april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[vostokoff]

It is not necessary, but if you wish.

He was hiding in my garden, I need to know if he touched or ingested anything.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Was he trying to attack you?

[vostokoff]

I do not believe so.
This was for his own good.

[pursuitofcappiness]

And what does that mean?

[vostokoff]

I am cultivating a number of plants that still require studying, some of them are quite poisonous. Others have had... strange effects.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You know, there are probably laws against testing on humans.

[vostokoff]

He was not supposed to test them. I do have a fence.

[pursuitofcappiness]

So this guy, what, broke into your house and experimented on himself?

This doesn't sound very plausible.

[vostokoff]

No, he landed in my garden. Accidentally, according to him.

If I was experimenting it would be much more controlled.

[ Which isn't to say that she couldn't learn something useful all the same, but that was not the plan for today. ]

[pursuitofcappiness]

Alright, well, I'll make sure he's got a sandwich or something.

[vostokoff]

Has he developed any unusual hives or blemishes?

[pursuitofcappiness]

I didn't think to take off his clothes and check. Nothing on his face or hands.

[vostokoff]

If he has not noticed anything unusual by now he is probably fine, but I would still prefer to check myself before he leaves.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Go ahead, 'cause I'm not taking his shirt off.