's a mutation, I'd go into the details but trust me, it's not that exciting.

[vervains]

I've .....idk accepted I don't know what those are. Everytime I think I'm making the right choice that will fix things I just make it worse

[vervains]

I could never just fully leave my brother. He's my responsibility now and we're all we have. If I just cut ties with everything I'd be abandoning him. I'm not about to do that when he's lost everything else.

[shehulksmash]

So scrabble date it is then?