april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

Steve Rogers | MCU | ota

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. Heard you're having a rough time. What do you need to pull you out of this slump?
2. You wanted me to drive you back to the burger place so you could yell at them for not giving you enough ketchup. We did not go back to the burger place.
3. Went to the compound and found him taped to a treadmill.
4. Taping paper napkin to cloth tape recommendations
Makeshift sewing thread hack
How to make an apron with napkins
I'm so sorry I thought this was a search engine.
5. Well, it won't be a walk of shame if you run, right?
6. Need help putting together a "mixtape" which is basically some songs put together like a record. He showed me this song once called "Never Going To Give You Up" so that's definitely going on there.
7. Text him!

Merrin | Jedi Survivor | Familiar

[dathomirs]

1. You are no longer allowed to use our friendship to win arguments about the dark side.

2. I'm watching them argue over rum and cokes over who's going to split the table in half with a lightsaber.

3. Words of wisdom: it is okay to admit that you're into redheads.

4. I have acquired a mango. Tonight is successful thus far.

5. He nearly tripped over himself to get to me, so I think the new dress is a winner.

6. [ Text her; misfires welcome! ]

April O'Neil | Rise of the TMNT | OTA

[licensetocrane]

1. jkloafdajoptzl;fga/ [Mayhem says hi.]

2. okay take a breath who do i have to introduce to my bat

3. omg thats adorable i want one where do i get it

4. in my defense the restaurant caving in was NOT my fault

5. "well i did, pizza delivery boy louis. but im afraid i gambled away everything i owned except for this g-string i have on"

6. you know if every day was april 1st people would be way more critical thinkers

7. you could if you weren't a coward

[Or text her with your own misfires!]

raphael hamato | rise of the tmnt

[supersmashbro]

1. I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.

2. Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"

3. I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face

4. Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super villain whose only weakness is sunkist.

[ or text him, we out here ]

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | ota

[culver]

1. I don't know that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.

2. The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face.

3. You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.

4. Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.

5. Just an FYI, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.

6. text her!

6.

[designate]

Stuff from the '80s, huh? What about Africa by Toto? Or Only You by The Flying Pickets? ( courtesy of karaoke nights with buck and his boy, christopher. okay. maybe eddie shouldn't be answering random network posts and focus on finding a way out of this weird place, but then again... this must be some kind of a messed up dream, so he'll just roll with it for now. this can't be real. it makes no sense. )

Steven Grant | MCU | ota!

[spktr]

1. On a brighter note, the strip club in Tides found my spoon. I have no idea how it got there.

2. The bloke in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife, and a container of peanut butter, and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.

3. If you need me, I'm rereading The Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine.

4. Going to stop paying attention now. I’ve noticed enough.

( or text him first! )

Crowley | Good Omens | Myth | ota/misfires/etc

[goodtobebad]

1. I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in six thousand years. And then I offered everyone calamari.

2. Trust no bitch in paintball. Not a single one.

3. I'm a terrible drunk. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in 30 seconds.

4. I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.

5. Humans have nothing on me. Six months of self-pity? Try 80 years.

6. [Text him!]

[pursuitofcappiness]

Haven't heard either, but I'll put them on the list. Hey, thanks. Do you know other songs from the 80s? I think a themed playlist might be the ticket.

3

[backwaterbelle]

First, I have an alibi.
Second, was the treadmill running?

[Please take the bait.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

No, otherwise I'd have to take it apart to clean off the gunk.

Okay. So, why the tape?

4.

[revocations]

It is.

2

[ruevealing]

Sounds like a ham-ble brag.

Darth Maul (CRAU) | Star Wars

[survivalthroughhate]

1. Yeah at one point I was listening to Metallica and doing pushups last night. I went through a lot of emotions.

2. I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.

3. Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.

4. I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at.

5. I'm tired as can be but I can't leave him here like this. I gave him the spice and I feel the responsibility to put his mind back together. It's fun! I'm an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychotherapy.

6. Text him!

[designate]

What, this place doesn't have Spotify? You could just browse through the greatest hits. It's handy. If we're talking love songs though, look up Air Supply maybe. Oh. Phil Collins - Against All Odds. He's got a bunch of other good hits too.

Whoever you're making a mixtape for, this guy must be pretty special. ( look at him, being nosy. well, what the hell else is he supposed to do? change the subject? besides if he can help contribute to someone else's love life when his is basically non-existent, then why not? )

Re: 2

[supersmashbro]

leo, give rue back their relic

[ruevealing]

What a compliment!! Thank you, Raphael. :)

I was quite proud of that one.

Bucky Barnes | Marvel What If...(Zombies) | Familiar | OTA!

[silent_butdeadly]

1. Do you need moral support for this bender?

2. I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes.

3. You started petting my hair and said 'There, there, majestical unicorn. It won't be long before we get you back to the Neverland'.

4. Why the hell is there a goat in the kitchen?

5. I should know better than opening your texts at the grocery store.

6. (Text him!)

[peaceistheway]

1. It'll be a mutual, consensual abduction. Dare I say romantic?

2. A vacation that doesn't involve either stale rations, hiding in caves, or my life being threatened at some point? I'd hardly know what to do with myself.

3. I don't care how old she is, I'm still the older sister.

4. If I don't make my peace with the beard, do I have to turn in my pacifist card?

5. [Text her!]

2

[soloacts]

Coffee and mistakes, specifically together?
Or just each individually?

[silent_butdeadly]

Individually. I can't be good at coffee if I make mistakes making it, no?

1

[culver]

Was the calamari somehow related to your fun fact...?

Rogue | Marvel 616 | Familiar

[backwaterbelle]

1. Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says: "You know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica!"

2. I shouldn’t have to tell you to not throw knives at me.

3. I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... My face now has a green tint.

4. All I can remember is you climbing in a garbage can and said you were trashed.

5. I don’t need inspirational quotes. If I’m going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.

6. Text her.

Gwen Stacy | Spider-Verse | OTA

[soloacts]

1. there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my phone's webbed to your wall
2. yes, i'm a drummer. no, i'm not going to let you call me 'sticks'.
3. i didn't say it was safe, i said it was legal. i didn't say anything about it being safe. it's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
4. all I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
5. text her!

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wow, these Air Supply ones are great. You know anything with a little more... noise?

And sure, special's one way to put it. Why, is making a mixtape a big romantic gesture? I thought everyone did it. You must've made one for someone before.