april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

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[ironypoisoned]

If you've ever needed an engineer to help you build you a better version of Tommy Lee's drum roller coaster, call me.

PLEASE call me, in fact, it's been a dream of mine since I saw that shit during Motley Crue's final tour.

[soloacts]

If you're going to build me that, you can call me whatever you want!
Well, maybe not whatever you want, but still.
And you wouldn't even need to strap me in for when it goes upside down.

[ironypoisoned]

Heh. Handy, that.
Who know "being sticky" was actually a useful power.
Luckily this place doesn't have any safety inspectors to demand I install a seatbelt for ya anyway.

You get a drumset? I will hook you up with the coolest thing you've ever seen.
We'll have a concert.
Starkapalooza.
It'll be fun.

[soloacts]

It's useful for more than upside down drumming.
And no. I don't have a drum set here yet.

Ah. I was wondering what the catch was with all these gifts.
I'm the main event, but the entire concert is named after you? Rude.
I guess Stacypalooza doesn't sound quite as good.
Gwenapalooza?

[ironypoisoned]

So I've seen. You sticky kids are a hell of a secret weapon.
You get the strength thing too?

When ya get some drums, though, I'm around and ready to build you a really fun carnival ride.

I LIKE Gwenapalooza.
Gwenapalooza, brought to you by Stark Industries...
Sure, we could do that. Deal.

[soloacts]

Sticky kids makes us all sound like toddlers who need a bath.
Yeah. Strength, spider-sense, sticky fingers and feet.
Quips too. Those are a Spider-brand requirement.
Unless you're Miguel O'Hara.


Alright, I'm in. Deal!
We'll have to find some opening acts.

[ironypoisoned]

You say that like you're NOT all toddlers who need a bath.

I know a really great comedienne who could emcee for us.
Very funny lady.
I'll see if I can't rustle up a few other opening acts though.

[soloacts]

I'm 17!

[See, Tony, she's totally not a little kid! She's totally owned you with that one.]

Oh, yeah? That sounds great.
I love it when I plan comes together.