folkmeme | april first tfln

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Oh, I mean, it's all right. I'm not going to judge you. Took me long enough. Just - if you wanted to, that's a shame. That's all.

I am an immortal supernatural being and representative of pure evil, what would I ever want with sex?

Thought you guys were into temptation. Plus, there's that whole thing Milton was writing about with celestial beings having sex. Or was that all fiction? Thought it would be a weird thing to dictate to his daughter if it wasn't something he thought was true.

First of all, sex isn't a sin. Second of all, Milton was a hack. Humans believe all sorts of things are true that aren't. Some of you still believe the Earth is flat, for someone's sake. Or that God cares who you sleep with.

Well, I know God's not peeking in my bedroom to care. And no, but plenty of things related to sex are. But, I guess you also don't do any of the other sins, like murder. Right?

Technically, demons do not commit sins ourselves. We're supposed to tempt humans into it.

But humans usually don't need tempting, either. You've always been perfectly willing to do horrible things to each other without any outside influence.