april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[spktr]

Maaaybe if you hear me curse up a storm.

[da_champion]

I will make a daring rescue if your fort collapses.

[spktr]

My hero. please don't judge me for the inevitably uncouth flailing that will happen.

[da_champion]

Am I allowed to laugh as I rescue you?

[spktr]

You know what? yes, permission granted. because I would do the exact same in your shoes.

[da_champion]

Bless you for being kind to me.

[spktr]

It's the least I can do after everything.

I'd say come and join me but your shoulders alone would tear the structure down.

[da_champion]

I assumed you wanted to be alone or you would've invited me already.

Let me know if you need any snacks with your wine.

[spktr]

You're just very distracting from reading these days. I end up losing track halfway through a page.

A lovely problem to have though.

[da_champion]

I would apologize but I like that power.

When you're in the mood to not read tell me and I'll bother you.

[spktr]

Oh I know you do, and you take full advantage.

[da_champion]

Stop being so gorgeous and I'll stop taking advantage.

[spktr]

Shall I grow a very unattractive moustache then?

[da_champion]

I'd still kiss you.

[spktr]

Hmm what if I paired it with an unsightly beard? The scraggly, unkept kind?

[da_champion]

Will I still get to see you naked?

[spktr]

If you dare.

[da_champion]

Then we'll be just fine even if you are unkempt and shaggy like a dwarf from Orizzamar.

[spktr]

That's all it takes? Me taking my clothes off?

[da_champion]

I am a simple man.

[spktr]

It's alright, you're very charming, love.

[da_champion]

I am a fool who has gotten very lucky.

[spktr]

Most of life is random luck if you think about it, so we're all in the same boat.

[da_champion]

I'm glad we're in the same boat.

[spktr]

Remind me to make you watch Titanic with me someday.